Culture - its okay to lose some things
13 November, 2009
266 views
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Team Nazi - where is the blue eyes and blond hair
13 November, 2009
411 views
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Cylon - much sexier than borg
13 November, 2009
743 views | 4 favorites
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Headache - forget the Excedrin and go to the hospital
13 November, 2009
151 views
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3rd shift - a dark room improves the ability to sleep
13 November, 2009
905 views | 1 favorite
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Look - all the way into my soul
13 November, 2009
279 views | 1 favorite
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Shopping - I see you got something for the both of us
13 November, 2009
629 views | 1 favorite
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7.62 NATO - 5.56's daddy
13 November, 2009
206 views
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Insomnia - never looked so sexy
13 November, 2009
482 views | 1 favorite
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Betrayed - by high command
13 November, 2009
218 views
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Pajamas - someone is happy its bedtime
13 November, 2009
632 views | 2 favorites
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Closet door - another thing to put on the honey do list
13 November, 2009
508 views | 3 favorites
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Marriage - that gets their attention
12 November, 2009
387 views
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Bottle to head - is a hint your singing sucks
12 November, 2009
796 views
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Wink - dis he learn that from Flo?
12 November, 2009
391 views
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Trained - she sets on the floor so you can have the couch
12 November, 2009
494 views | 2 favorites
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Mic - WTF?
12 November, 2009
349 views | 1 favorite
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Democrats - is this their team hat?
12 November, 2009
303 views
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Fire Crackers - now is a good time to throw her some
12 November, 2009
1182 views | 1 favorite
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How to wear a hat - this is how it's done
12 November, 2009
693 views | 3 favorites
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Eat Up - look what it done for Kristie Alley
12 November, 2009
745 views | 2 favorites
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Wife Beater - what a t-shirt
12 November, 2009
524 views | 2 favorites
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Extreme Sports - Grandpa was into it
12 November, 2009
292 views
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Erectile Dysfunction - hello shame
12 November, 2009
616 views
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Madonna - is that her granny?
12 November, 2009
562 views
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Weight classes - this is why they was formed
12 November, 2009
1214 views
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Your Secretary - she brings her toys to work
(you are a lucky man)
12 November, 2009
809 views | 1 favorite
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Christmas - I'd like to see this hanging on my tree
9 November, 2009
400 views | 1 favorite
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Begging - for carpet burns
9 November, 2009
687 views | 1 favorite
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Sexy - raven hair and green eyes
8 November, 2009
606 views | 3 favorites
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Sure - raise your hands if you are sure
8 November, 2009
322 views
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Fashion - we only pretend to care because the models are hot
8 November, 2009
358 views
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Safety - tuck your pants into your socks
7 November, 2009
302 views
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Gorgeous - black hair blue eyes
7 November, 2009
359 views | 1 favorite
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Gold member - his daughter is hot
7 November, 2009
276 views | 1 favorite
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Corner - may I stand in it too
7 November, 2009
614 views | 2 favorites
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Blizzard - come in and warm up
7 November, 2009
244 views
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Lips - no honey that isn't what I meant
7 November, 2009
163 views
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Miller High Life - drink it in
7 November, 2009
646 views | 3 favorites
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Life - how could NBC cancel that show???
7 November, 2009
776 views | 3 favorites
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Black Face - never dress as your favorite rapper for Halloween (bigots see this as racism instead of flattery)
6 November, 2009
630 views
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Lady Gaga - Halloween 24/7
6 November, 2009
895 views
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Motorboat - a lot more fun than hitting the heavy bag
6 November, 2009
619 views | 2 favorites
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Technology - someone decided to stay behind
6 November, 2009
781 views
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Swine Flu - here is the origin
6 November, 2009
623 views
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Throwdown - can we do it in the nude?
5 November, 2009
549 views
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KKK - a conspiracy theory
3 November, 2009
640 views
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Health Care - And these clowns are going to run the whole system?
3 November, 2009
1160 views
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Oh crap - r not t
3 November, 2009
397 views
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Humble Pie - everyone gets some in life and it sucks
3 November, 2009
382 views
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Same old, Same old - we saw the same foot dragging in Iraq, and out leaders have learned nothing from each others mistakes
3 November, 2009
348 views
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Pigeonholing - Let's all get in our little boxes.
(conservative, liberal, republican, democrat, etc)
3 November, 2009
205 views
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Hmong People - Can you find "South Vietnam" on a map today? Ask the Hmong people about the threat.
