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You IDIOT! Zeus? NOT! 13 September, 2009 939 views	After TAPS - Brian just decided it was payback time... "Dude Run!" is going to mean something else now. 13 September, 2009 1221 views	Getting Even - After 2,000 years feels pretty damned good... 14 June, 2009 3721 views \| 1 favorite	Dude Run - Ghosts can cause this. There is no shame, only speed. 14 June, 2009 3558 views \| 1 favorite	Zombie Pistol - Never runs out of bullets 22 May, 2009 5789 views \| 3 favorites
Assimilation - It isn't really all that bad guys. 22 May, 2009 6323 views \| 1 favorite	Guess who is playing grab ass? 22 May, 2009 1785 views	Epic Success - Sawed-off Shotgun does the job every time. 22 May, 2009 4196 views \| 8 favorites	I'm the Captain - You WILL go to my quarters, undress and then wait for me. 22 May, 2009 4542 views	Paranormal Special Forces - Firing back at poltergeists is all the rage. 22 May, 2009 3948 views
Really? - Listen Ace; Vaginas are not known for aerodynamic qualities. 22 May, 2009 2379 views	The Perfect Ass - just goes better with latex. 21 May, 2009 9294 views \| 5 favorites	Fireworks - No match needed. 21 May, 2009 4808 views \| 1 favorite	Starfish - You noticed them? 21 May, 2009 5523 views \| 3 favorites	Girls - with big guns rock 21 May, 2009 7933 views \| 3 favorites
Perfect Ass - Latex just makes it better! 21 May, 2009 8534 views \| 2 favorites	T-Shirts on cold days - Don't you just love them? 21 May, 2009 7778 views \| 2 favorites	Your partner - She carries a badge and a gun... somewhere... 21 May, 2009 5969 views	$Ad Hominem Abusive - But you started this by committing the very infraction that Ad Hominem Abusive is defined by. Give up now and I'll let you off easy.$ Ad Hominem Abusive - But you started this by committing the very infraction that Ad Hominem Abusive is defined by. Give up now and I'll let you off easy. 21 May, 2009 1646 views	Gillian Anderson - Where's her holster? 21 May, 2009 14533 views
Wishing - you were the snake? 21 May, 2009 3167 views \| 1 favorite	Scully - Changing the FBI for the better. 21 May, 2009 5540 views \| 2 favorites	Liberals - blame everyone else for their troubles and use "bare" when "bear" was called for in their original post. 21 May, 2009 2178 views	So... - Do you like my pumpkins? 21 May, 2009 4730 views \| 2 favorites	Costumes - Who needs 'em! 21 May, 2009 4950 views \| 2 favorites
OF SOUND MIND - A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key. 21 May, 2009 2916 views	Liberal Mugging Target - Insanity is never being able to let go of someone they blame for all their self-created troubles. 21 May, 2009 2204 views	Halloween - Spend it with me! 21 May, 2009 4755 views	Heaven - They are waiting for you. 18 May, 2009 6792 views \| 2 favorites	Brooke Shields - She's still got it. 18 May, 2009 4908 views
Avian Tax Collector - Obama's new corps of revenue collectors at work. 18 May, 2009 4401 views	You can trust me - to spend more $$$ than anyone in history! 18 May, 2009 2289 views	So Ben... - My bosses in Saudi Arabia don't want this little air-strike thing. Ok? 18 May, 2009 2755 views	Just one fry? - One? Teensy weensy french fry? 18 May, 2009 8487 views \| 5 favorites	Targeting - Our Predator drones will gladly send you to Hell there Adbullah! 18 May, 2009 2284 views
Beach - You've gotta love it! 18 May, 2009 6452 views \| 3 favorites	Justice - is served! 18 May, 2009 2888 views	Liberal Spin - I am it's creator and overlord. 18 May, 2009 2111 views	I love the CIA! - Really... I do. The "Liar" thing is just me joshing. 18 May, 2009 2209 views	Helping The Enemy - By revealing the location of your own super-secret bunker. 18 May, 2009 1753 views
America - at it's best! 18 May, 2009 2833 views	Thor - Isn't digging any of this 4 May, 2009 3602 views	WTF! - You're worried about spelling and shit has come to life in a historic first at the soccer field? 4 May, 2009 2790 views	LOST - Another episode in the works as the survivors enjoy another hell-filled day on the beach. 4 May, 2009 4663 views	Reality - Reality can be beaten with enough imagination can be beaten with enough imagination 2 May, 2009 2781 views
CONGRESS & Swine Flu - The new Blue Man Group 2 May, 2009 2325 views	The Last Supper - Face it... Chuck Norris was there. 2 May, 2009 5182 views \| 3 favorites	Sorry... It's Talent! - Ok - I misspelled "talent"... Doesn't matter though... She has it. 2 May, 2009 3511 views	Wayne Newton - Is not immune to a Chuck Norris roundhouse 2 May, 2009 2759 views \| 1 favorite	Talant - She has it. 2 May, 2009 4536 views
