Fact - Contrary to popular belief, pimping is actually quite easy.
20 December, 2009
1297 views | 2 favorites
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Astrology - You're safe as long as you stare directly at the pretty ring of light.
22 July, 2009
2824 views | 1 favorite
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William Darrell Mays, Jr. - Hey look it's the ShamWow guy! No wait that's the other guy.
29 June, 2009
3178 views
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Morality - Before the Bible it was all rape, murder, stealing, and buttsecks.
9 June, 2009
2834 views
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Evolution - So what if we were monkeys? Monkeys are fucking awesome!
1 June, 2009
4039 views | 4 favorites
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Recognition - We forgot to thank the South for all their cotton.
6 May, 2009
4625 views
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Science - When you observe and record something, you're playing into the hands of Satan.
29 April, 2009
4186 views
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Confusion - Not sure whether you're a troll or an intensely stupid mofo.
25 April, 2009
4531 views
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Assholes and Ass - Another "you're not even reading this" travesty with lots of "up" votes
15 April, 2009
14928 views | 5 favorites
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Beauty - This is a woman without makeup
5 April, 2009
5713 views | 1 favorite
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Answers ... and then God sprinkled dinosaur bones everywhere cuz he thought it'd be funny
17 March, 2009
5947 views
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Suicide - It's okay, Jimmy. There's still a chance he could might probably make it to heaven maybe.
9 March, 2009
6809 views
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The 80's - unforgivable
4 March, 2009
7125 views
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Wasteland - Admit it, you wish the world was like this
20 February, 2009
10374 views | 3 favorites
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