3 November, 2009
371 views
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Spotted - she is glad you came to the party
31 October, 2009
753 views | 1 favorite
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Desert - Oh yes, I have room for desert
31 October, 2009
1019 views
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Manners - there was a reason dear old Dad said,
"get the door for your date"
31 October, 2009
1548 views
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Cherries - very rare and worth eating
31 October, 2009
1040 views | 1 favorite
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Dinner - I know one thing I'd like to eat
31 October, 2009
1296 views | 2 favorites
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Masturbation - it causes blindness
31 October, 2009
997 views | 1 favorite
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Question - who do you not hate?
31 October, 2009
331 views
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Robert Frost - "Good fences make good neighbors"
31 October, 2009
306 views
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Tonight - honey can we stay in? YES WE CAN! (proper use of phrase)
30 October, 2009
953 views | 1 favorite
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Calls - if you are in there with another woman I hope you don't answer the phone
29 October, 2009
432 views
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Hate - you are full of it
28 October, 2009
704 views
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Get Drunk - answered
28 October, 2009
394 views
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Your Arm - is around it
27 October, 2009
1301 views
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Ride - time to upgrade your toys
27 October, 2009
569 views | 1 favorite
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Bearded Lady - Its not fair when she has Salma Hayek's body
27 October, 2009
339 views
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Menstruation - we DO NOT like to see this, carry a tampon in your purse
27 October, 2009
994 views
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Home Work - it means something different when you are married
27 October, 2009
1343 views | 1 favorite
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Calls - now you know why it takes so long for them to be returned
27 October, 2009
2383 views | 6 favorites
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Take a letter - a different kind of "dick"tation
27 October, 2009
1320 views | 2 favorites
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FYI - body yes, the rest of you no
27 October, 2009
950 views
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Foot Rub - he must really want her to bake a cake
27 October, 2009
763 views | 1 favorite
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Fox News - as seen through the eyes of the white house
26 October, 2009
538 views
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Black Widow - She's super hot and single, go ahead what could go wrong
26 October, 2009
452 views
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Rapunzel - let down your long hair
26 October, 2009
812 views | 1 favorite
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Game - can you find the one that will love you for your money?
26 October, 2009
791 views | 1 favorite
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Barb wire - it keeps cows in the field
26 October, 2009
870 views
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Strawberry - what is left after the cherry has been .....
26 October, 2009
1234 views | 1 favorite
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Drunk - If she drinks all that I have a chance
26 October, 2009
635 views
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Health Care - in a nutshell
26 October, 2009
1003 views
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Kitchen - She/Him better learn to cook, who would want that for it's looks or body?
26 October, 2009
423 views
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Keeley Hawes - Macaulay Culkin's female double gainer
25 October, 2009
437 views
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Holstein - teat fresh milk
20 October, 2009
1022 views
|
Bighorn Rihanna - when fashion goes wrong
14 October, 2009
584 views
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Obama - now the gays can play with him
14 October, 2009
518 views
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Michelle Obama - isn't she a doll
14 October, 2009
377 views
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All Night Long - best to eat a snack first
14 October, 2009
2261 views | 3 favorites
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Summit - don't make Obama get involved
14 October, 2009
444 views
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Rodney Says - "can't we all just get along"
14 October, 2009
310 views
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Gays - fist, guess where they shove it
14 October, 2009
798 views
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Honey I'm Home - to be this interested you got a raise and it's not in your pants
14 October, 2009
1409 views
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.45 long Colt - provided rape prevention for hot babes in the wild west
13 October, 2009
1818 views | 1 favorite
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Bra - it kind of stands out
13 October, 2009
1189 views | 1 favorite
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Waiting - not for long if she sits like that
13 October, 2009
2131 views | 2 favorites
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Seat - some know how to save a seat
13 October, 2009
1255 views | 1 favorite
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Laugh - at is much worse than with
13 October, 2009
1616 views | 1 favorite
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You - Don't ask, don't tell, better yet don't join
13 October, 2009
585 views
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Cereal - now with better prizes
12 October, 2009
1767 views | 1 favorite
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Humbled? - The Noble Peace Prize was more like a backhand insult.
12 October, 2009
1365 views
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Love - who does she carry an umbrella for?
9 October, 2009
866 views
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Costume - it's not too much is it?
9 October, 2009
1194 views
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Gay Rights - tell me again why I should vote for this?
