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Karate President - Now if only Obama was this frickin' awesome. 17 September, 2009 786 views	Obama - He's got this, d--n it! 17 September, 2009 803 views	Racism - Well....it does appear to be true...with one possible exception. 17 September, 2009 2128 views \| 1 favorite	Damn... - I'd blow myself up just for those two! 17 September, 2009 3428 views	Budget Cuts - The new, stripped down version of the A-10 Warthog Thunderbolt II ground attack plane. Damn budget cuts... 18 August, 2009 1891 views
Engine Mechanics - Doing it wrong... 18 August, 2009 2019 views	Compensating... - What are you compensating for, exactly? 18 August, 2009 1747 views	Not a Law... - Duh, dipsh--. 18 August, 2009 1842 views	Mr. Giggles - He's...good with kids???? 18 August, 2009 1485 views \| 1 favorite	Not Funny - These people died for your freedom, and your ungrateful ass thinks it's funny. 18 August, 2009 3202 views
Blogging in Iran - A tad different than in America. 18 August, 2009 2064 views	Badass - The guy who did this without Photoshop. 18 August, 2009 2264 views \| 1 favorite	Mini Mushroom Cloud - For....a mini nuke? 18 August, 2009 1965 views	Toy Design - Since this toy is being used correctly, I doubt whether it had much input before entering production. 18 August, 2009 1437 views	Jump Rope - Now in a more entertaining high-speed version! Don't jump late! 18 August, 2009 1814 views \| 1 favorite
Your Job - It's the most fun thing you've ever done, but it can turn to the worst in a second...[SNAP!]...damn... 18 August, 2009 3384 views	Angel of Death - He follows the AC-130, for He knows that there will be blood to take there. He appears to some as an ominous cloud of smoke... 18 August, 2009 4626 views \| 1 favorite	Skillzzzz - Because it's damn hard to balance a helicopter on a roof like that! 18 August, 2009 3327 views \| 1 favorite	The Best Camo - I found it! 18 August, 2009 2588 views \| 3 favorites	Forever... - This is its appearance for shallow whores everywhere. 18 August, 2009 1191 views
Cirque du Soleil - Now coming to military bases! 18 August, 2009 1258 views	Secret Message - Well, now we know what goes in the urinal. 18 August, 2009 1458 views	Extra Wing - Because you can never have enough wing area. 18 August, 2009 1943 views \| 2 favorites	Oh... - Sh--........now what? 18 August, 2009 2566 views \| 5 favorites	Mortar Shell - NOT the best choice for your football game. 18 August, 2009 1159 views
Pwn3d - You have been pwn3d. Epically. 18 August, 2009 1337 views	Stupid - It doesn't begin to describe this individual. 18 August, 2009 1798 views	Separate but Equal - It never quite went out of style. 18 August, 2009 1091 views	Military Funding - With Pentagon funding drying up, the military is turning to other sources for funding. 18 August, 2009 1913 views	Subliminal Messages - Just as effective as campaign literature! 18 August, 2009 1647 views
US Military - They know what they're talking about. 18 August, 2009 2449 views \| 3 favorites	The "Racist" Cop... - He's the only one helping the black professor down the stairs. 18 August, 2009 2274 views \| 1 favorite	Subliminal Messages - Am I the only one who saw female anatomy in this photo? 18 August, 2009 2632 views	Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. 18 August, 2009 2313 views	Fire Bubble - Don't mess with God...he'll fu-- you up. 18 August, 2009 2233 views
Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it. 15 August, 2009 2013 views	Our Problem - MY SOLUTION!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 15 August, 2009 2346 views	Liberals - When you can't beat a conservative in a debate, call him a douche!!!!! 15 August, 2009 1454 views	Wedding Cakes - Originality is always good, right? Ehm, not so much. 31 July, 2009 2051 views	Attorneys - Finally found in their natural habitat. 31 July, 2009 2210 views
Bravery - It sometimes requires fighting the Taliban in pink boxers. 31 July, 2009 3724 views	Iowa Football - As freakin' awesome as it looks. 31 July, 2009 1534 views	Bush or Barack??? - It's your call, man! 31 July, 2009 2020 views \| 1 favorite	Evil Traffic Signs - They will keep you away from work, so help them God!!! 31 July, 2009 1988 views \| 2 favorites	Subliminal Messages - What exactly is it that isn't allowed? 31 July, 2009 1956 views
The Evolution.... - ...of the Russian beard/mustache combo, as demonstrated here! 31 July, 2009 1912 views	The Choice - Do you really want to spend the rest of your life wondering? 31 July, 2009 1595 views	Anger - Just let it out, ma'am. Just let it out. 31 July, 2009 1899 views	Individuality - It is sometimes not the best strategy. 31 July, 2009 2503 views \| 1 favorite	Drifting - Not the best idea in the USS Saratoga...but still awesome! 3 July, 2009 5922 views
Negotiations - They are completely necessary with these damn pirates, otherwise they'll wipe us out! 26 June, 2009 2820 views	Police Medics - They make only the police well, everyone else they beat to death! If you were a real Englishman, you would have known that...old chap. 25 June, 2009 2988 views	Mugshot Fail - Shoulda gotten a different hairdo, eh, Mr. Crack Dealer? 25 June, 2009 2776 views	Penis - Beating out vagina every year, online and in the real world. 25 June, 2009 3507 views	Too Many Woofers? - Are you kidding? Hell no! 25 June, 2009 2308 views
