Seriously! - I mean, with headache powders, you still have to go through the trouble of getting a glass of water to mix.Ever have a migraine?
21 October, 2009
903 views
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Too Late - I already gave her mine earlier
17 September, 2009
4252 views
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Anime - Government sponsored mind control
4 September, 2009
4804 views | 2 favorites
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VWO - Viking World Order
31 August, 2009
2495 views | 2 favorites
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ROFL - Roll On Floor Laughing
15 August, 2009
2765 views
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Unfortunately - some fools think they are all the same thing
15 August, 2009
1912 views
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Virus Protection - You're doing it wrong
9 August, 2009
4285 views
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Women's Tennis - just follow the bouncing...um...ball
9 August, 2009
7464 views | 2 favorites
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These Pretzels - are making me thirsty
1 August, 2009
3189 views
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Jesus Hat Kit - Cross not included
1 August, 2009
2054 views
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Here she is - Mike 88's mom-what's her name?
1 August, 2009
9920 views | 5 favorites
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Thank God - it's only Ebola. I thought I had surprise buttseks.
24 July, 2009
2983 views
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I have 2 words for you - Happy Ending
28 June, 2009
6623 views | 1 favorite
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DAMN! - I would have tapped the hell out of her before
28 June, 2009
7600 views
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Of course it is - the baby's adopted
28 June, 2009
4044 views
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Pet Hyena - when you've eaten all the dogs in your country, your choice of pets is rather limited
27 June, 2009
3097 views | 1 favorite
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Don't Ask - Don't Tell
27 June, 2009
7722 views | 2 favorites
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That Argument - could also be used for OJ's murder trial.No substantial proof. Mike gets off easy because the majority of trial judges are also Pedobears,that's why child molesters get lenient sentences.
26 June, 2009
2908 views
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Anonymous - just think were America would be if George Washington was one.
I'm on the internet,you can't see me. I must be an anonymous fucking asshole coward too.
25 June, 2009
2764 views
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You must be a virgin - the Nerdy girls are ALWAYS the kinky ones
22 June, 2009
4356 views | 1 favorite
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Mercenaries - always equipped with the latest technology
22 June, 2009
4392 views | 1 favorite
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Valhalla - can always use another serving wench
22 June, 2009
3875 views | 1 favorite
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Fuck the Army - This whore has the right idea. All women should go out right now and fuck a soldier.
12 June, 2009
6411 views | 2 favorites
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Horlicks - WTF is it?
8 June, 2009
2232 views | 2 favorites
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Acid Ice Cream - I'll take a Double Mocha-Mescaline Smoothie
and a Peanut Butter Peyote-Button Split
8 June, 2009
2829 views
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I got it beat - a Thanksgiving Turkey that was alive again by Easter
8 June, 2009
3762 views
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We'll become Russia - paying our workers on credit and vodka and everyone lining up for new government programs
8 June, 2009
3661 views
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The Zombies - only want your brains
7 June, 2009
4245 views | 1 favorite
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What did I get? - I got their moms
7 June, 2009
10945 views
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The one on the right - enjoys surprise buttsecks
6 June, 2009
8761 views
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Riding bareback - that's the only right way to do it
6 June, 2009
4751 views
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Common sense fail - the bum needs "money for" not $4 karate lessons
6 June, 2009
4757 views | 1 favorite
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Steroids - Luckily his head had grown so he didn't get hurt as severely
6 June, 2009
4212 views
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Anonymous - HERE'S a reason to be anonymous. Hit it,quit it, and never tell her your real name and number.
1 June, 2009
5855 views | 1 favorite
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American Ingenuity - never count us out when it comes to making
something out of nothing
30 May, 2009
3554 views | 1 favorite
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Jesus - Damn he was a Playa
30 May, 2009
3120 views
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Actually - I've only just met them,
but I would just LOVE to take them out
29 May, 2009
8180 views | 1 favorite
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Iller Black Downe - three of the best actors around
26 May, 2009
2495 views
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Epic classic boob fail - you're the second one here to call the blond Marilyn Monroe. Those epic boobs belong to Jane Mansfield.
22 May, 2009
7155 views | 1 favorite
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Wet Pussy - is not amused
20 May, 2009
5290 views | 1 favorite
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Anonymous - a cowardly way to express your beliefs
20 May, 2009
3606 views | 1 favorite
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That sentence - makes no sense
20 May, 2009
2572 views
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Seriously WTF!!!? - you would rather wank it than enjoy the real thing?
19 May, 2009
7154 views | 3 favorites
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Rock Bottom - You'll know it when you get there
19 May, 2009
8712 views | 1 favorite
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Rock Bottom - Oh yeah, you're there
18 May, 2009
11366 views
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Busted - dispelling the notion that the photo below was real:
http://www.motivatedphotos.com/?id=5842
15 May, 2009
23906 views | 7 favorites
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Maxim Fail - this skanky heroin-chic pig gets voted hotter than Megan Fox? WTF?
13 May, 2009
11851 views | 4 favorites
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Rufie? - wtf is a rufie?
13 May, 2009
7658 views | 1 favorite
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WTF! - how do you FLEA a burning house? idiot!
13 May, 2009
4526 views | 1 favorite
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Well Bob - there are so many grammar errors in your post that Dr Cox would prefer to Lobotomize you instead of re-educating you
13 May, 2009
5435 views
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