9 October, 2009
940 views
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2012 - the aliens arrive
9 October, 2009
1566 views
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Nancy pelosi - enjoying her rights under the Taliban
9 October, 2009
723 views
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LSD - it had some lasting side effects
9 October, 2009
594 views
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Idea - it was great while high on crack, no so much when he sobered up
9 October, 2009
947 views
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Hybrid - Sasquatch + horny man = this abomination
9 October, 2009
545 views
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Reading - the most interesting book in the world
9 October, 2009
1887 views | 3 favorites
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Blue Head - never ever let Granny dye your hair
9 October, 2009
1000 views
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Terell - couldn't understand why everyone asked him for rolling papers
9 October, 2009
442 views
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Lady GuGu - Gaga's sister
9 October, 2009
714 views
|
Matching Set - that is get lucky undies
9 October, 2009
2407 views | 1 favorite
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Katy Perry - she found the milking stool
9 October, 2009
1998 views
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Pink - I bet it is
9 October, 2009
2500 views | 2 favorites
|
Yelena Isinbayeva - Makes pole vaulting sexy
9 October, 2009
997 views | 1 favorite
|
Banned - Oscar Pistorius ran so fast he was banned for having an unfair advantage.
9 October, 2009
779 views
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Obama Care - Mr President, this is how to sell it.
9 October, 2009
2019 views | 1 favorite
|
Caution - proceed at your own risk, you have been warned
8 October, 2009
1322 views | 1 favorite
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Racism No Way - Hello, he was black before elected President
8 October, 2009
723 views
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Fear - she could sex you to death
8 October, 2009
1392 views | 2 favorites
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Black Glasses - When all you can see is Racism
8 October, 2009
842 views
|
October - National Breast Cancer Awareness Month
7 October, 2009
658 views
|
Yoga - it does a body good
7 October, 2009
805 views | 1 favorite
|
Bunnies - guess what they like to do
7 October, 2009
3116 views | 8 favorites
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Beaver Dam - the other kind of beaver
7 October, 2009
1014 views
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Beer - Brew Mistress
7 October, 2009
1761 views | 2 favorites
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Petra Rabbit - Peter's Sister
6 October, 2009
2367 views | 3 favorites
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Long hair - we love it till you do this
6 October, 2009
1373 views | 2 favorites
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Invitation - some are better than others
6 October, 2009
1785 views | 4 favorites
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Hat - hardly noticeable
6 October, 2009
1763 views | 1 favorite
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Nancy pelosi - showing her real face
6 October, 2009
598 views
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Climacophobia - fear of climbing the stairs
6 October, 2009
1289 views | 1 favorite
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Amanda Righetti - rocking a one, two piece
6 October, 2009
2044 views | 1 favorite
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Watch - do you have the time?
5 October, 2009
1037 views | 1 favorite
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Sitting - crossed legs is over rated
5 October, 2009
1004 views | 1 favorite
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Wine - why drink alone?
5 October, 2009
1345 views
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Glove bra - when hands are cold
5 October, 2009
1354 views | 1 favorite
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Hair Bra - leaves the hands free to remove pants
5 October, 2009
1597 views | 1 favorite
|
Pussy - fun to play with
4 October, 2009
2397 views | 1 favorite
|
Rio - Why didn't Michelle dress like this?
4 October, 2009
605 views
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Hooked - I got a keeper
4 October, 2009
2398 views | 3 favorites
|
Biking - it does a body good
4 October, 2009
1529 views | 1 favorite
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Jon Gosselin - we spell alike
4 October, 2009
1005 views
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Tattoos - a little ink can be sexy
4 October, 2009
1651 views | 1 favorite
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SNL - the do nothing president
4 October, 2009
646 views
|
White Russian - drink her in
4 October, 2009
1901 views | 3 favorites
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The Bridge - to happiness
4 October, 2009
1756 views | 3 favorites
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Apple - this is how to move computers
4 October, 2009
1825 views | 2 favorites
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Minnie Mouse - all grown up
4 October, 2009
764 views
|
0-3 - Jake Delhomme
(he makes the fans cry too)
4 October, 2009
459 views
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Tar Heels - there is a reason for the madness
3 October, 2009
1192 views | 1 favorite
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$1,500,000.00 - reasons to hate capitalism
3 October, 2009
894 views
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Light - it reveals the best things
3 October, 2009
1104 views | 1 favorite
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Man's best friend - real men like dogs
3 October, 2009
1780 views | 2 favorites
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Reading - I hope that is recipe book
3 October, 2009
2339 views | 3 favorites
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Red Riding Hood - "my what a big .... you have"
3 October, 2009
1660 views | 1 favorite
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Coat - I'm glad she didn't zip up
3 October, 2009
1349 views | 1 favorite
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Knitting - your Granny is hot
3 October, 2009
638 views
|
Halloween - some costumes are memorable
3 October, 2009
2500 views | 2 favorites
|
Ponytail - this is how to sit while fixing one
3 October, 2009
1638 views | 2 favorites
|
Conehead - they are getting better looking
3 October, 2009
714 views
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Jobless Rate - It's how high?
