Miguel tejada - Playing for Baltimore...this is the best
tail you're gonna see
6 March, 2010
1171 views
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Hot goth - I'd say she qualifies
4 March, 2010
2994 views | 1 favorite
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Assume the position - You're doing it right
4 March, 2010
1070 views
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Strategy - Placing slits in just the right places is
key to an awesome dress
3 March, 2010
3740 views
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Brilliant - Tang every day is definitely a good idea
3 March, 2010
615 views
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Boobs not bombs - The next presidential candidate should
try this strategy
28 February, 2010
2039 views
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Church - I would've gone if these
were the angels they had
23 February, 2010
3184 views | 3 favorites
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Pumpkins - I'm not so sure using them instead of silicone was such a good idea
22 February, 2010
4587 views | 2 favorites
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Porterhouse - I call this one the porterhouse of women,
thick, juicy, and oh so tender
12 February, 2010
7684 views | 8 favorites
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Lettuce - This is the only time I've ever wanted to eat it
11 February, 2010
4129 views
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Psst - What the hell are you doing?
10 February, 2010
6076 views | 3 favorites
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Puppies - Push them bad boys out
9 February, 2010
5378 views | 1 favorite
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One of these things - One of these things just doesn't belong here,
come on, can you guess it?
9 February, 2010
2711 views
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Steamy - Maybe we should open a window
8 February, 2010
6390 views | 4 favorites
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Kiss - You're doing it right
8 February, 2010
2676 views | 1 favorite
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Any time - and you're welcome
2 February, 2010
2134 views | 2 favorites
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Mannequins - Even they need lovin'
2 February, 2010
775 views
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Orchestra - If you could hear boobs,
this pair would be true music
1 February, 2010
2357 views | 1 favorite
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Cameltoe - Always check before leaving the house
29 January, 2010
5647 views | 1 favorite
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Shrek - Halloween is gonna be easy for this kid
29 January, 2010
1856 views
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Silly girl - We don't wear shower curtains
29 January, 2010
3646 views
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Foreplay - Also known as preheating the oven
28 January, 2010
2718 views | 2 favorites
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Perfect woman - Until I finally noticed there was still a head
28 January, 2010
4076 views | 2 favorites
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PUSH - The world of competitive pooping
28 January, 2010
1303 views
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Togetherness - The couple that goes together, stays together
28 January, 2010
2040 views
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Psst - Turn around
28 January, 2010
3159 views | 2 favorites
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Soap - I'll go get some
28 January, 2010
2473 views | 2 favorites
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Excuses - Start thinking of some good ones
26 January, 2010
1713 views
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Pssssst - Theres a fish attached to your back...
26 January, 2010
2662 views
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Prohibition - Even Santa had it tough back then
26 January, 2010
1227 views
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Drive my wedgie - SUCKA!
26 January, 2010
4242 views | 2 favorites
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Ass kiss - You're doing it wrong!
26 January, 2010
1447 views
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My donuts - I know you took um
26 January, 2010
621 views
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Mimicry - We see it in the animal kingdom all the time
26 January, 2010
741 views
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Return of the king - Michael Jackson's new thriller
26 January, 2010
1883 views
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Personality - Does anyone really care if she has one?
26 January, 2010
3189 views | 3 favorites
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Family photo - You're doing it wrong
26 January, 2010
1297 views
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Value - A Big Mac with a side of boobs
25 January, 2010
1627 views
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When you see it - You'll never try steroids for
fear of it happening to you
25 January, 2010
2835 views | 1 favorite
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Headphones - With his new headphones, Tim is always abreast...of the situation
25 January, 2010
556 views
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Air bags - I wasn't aware they were a safety
feature on bikes now
25 January, 2010
2754 views | 1 favorite
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America - God bless her
23 January, 2010
2791 views | 1 favorite
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Accordion - In one's briefs is the only way to play.
What's with the fish?
22 January, 2010
672 views
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Ninjas - They're just like everyone else. They wear glasses and go grocery shopping
21 January, 2010
1471 views
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When you see it - You'll know what happens when a muslim shows her breasts
21 January, 2010
5524 views
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Alcoholism - I'd never stop getting another if that
was the view every pour
21 January, 2010
4725 views | 1 favorite
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Smitten - Young Harry
20 January, 2010
3667 views
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Cookie girl - Yes, I'll take whatever she's selling
20 January, 2010
2691 views | 1 favorite
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Diplomatic immunity - will not save you from your wife
20 January, 2010
2912 views | 2 favorites
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Transformers - I dont remember this one from the cartoons
19 January, 2010
1540 views | 3 favorites
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