She kept screaming... - ...'Lie to me, Pinocchio. Lie to me!'
10 March, 2010
207 views | 1 favorite
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This Photo... - ...makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
10 March, 2010
115 views
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Palin in 2012 - The mere thought of it is enough to blow your mind.
10 March, 2010
207 views | 1 favorite
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Republicans - They never give up hope.
10 March, 2010
237 views
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The boss - Now interviewing candidates for that vacant secretarial position.
10 March, 2010
247 views
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I saw what you did - But I ain't sayin'.
10 March, 2010
82 views
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Epic - Now available in butter face.
10 March, 2010
150 views
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Dink - Just give it some thought, will ya?
10 March, 2010
74 views
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Divorce - It's cheaper to keep her.
10 March, 2010
653 views | 1 favorite
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The Kids Are Gone Now - Time to go condo.
10 March, 2010
313 views
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Surrounded by... - ...cute chicks.
You're doing it wrong.
10 March, 2010
307 views | 2 favorites
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We're sorry - But we can't hear you over the sound of how awesome we are.
6 March, 2010
548 views
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Baby seal cutlets? - Yes ma'am, we got a fresh shipment in just this morning.
6 March, 2010
596 views
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Made Simpler - Liberals don't mind the voters screwing.
Conservatives don't mind screwing the voters.
6 March, 2010
564 views
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I'm shocked, shocked... - ...to find out that so many of the Republicans who criticize Obama's stimulus package are falling all over themselves to get their share of it.
6 March, 2010
433 views
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What A Great View - I can see all of Jerusalem from up here!
6 March, 2010
451 views
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Hey Captain... - ...you wanna grab a beer when the flight is over?
Nah, I'm really tired. I think I'll just crash at the hotel.
6 March, 2010
527 views
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That's strange - The place was called Bushtown prior to January 20, 2009. You know, back in the days when the economy was clicking on all eights. LOL
4 March, 2010
700 views
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Well, Duh! - He's God. He's supposed to be all-powerful and all-knowing, right?
4 March, 2010
795 views
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Talking Point #5 - Note to self - perform epic face palm once I'm aware of how stupid I sound.
4 March, 2010
426 views
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So When He Dives... - ...he can stay down there for a long, long time.
3 March, 2010
1153 views | 1 favorite
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No Important Papers... - ...in my briefcase. Just some lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise and bread.
3 March, 2010
781 views | 1 favorite
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The Queen of England - You're doing it wrong.
3 March, 2010
625 views
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This Will End Badly... - ...for the guy in the back seat.
3 March, 2010
1239 views
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Michael corleone's cat - Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.
5 February, 2010
604 views
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I'm Sorry - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my fantail rainbow trout is.
4 February, 2010
872 views
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Sister bruce lee - Next she'll demonstrate her proficiency with NUNchucks.
3 February, 2010
556 views
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I'm sorry - I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome my house is.
3 February, 2010
1092 views | 2 favorites
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God - He wants you to pull his finger.
3 February, 2010
766 views | 1 favorite
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Rooster Cogburn beware - It's true. He wants your goddamn grit.
3 February, 2010
419 views
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Gay test - It happens in comic books, too.
3 February, 2010
1578 views | 1 favorite
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Cats - Some of them know how to party hearty.
3 February, 2010
486 views
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I hate to admit it - But Obama was CLEARLY much better qualified to be president than McCain.
2 February, 2010
1197 views
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Happy marmot day - Her most important contribution to Alaska. Just THINK of what she'll do for the whole US of A!
2 February, 2010
670 views
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Conservativism - All the money in the world and it'll never work. So where ARE all those jobs the Reagan/Bush tax breaks for the wealthy were going to create?
1 February, 2010
587 views
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Jesus - Now available in dark chocolate.
1 February, 2010
814 views
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Sorry, but you lose - PAPER covers rock. So I guess your six chambers of semi-jacketed realism ain't doin' squat to my sea of tranquility.
1 February, 2010
1300 views
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Bitter,bitter,bitter - I'm betting you'd give your left nut to own one, though. Right?
30 January, 2010
716 views
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Pimp my shoes - You're doing it right.
29 January, 2010
560 views
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Race - Even at a school science fair, someone has to make it an issue.
29 January, 2010
1052 views
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Those doctors in hawaii - ...were able to save my life because my head was stuck only THIS far up my own ass.
29 January, 2010
469 views | 1 favorite
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Surprise Butt sex - Ricky always said, "That's how I Love Lucy!"
29 January, 2010
639 views
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Rub a dub dub - Snake snack in the tub.
28 January, 2010
840 views | 1 favorite
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Pimp my ride - You're doing it wrong.
28 January, 2010
617 views
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Lots of luck... - ...to you and your militia when the government rolls an M1A2 Abrams tank down your street. Y'all gonna get tread on bubba, count on it.
24 January, 2010
457 views
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Reality fail - Jack Bauer is a fictional character with no real life in which to accomplish anything. I have a real life. You should get one too.
21 January, 2010
445 views
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Sez you - Life doesn't end at 18. Made my 1st jump on my 50th birthday. 232 jumps and counting.
23 December, 2009
627 views
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Bigger political joke - As opposed to France or Italy, which have dozens of political parties, non of which can get ANYTHING done!
23 December, 2009
747 views
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Comparison fail - A little proper perspective here folks. OJ brutally murdered 2 people. Tiger only cheated on his wife, which is hardly a capital offense.
14 December, 2009
804 views
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True - but!!!! - Congress can override his veto by a 2/3 majority vote in both houses. It then becomes law WITHOUT his signature. Again, do your homework!
14 December, 2009
1137 views
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