2 October, 2009
732 views
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Jogging - it does a body good
2 October, 2009
1533 views | 1 favorite
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Gas-Mask Bra - because breasts smell good
2 October, 2009
794 views
|
Live Free of Die - there is a no brainier
2 October, 2009
1010 views
|
Bat Woman - there was a reason they kept her in the attic
2 October, 2009
603 views
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Blue Eyes Raven Hair - another great combination
2 October, 2009
1389 views
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1st Class - no one likes riding coach
2 October, 2009
1913 views | 2 favorites
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Army Ranger - its not for everyone
2 October, 2009
865 views
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Washing - suddenly I'm feeling dirty
2 October, 2009
1561 views | 1 favorite
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Mini Cooper - this should be their new marketing campaign
2 October, 2009
1410 views | 1 favorite
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Rags - more women need to wear them
1 October, 2009
2674 views | 4 favorites
|
Tank top - holding some nice melons
1 October, 2009
1597 views
|
Shewolf - doggie style tonight
1 October, 2009
1299 views | 1 favorite
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Strangers - mmmm something better than candy
1 October, 2009
1968 views | 1 favorite
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Oktoberfest - I wish I was there
1 October, 2009
2028 views
|
Ninja - they are just women in burkas
29 September, 2009
927 views
|
Bowlegged - let's go swimming
29 September, 2009
1004 views
|
Lady Gaga - I now pronounce you man and hermaphrodite
29 September, 2009
1406 views
|
Head lights - make her easier to been seen
29 September, 2009
3143 views | 1 favorite
|
Chicago - I see you was against the Olympics
29 September, 2009
728 views
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Test Finger - when you aren't sure what is in there
29 September, 2009
917 views
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Obama - you've spoken against him
29 September, 2009
696 views
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Swine Flu - Caution can be sexy
29 September, 2009
1382 views
|
Fish - if you eat one you will eat the other
28 September, 2009
1254 views | 2 favorites
|
WTF - a gift to the boss who has everything .... well almost everything
28 September, 2009
1244 views
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Kim Kardashian - This is why Reggie can't let her go
28 September, 2009
2072 views | 2 favorites
|
Kat Von D - without the distracting tattoos
28 September, 2009
2046 views | 2 favorites
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Stuart - no amount of rape could make him talk
27 September, 2009
1018 views
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Bribe - two dollars?!?!?
26 September, 2009
894 views
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No No - "keep your hands to yourself Dominique"
26 September, 2009
698 views | 1 favorite
|
Baton - apply directly to forehead
26 September, 2009
1004 views
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Act Up - not a good idea if you have AIDS
26 September, 2009
474 views
|
G-20 - 50 protesters 1550 reporters
26 September, 2009
710 views
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Banana Man - playing kick the can
26 September, 2009
878 views | 1 favorite
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WTF - is your head cold?
