Why? - Why won't my Parakeet do that?
7 January, 2010
3346 views
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Dictionary - If it doesn't say that in there, you are not on that side.
23 November, 2009
2156 views
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Evil Monkey - Now with friend included.
23 November, 2009
1608 views
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"I'm all for drilling" - "what was the topic again?"
20 October, 2009
2534 views | 1 favorite
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San Francisco - It isn't safe there
17 October, 2009
1618 views
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Guitar hero - Players...You...Are...Fags
17 October, 2009
1671 views | 1 favorite
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If you need anything - talk to my bottem bitch, then the bottom bitch will talk to me.
16 October, 2009
2316 views | 2 favorites
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Kanye west - He is a gayfish.
16 October, 2009
2110 views | 1 favorite
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O dude, you shot him in the dick - That's not cool Butters, you don't shoot a guy in the dick.
16 October, 2009
1794 views
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Some serious issues - This guy has them
17 September, 2009
1499 views
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Newbie - If the next two word's out of your mouth aren't 'See ya', than the 3th word will be 'O my god, my crouch, you've punched me in the crouch'
28 May, 2009
5219 views | 3 favorites
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You are what you eat - And you clearly ate a big fat guy, didn't you
28 May, 2009
3940 views | 2 favorites
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So what you are saying is: - That you have a problem, that is totally YOUR problem, but you like to find a way to make that problem my problem, but here's the problem Newbie. It's not my problem
28 May, 2009
5270 views | 2 favorites
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You see a girl - I see a missile
21 May, 2009
6472 views | 2 favorites
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Rainbow orgasm - What does that looks like?
18 May, 2009
8121 views | 3 favorites
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The reason your headache didn't go away - It is actually prenounced: enel-gesic not analgesic.
Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
15 May, 2009
4090 views | 1 favorite
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Listen up Molly Menopauze - I need you to quiet the hell down, your scaring everyone in the hospital. I mean my god, the are delivering a baby upstairs and the poor kid is using the umbilical cord to crawl the hell back in.
13 May, 2009
4993 views | 1 favorite
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A picture - Says more than a thousand words.
13 May, 2009
7120 views | 2 favorites
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Well bob - When I heared you were up on the roof I just naturally assumed it was because you're evil mission here on planet earth had finally come to an end. So tell me...Were exactly is the Mothership
13 May, 2009
5490 views | 2 favorites
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Congratulations - Your Dematio-like streak for saying nothing even remotely interesting is still alive and well.
12 May, 2009
5397 views | 1 favorite
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The way you could be less productive - Is if you were infact the wall on which you are leaning against of course then you'd be providing some jackass with a wall to lean against and reflect on what a jackass he truly is.
11 May, 2009
4477 views | 1 favorite
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Listening - Do you actually listen to yourself when you speak or do you find yourself drift in and out.
11 May, 2009
5120 views | 1 favorite
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The 4 reasons to became a doctor - Chicks, money, power and chicks.
10 May, 2009
5258 views | 4 favorites
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It is Evolution - It brings retardedness to a whole new level
10 May, 2009
3750 views | 1 favorite
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Your ex-wife is the answer - Things that ruined my life. Things that took half my money, Things with sharp edges.
10 May, 2009
5087 views | 1 favorite
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The lost and found box - There isn't any, there is an ass box.
9 May, 2009
5905 views | 1 favorite
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Sensitivity - Why has this Gomer got to try and die every day during My Lunch.
9 May, 2009
4908 views | 2 favorites
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The correct doses - Here's what you do: Get her to open her mouth, take a hand full and throw it at her. What ever sticks, that is the correct doses.
9 May, 2009
6765 views | 3 favorites
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Listen Supergirl - I'm going to break you down into so many little pieces that my grand mother,who can do a 1000 piece puzzle of clear blue sky in less then an hour,will never be able to finish putting you back together again.
9 May, 2009
6562 views | 2 favorites
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Flashing - It's a correct and working medical procedure.
9 May, 2009
9409 views | 3 favorites
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Teamwork - And from now on, when I'm ever in the room YOU are definitely NOT allowed to talk
9 May, 2009
6466 views | 4 favorites
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Make it as a Doctor? - I can't believe your head exploded, if your head explodes you will never make it as a doctor.
9 May, 2009
5040 views | 2 favorites
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Support - If you're so stupid to confront the Chief of Medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, than you've got to go ahead and replace the captain of brain-ship, because he's drunk at the wheel
9 May, 2009
4390 views | 1 favorite
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My opinion - It will always be that you're an incredible pain and every time I see your cute-pee-doll-face it makes me want to pick you up and shake you until all the hours of my life you wasted fall out.
9 May, 2009
5250 views | 2 favorites
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Dr. Cox's book of Rants - The best gift ever
7 May, 2009
5591 views | 4 favorites
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Dr. Cox's feeling about JD - John Dorian was the first and only doctor I ever mett who cared as much as I do. And you can forget about him being just a exceptional fysician, because the fact is he is a damn exceptional person.
7 May, 2009
5331 views | 1 favorite
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Don't underestimate him - Because he is jesus
15 March, 2009
6950 views
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Bright ideas - He doesn't have any
5 March, 2009
6971 views
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Down the drain - So that's what they do with dead bodies
4 March, 2009
7369 views | 1 favorite
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Exercise - You're doing it wrong
4 March, 2009
9491 views | 3 favorites
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The baby is kicking
3 March, 2009
7594 views
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A nightlight
3 March, 2009
7493 views
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Dad, people are staring at me!
2 March, 2009
6862 views
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Kids these days
2 March, 2009
9744 views | 1 favorite
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Police Violence - Never heard of it
2 March, 2009
10602 views | 1 favorite
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Playing Frisbee - It's not always fun and games
2 March, 2009
7190 views
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Souvenirs - Who wouldn't Jenna Jamison as a gift
2 March, 2009
9973 views
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Exercise - Feel the burn
28 February, 2009
9855 views | 1 favorite
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Exterminators
28 February, 2009
8513 views | 1 favorite
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