Chuck Norris killed Osama - a long time ago. Every now and then he descends to hell and roundhouse-kicks Bin Laden back to life 2 May, 2009 3277 views \| 1 favorite	INFINITE FIREPOWER - No reloads. No clips. Chuck's Guns never run out of bullets. 2 May, 2009 3715 views \| 2 favorites	WHEN CHUCK NORRIS WAS DENIED - an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. 2 May, 2009 3585 views \| 1 favorite	Raving Lunatic - Making uncomfortable pacts with the Devil to control South America can leave you looking and acting like a fool. 1 May, 2009 2218 views \| 1 favorite	Joe Biden on Swine Flu - Telling the REAL story and not toeing the Party Line! Crash that economy even faster there Joe! 1 May, 2009 2680 views
Realizations - That spending more than your tax base can support will come back to haunt you. 30 April, 2009 3036 views	Kicking Ass and Taking Names. Jessica Alba does it best. 30 April, 2009 5985 views \| 1 favorite	Jay and Grant - They scare the ghosts right back... 30 April, 2009 2298 views	Congress - Meeting to discuss Swine Flu? How can pork investigate itself? Are they going to add pork to a swine flu bill? 30 April, 2009 2498 views \| 1 favorite	N. Korea demands an apology from the U.N. - Well Kim Jong Monkey Boy, you've got one hell of a long wait coming. What makes you think you'll get an apology, ever! 29 April, 2009 2499 views \| 1 favorite
Character - Carrie is the definition of it 27 April, 2009 5337 views \| 2 favorites	Bazooka Baseball - Kicks golf's ass! 27 April, 2009 5165 views \| 2 favorites	Congress - Need we say more? 27 April, 2009 2723 views	$This - does not exist. It never happened. What you saw was swamp gas refracting with Venus. Do not trust your eyes. This is Control... Out.$ This - does not exist. It never happened. What you saw was swamp gas refracting with Venus. Do not trust your eyes. This is Control... Out. 27 April, 2009 5417 views	My I.Q. - Nuff said! 27 April, 2009 3234 views
A story - And it'll end in the drunk tank tonight... 27 April, 2009 7862 views	Remember? - 20+ percent interest rates? 444 days of hostages in Iran? Jimmy telling us that Americans had a malaise? Remember those good old days before Barack Obama? Remember? 27 April, 2009 3019 views \| 1 favorite	Obama's Gentler Army - Mr. Potato Gun tosses spit balls at 'em. Thank God for Zell Miller's idea in 2004 at the RNC convention! 27 April, 2009 6634 views	This man's nose - Look man... we're tired of looking up there! Come down off the perch and free us from looking into your septum. Ok? 27 April, 2009 3416 views	Teleprompter problems - Never mind that my life is eerily similar to the Manchurian Candidate. I just need that teleprompter to get my orders. 27 April, 2009 3448 views
Fantastic Four - "Flame on!" - Look guys! Look! 27 April, 2009 4683 views \| 1 favorite	The Perfect Ass - Jessica Alba is the definition! 27 April, 2009 8231 views \| 3 favorites	Get Your Ass To Mars - Because Earth friggin sucks right now... 27 April, 2009 4724 views	Miss Military America - Girls with Guns rock 27 April, 2009 6077 views \| 1 favorite	God - He's pissed off. He's angry. He's coming for you baby! 27 April, 2009 5966 views \| 2 favorites
If Only - I could remember where I parked Air Force One" -- Robert Gibbs 27 April, 2009 4419 views \| 1 favorite	Hey Barrack! - You having trouble tracking Air-Force One these days? I can tell you where it is right now! 27 April, 2009 3474 views \| 1 favorite	True Love - Sometimes, you just look over and there she is... 27 April, 2009 3545 views \| 1 favorite	Spell Checker - is cheap and easy to use... 27 April, 2009 1934 views	Evidence - Of the Paranormal of course... 27 April, 2009 2042 views
Captured Russian Mig-29 - It's always good to display your trophies next to your cool new inventions! 27 April, 2009 2555 views	The Stock Market 13 January, 2009 4797 views	ACME Inc. 13 January, 2009 7255 views \| 1 favorite	Hands Up 13 January, 2009 4592 views \| 1 favorite	Fail = Blago 13 January, 2009 4016 views \| 1 favorite
Team America 13 January, 2009 4979 views \| 1 favorite	Bad Parents 13 January, 2009 6497 views	Friends? 13 January, 2009 4314 views	Pressure 13 January, 2009 4273 views	Shame 13 January, 2009 5515 views
Cause and Effect 13 January, 2009 7645 views \| 2 favorites	The Future 13 January, 2009 5600 views	Hillary 13 January, 2009 4966 views	Shampoo ? 13 January, 2009 8383 views	Obobblehead ? 13 January, 2009 3576 views
Fail 13 January, 2009 12710 views	Obama 13 January, 2009 5870 views	The Economy 13 January, 2009 6310 views \| 2 favorites	Ghost Hunting 8 January, 2009 8147 views \| 2 favorites