26 September, 2009
1091 views
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Republicans - suddenly they seem sexier
26 September, 2009
1650 views | 1 favorite
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Thinking - it makes her head hurt
26 September, 2009
1093 views
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Barbie - because nipples might poke his eyes out
26 September, 2009
3547 views | 1 favorite
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Nancy Pelosi - her ideas killed Obama Care
26 September, 2009
896 views
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Mackenzie Phillips - please crawl under your crack rock
26 September, 2009
636 views
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Sunday - selling the unsaleable
25 September, 2009
861 views
|
Girl Scouts - The troop leader, she sells .......cookies
25 September, 2009
2606 views | 4 favorites
|
Shoes - when sweaters meet high hills
25 September, 2009
1560 views
|
Ride - good thing I came along when I did
25 September, 2009
2800 views | 5 favorites
|
Repair - yes lots of things get broken here
25 September, 2009
2043 views | 2 favorites
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Homework - learning procreation can be fun
25 September, 2009
1775 views | 1 favorite
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Scary Spice - my pants would disagree
25 September, 2009
1779 views | 1 favorite
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Flasher - if only they looked like this
25 September, 2009
1156 views | 1 favorite
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High Heels - great invention
25 September, 2009
1525 views | 2 favorites
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Greed - that is what runs our system
25 September, 2009
1017 views
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Medicare - our Government wants to cut its budget for Obama Care
25 September, 2009
573 views
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9mm - a good caliber for women and children
25 September, 2009
873 views
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Fingering - no Katy that is not what I meant
24 September, 2009
2128 views | 1 favorite
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Sara Jean - note to self: that is one nice backside
24 September, 2009
2736 views | 7 favorites
|
Nicola Roberts - creating sexual flusteration
24 September, 2009
1850 views
|
Jessica Alba - sorry that is only her hand
24 September, 2009
2082 views | 2 favorites
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Ginnifer Goodwin - she makes a good 3rd wife
24 September, 2009
965 views | 1 favorite
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Lily Allen - better get that nipple mole checked out
24 September, 2009
2304 views
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David Paterson - proof of death panels
24 September, 2009
859 views
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Recipe - 1 cup brown sugar
24 September, 2009
1200 views | 1 favorite
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Michelle phillips - she was a hot back in her day
24 September, 2009
1393 views
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History - it is repeating
24 September, 2009
1735 views
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Ronald Reagan - remember the Marines killed in their barracks
24 September, 2009
998 views
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First Gulf War - some of our Vets' kids was born like this too (they died), and the liars say GWS isn't real
23 September, 2009
831 views
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Impotent - that is what they think in the UK
23 September, 2009
692 views
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Obama - He hates blind people.
23 September, 2009
757 views
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Wet Willy - here it comes
23 September, 2009
849 views
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Strawberry - do you need some cream?
21 September, 2009
1397 views | 1 favorite
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Shaving - best not complain when she asks you to go shave your whiskers
21 September, 2009
1901 views
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Sophie Monk - pubic braids are making a comeback
21 September, 2009
2910 views
|
Jay-Z - capitalism a love story
21 September, 2009
660 views
|
Michael Moore - written by, directed by, produced by, edited by, and starring
(he needs more say in capitalism! are you brainwashed yet?)
21 September, 2009
766 views
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Economy - 2 wrongs hasn't helped
21 September, 2009
985 views
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Stalking - Hollywood thinks it is funny if a woman is doing it
21 September, 2009
1482 views
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Bad Hair Day - here we have the winner
21 September, 2009
731 views
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Birthday - some are more memorable
21 September, 2009
3261 views | 2 favorites
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FYI - if Moore makes a movie it is to condemn something
(Hypocrite: condemning capitalism while practicing capitalism, did you have a say in the making of his movie? Or what it would cost to make it?)
21 September, 2009
708 views
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Obama Care - same old same old
19 September, 2009
1494 views
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Economy - it will humble a man
19 September, 2009
1374 views
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Obama - smart enough to not lead
19 September, 2009
1746 views | 1 favorite
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Nick Cannon - here we see him busting a gut to hold up two big jugs
19 September, 2009
945 views | 1 favorite
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Obama Care - I knew it was hated but DANG!
17 September, 2009
825 views
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Lady Gaga - she's an odd one but her body is smoking hot
17 September, 2009
2384 views | 1 favorite
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Megan Fox - I'm off to donate blood.
17 September, 2009
2729 views | 4 favorites
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Jimmy Carter - looking for racism
17 September, 2009
544 views
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Atomic Bomb side effects
17 September, 2009
678 views
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Music - I don't know what it is but it sure looks sexy
16 September, 2009
2180 views | 2 favorites
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Yellow - sometimes being yellow is a great thing
16 September, 2009
2271 views | 2 favorites
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Protesters - this sign got all the press
16 September, 2009
734 views
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Venus Williams - handled foot faults with class and dignity
16 September, 2009
780 views
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Oops - "I didn't say I would kill you"
15 September, 2009
1229 views
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Serena williams - don't let her borrow your racquet
15 September, 2009
1149 views
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Serena Williams - “I’d take this f*cking ball and shove it down your f*cking throat”
15 September, 2009
1263 views
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Sucking - that finger will never satisfy
15 September, 2009
2125 views
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Shoes - its fine to put them on the couch
15 September, 2009
2110 views | 1 favorite
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Obama Care - from the mouth of babes
15 September, 2009
1725 views
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Smoking - blowing smoke at terrorists was deemed to harsh
15 September, 2009
1505 views | 3 favorites
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The Beach - got to love the view
15 September, 2009
2016 views | 2 favorites
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Rachel maddow - the woman with a 13" clitoris/penis
credit: Nice Shot
15 September, 2009
1196 views
|
Thomas Jefferson - "Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state."
14 September, 2009
1723 views | 1 favorite
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Gas x - not a good time to pass gas
14 September, 2009
2684 views
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Robert Downey Jr - Iron man was going to spend the weekend with his boyfriend
12 September, 2009
911 views
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Prison Rape - Lee Roy was hopeful his new cell mate would be an Emo
12 September, 2009
1986 views
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Damn dirty ape - oh, that kind of dirty
12 September, 2009
606 views
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Ginger - red hair hot temper
12 September, 2009
882 views
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Barack obama - ready to beat everyone's ass till we beg for health care.
12 September, 2009
1335 views
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Michelle Obama - The secret service protects us from her.
12 September, 2009
1116 views
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Racism - That is the only reason he wouldn't love Obama
11 September, 2009
2113 views | 2 favorites
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Obama Haters - If you hate Obama, this is pretty much a picture of who you are.
11 September, 2009
1194 views
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Willie nelson - Marijuana Czar
10 September, 2009
1312 views
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Dick cheney - water board czar
10 September, 2009
824 views
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Obama Care - Self operations saved the health plan billions of dollars
10 September, 2009
1067 views
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Michelle Obama - don't ask Hillary what you should wear
10 September, 2009
1322 views
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Megan Fox - very sexy school days
10 September, 2009
3335 views | 2 favorites
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Holsteins - Guernsey the grass is greener on your side of the fence but our milk is so high quality its kosher
8 September, 2009
735 views
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Jennifer love hewitt - love on the rocks
8 September, 2009
2691 views | 2 favorites
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Michael Moore - let me guess capitalism is bad
8 September, 2009
1055 views
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Ibot - something good from apple
8 September, 2009
3434 views | 2 favorites
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Economy - its getting better, I've heard that before
8 September, 2009
737 views
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Racism - alive and well
8 September, 2009
1514 views
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Implants - it was a good idea
8 September, 2009
3283 views | 1 favorite
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High beam - can poke your eye out
8 September, 2009
2858 views | 2 favorites
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KKK - the sexy version
8 September, 2009
2224 views
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Shoes - sexy heels
8 September, 2009
1406 views
|
Repeat History - When Bush spoke to students, Democrats investigated, held hearings
Those who do not know history are doomed to repeat it
8 September, 2009
1073 views
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Holstein - Don't listen to that Guernsey, I have the sweet milk, just look at my powerful utter.
8 September, 2009
791 views
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New York Times - Orders from the White House
7 September, 2009
1069 views
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Drink On - 5 o'clock somewhere
7 September, 2009
1344 views
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Paternity test - is it really needed?
7 September, 2009
978 views
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Before & AFter - that was one heck of a speech
7 September, 2009
1934 views
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The View - it is breathe taking
7 September, 2009
2285 views | 1 favorite
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Purse - a place for his tampons
6 September, 2009
1111 views
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Beer - its utterly delicious
6 September, 2009
858 views
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After Sex - its a good time for cake
6 September, 2009
2362 views | 2 favorites
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Gypsy - the future looks sexy
6 September, 2009
1871 views | 1 favorite
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Thank You - for my freedom
6 September, 2009
1357 views
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Oprah - careful Chris this woman will kick your ass
4 September, 2009
923 views
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Swine Flu Prevention - some things are worse than death
4 September, 2009
1222 views
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September 20, 2009 - The national flag of the People's Republic of China (PRC) will be hoisted at the South Lawn of the White House in Washington on September 20th
4 September, 2009
1211 views
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Michael jackson - died June 25, 2009 finally laid to rest on September 3, 2009
3 September, 2009
1137 views
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Pasturd - Steven Anderson isn't a pastor but a pasturd.
3 September, 2009
1207 views
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Penny Laner - you have my full attention
3 September, 2009
2965 views | 5 favorites
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Miyuki Hatoyama - "I went to Venus in a UFO"
3 September, 2009
895 views
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Guinness - WTF - I know Muslims are anti drinking but its best to not point at them.
3 September, 2009
1336 views
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Carrie Prejean - she needs 5 more minutes of fame
2 September, 2009
1361 views | 2 favorites
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Aubrey O'Day - "Adolf Hitler and Fidel Castro were brilliant men"
2 September, 2009
2124 views
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John McCain - this man should decide how we treat POWs
2 September, 2009
845 views
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Ribs in bed - is this heaven?
2 September, 2009
2299 views | 3 favorites
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Eve Torrens - just another model relaxing by the hot tub if you can get past the fact she only has one leg
2 September, 2009
2746 views
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Harry Reid - how do you feel about no public option
2 September, 2009
899 views
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Hey Harry - how are you doing in the polls?
2 September, 2009
827 views
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ABC News - is going to challenge CBS News for last place with this move
2 September, 2009
1230 views
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Swine Flu - "Pandemic Response Bill" 2028
we are here because you are sick
2 September, 2009
2057 views
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Diane Kruger - its bed time and I'm not sleepy
2 September, 2009
2361 views | 2 favorites
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Grill - stick with a stock grill
1 September, 2009
1254 views
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Kelis - running to her yard
1 September, 2009
3338 views
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Mentally challenged - not knowing the difference between a complement and humiliation
1 September, 2009
1821 views
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Kitchen - with one leg she keeps it cleaner than most women
31 August, 2009
2894 views | 2 favorites
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Bill o'reilly - open your mouth, the lies need to come out
31 August, 2009
838 views
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Bill o'reilly - open you mouth, the lies need to get out
31 August, 2009
763 views | 1 favorite
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Barry bonds - his head grew too large for baseball
31 August, 2009
771 views
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Dolly parton - a downgrade on that face
31 August, 2009
1401 views | 1 favorite
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Dolly parton - hair as big as her boobs
31 August, 2009
1005 views
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Julie Ordon - lesbian tendencies
31 August, 2009
3827 views | 4 favorites
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Lana Turner - paw-paw had her on his plane, we aren't allow to have babes on our planes
30 August, 2009
2380 views
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Paris Hilton - works part-time at the circus
30 August, 2009
1174 views
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Raquel Welch - dude your granny is hot
30 August, 2009
4254 views | 3 favorites
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Audrey Hepburn - looks great and does the cooking
30 August, 2009
1803 views
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Before after - life hasn't been kind to Brigitte Bardot
30 August, 2009
1845 views
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Dreaming - of water in hell
29 August, 2009
1101 views
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Truth - Aubrey O'Day is one of the few truthful women
29 August, 2009
1976 views
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Poppy Montgomery - stripping down looks good on her
29 August, 2009
3100 views | 2 favorites
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Pepsi - I see how they support the gay community
29 August, 2009
1722 views
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Coke - my kind of cola
29 August, 2009
2163 views | 1 favorite
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Sex Ed - can you take it down a notch or two
29 August, 2009
3069 views | 1 favorite
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Back Pain - I think I've found the cause
29 August, 2009
1640 views | 1 favorite
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Michelle Lombardo - sexy and well read
29 August, 2009
1779 views | 2 favorites
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½ & ½ - ½ white ½ black, so both races can hate him and feel safe
28 August, 2009
1453 views
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Truth - women need to accept it
28 August, 2009
1903 views
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Wise women - they know what we are looking for
28 August, 2009
1737 views | 1 favorite
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Live - DAMN IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
28 August, 2009
1559 views | 1 favorite
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Custom tag - not so happily ever after
28 August, 2009
788 views
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Honeymoon - she was so grateful we got married
28 August, 2009
2953 views
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Doritos - best when consumed with moderation
28 August, 2009
1738 views
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Whistle - just put your lips together and blow
28 August, 2009
2077 views | 1 favorite
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Britney spears - looks good walking away
28 August, 2009
1932 views
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America Ferrera - a hungry little wiener
27 August, 2009
1357 views
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Yoga - it does an ass good
27 August, 2009
2139 views
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Fox News - Why all the praise are you afraid to beat a dead horse?
26 August, 2009
1186 views
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Pepsi - here ya go fattie
26 August, 2009
1653 views | 2 favorites
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Obama & Congress - a helping hand
26 August, 2009
1599 views
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Maria Kirilenko - game, set, match
26 August, 2009
2139 views | 2 favorites
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Tanya Merryman - she kicked me into next week
26 August, 2009
3166 views | 1 favorite
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Bye Bye Birdie - I had no idea she was so sexy
26 August, 2009
1207 views
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Barney Frank - the creator of this shoe
25 August, 2009
1008 views
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Melissa Andreini - teaching your son sex education and economics
24 August, 2009
2274 views
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Bill Clinton - He can calm the savage beast
24 August, 2009
1474 views
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Creator - you know it was a woman
24 August, 2009
1140 views
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Jon and Kate Gosselin - an example in bad parenting
24 August, 2009
1176 views
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Jennifer aniston - she's glad to ride in the trunk
24 August, 2009
2164 views
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Carla Bruni-Sarkozy - a trophy wife
22 August, 2009
2753 views | 2 favorites
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Barney Frank - "Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it,"
21 August, 2009
1109 views
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Lady Gaga - improving that layover at Heathrow Airport
21 August, 2009
5065 views | 1 favorite
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Fairuza Balk - she can look into a man's heart
21 August, 2009
1756 views
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Pat robinson, - getting the future wrong time and time again
20 August, 2009
918 views
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Jan Crouch - the alien queen has arrived
20 August, 2009
1142 views
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Benny Hinn - I'm a good little sheep
20 August, 2009
1197 views
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Satan's Water - gives new meaning to don't drink the water
20 August, 2009
1073 views
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Bikini - a yard of cloth would make a 1000 like this
20 August, 2009
2796 views | 3 favorites
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Caster Semenya - he is the fastest woman alive
20 August, 2009
1975 views
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Phil Spector - he scares the other inmates
20 August, 2009
1059 views
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Dr. Conrad Murray - he makes children feel safe
20 August, 2009
832 views
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Gay Agenda - another reason to drink beer
20 August, 2009
1459 views
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Pepsi - gay pride soda
20 August, 2009
1283 views
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Big Daddy Bill - its not his first 3some
19 August, 2009
1821 views
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More to Love - better have a strong bed
19 August, 2009
2841 views
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Swine Flu - he plans on killing it
19 August, 2009
2697 views
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Child Labor - we are making it popular
19 August, 2009
1057 views
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Peek a boo - extraterrestrials love this game
19 August, 2009
3561 views
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Getting Caught - I told you not to be peaking out the window when Jeff Peckman is outside.
19 August, 2009
3436 views | 1 favorite
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Sex Life - its out of this world
18 August, 2009
2013 views
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Grandpa - Not the example we was hoping for
18 August, 2009
2089 views
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Jojo's Legs - why I drove into that light pole
18 August, 2009
2095 views
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Habitat for Humanity - Your new house was built by women
18 August, 2009
1450 views | 2 favorites
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Revenge sex - do you want her back?
18 August, 2009
4025 views | 1 favorite
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Movie - let me guess you are here to save a baby
18 August, 2009
1300 views
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Obama Care - flip flopping to a vote
18 August, 2009
948 views
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Iphone - suddenly I want one
17 August, 2009
3511 views | 3 favorites
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Shhhh - I almost told the truth
17 August, 2009
1086 views
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John Edwards - Maury called,
YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!
17 August, 2009
913 views
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Obama Care - before & after
17 August, 2009
2097 views
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Mike Tyson - I'll bite your ear off
17 August, 2009
1489 views
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Katie Couric - reading the news for her 3 viewers
17 August, 2009
1340 views | 1 favorite
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Bitterness - Don't call me Ma'am, call me Senator, Sir, or Satan
17 August, 2009
1134 views
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Email - We will put your address on our spam lists.
17 August, 2009
1226 views
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Hillary Clinton - do not ask me what my husband thinks
17 August, 2009
2073 views
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Obama Care - after working hard to sell the bill, we need you to go on the news shows and wave the white flag
17 August, 2009
1452 views
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Obama Care - can the mental health workers start here?
16 August, 2009
2063 views
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Obama Care - hold on, questions come after my lies
16 August, 2009
1175 views | 3 favorites
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Obama Care - End of Life counseling
16 August, 2009
1440 views
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Obama Care - IV pole removal is covered
16 August, 2009
2129 views
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Gay Hypocrite - a hypocrite who is attracted to other hypocrites
16 August, 2009
1078 views
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Obama-care is to the rescue
16 August, 2009
1420 views
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stooges was brothers
15 August, 2009
838 views
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happiness is a woman in the kitchen
15 August, 2009
2157 views | 1 favorite
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dead ninjas
15 August, 2009
1279 views
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buckwheat inside
15 August, 2009
1021 views
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Kill Bill 3 - Always send a winner to do a loser's job
15 August, 2009
2001 views
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WTF - A 16 year old girl selling cherries
14 August, 2009
1541 views
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More to Love - FOX thought this was a good idea
14 August, 2009
1596 views
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Defense - 2 sperm was able to penetrate
14 August, 2009
1024 views
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