Adolf Cutter - He was the original emo. 25 June, 2009 3267 views	Our Army - It goes on forever...we'll accept your surrender now. 25 June, 2009 3071 views	Retard - Google Account Assistance says you are one. 10 June, 2009 2979 views	Wisdom - It is what contain everything. 10 June, 2009 2574 views	Outfidels - Here comes Castro! 10 June, 2009 2274 views
Joe Biden - Hilarious misspeakings out the wazoo since...well, since...for a long time. 10 June, 2009 2020 views	Don't Worry Derek! - I'll catch you! Jump! Jump! 10 June, 2009 5813 views	Your Dinner - It consists of hand shredded ass meat, sprinkled lightly with thigh shavings and sautéed in crotch sweat. 10 June, 2009 1901 views	WTF??? - Just...WTF???? 10 June, 2009 3094 views	Word Find - I found the hidden word!!!! 10 June, 2009 2244 views
Wasteful - It's sort of redundant after the first 45 shots. Then you're just wasting ammo. 10 June, 2009 2363 views \| 1 favorite	Raping - Yeah, homey! I be raping some crazy-ass beat! 10 June, 2009 1930 views \| 1 favorite	Bed Cocks - Now for sale in Macy's and Kohl's! A must have for all little girls! 10 June, 2009 2842 views	Orange Caps - They put them on the end of guns when they aren't real. Di you notice them? 10 June, 2009 3199 views	Grammar Nazis - They are right, and they know it, and so do we. However, they don't have to be such dicks about it. 10 June, 2009 2664 views
Stealth - This is what it's all about...invisible, right? 5 June, 2009 5165 views \| 1 favorite	$Math - My math teacher said you could always use it intelligently...she lied.$ Math - My math teacher said you could always use it intelligently...she lied. 5 June, 2009 4266 views	That Grin - Landing you starring roles since you were eleven. 5 June, 2009 6797 views \| 1 favorite	Suggestion - Maybe your neighbors are trying to tell you something? Like, maybe you should be quieter? Just sayin'. 5 June, 2009 4794 views	Is That... - A...a...phone on a tricycle? WTF??? 5 June, 2009 2440 views \| 1 favorite
Holy Shit! - "Honey, slow down! Stop speeding!" 5 June, 2009 4989 views \| 1 favorite	Comment-Response Agreement - These comments have none. Oh, and there will be a very crazy war 2012. Watch for it. 5 June, 2009 1899 views	Yahoo! Answers - Your question has been resolved. You now no longer have to shove pizza up your ass. 5 June, 2009 3379 views \| 1 favorite	Crazy Abandoned Rides - They're creepy as hell...you know there's gonna be drug dealing goin' on back there. 5 June, 2009 2181 views	Zeus - DON'T...PISS...HIM...OFF. 5 June, 2009 3384 views \| 1 favorite
Downshirting - It's a fail when caught on camera. 22 May, 2009 7076 views \| 1 favorite	Speeding Tickets - They pay for doughnuts! 18 May, 2009 3957 views \| 4 favorites	STOP! - Because its MC Hammertime! 18 May, 2009 2833 views \| 3 favorites	Irony - It tastes like rusty chicken! 18 May, 2009 2687 views	God - He loves Slayer, too! 18 May, 2009 3189 views
Where Are You From? - This picture was taken in South Dakota. I don't believe you. 18 May, 2009 4054 views	Bacon - Now in convenient wall dispensers! 18 May, 2009 2742 views	The Claw - It commandeth for you do stop. 18 May, 2009 2718 views	Racism - Fun for the whole family! (Disclaimer: Not really.) 18 May, 2009 4620 views \| 1 favorite	Protest Irony - I love protesters...don't you? 18 May, 2009 2844 views
Birds - Ignoring your damn rules, one sign at a time. 18 May, 2009 2754 views \| 3 favorites	Irony - Such an accurately placed sign, eh? 18 May, 2009 3354 views	Irony - It just got pwn3d. 18 May, 2009 2108 views	ITunes - The only place where Jim Croce and the Red Army Choir come together in perfect bliss. 18 May, 2009 3018 views	Correct - You are correct. However, due to the obviousness of that statement, you win no prize. 18 May, 2009 6756 views \| 4 favorites
Chris Rock - Targeted advertising indicates that he is God! 18 May, 2009 2519 views	Motivated Photos - Apparently, they indicate that Jesus never existed! 18 May, 2009 2721 views	Yeah... - I'm awesome and you're not. I know it and you know it. 16 May, 2009 4706 views	Jays - Bringing a whole new meaning to jay-peg files. 16 May, 2009 2775 views	Windows Vista - Apparently, it is Windows, crap, shit, useless, and malware, all rolled into one! 16 May, 2009 3725 views \| 1 favorite
Enemies - They don't have to be smart to pull a trigger...but they have to be stupid to pull a trigger pointed at an American soldier. 16 May, 2009 3405 views \| 2 favorites	Well.... - Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... 16 May, 2009 4555 views	Mike Godwin - "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1." 16 May, 2009 2182 views \| 1 favorite	Meteorology - A delicate art long since rendered useless by the invention of the atom bomb. 16 May, 2009 2392 views	Brothers-In-Arms - The fighting man does so not for apple pie or mother, but for the man in the foxhole next to him, and for his country. 16 May, 2009 2504 views
War - The best way to make weather fores accurate 10 May, 2009 3261 views \| 2 favorites	McDonald's - The fast-food joint of choice of the Marines since 1945! 10 May, 2009 3979 views \| 1 favorite	The Cavalry - They have been called in. There's no way we can lose now! 10 May, 2009 4472 views \| 1 favorite	Car Bombs - Exit here, or we'll screw their shit up. 10 May, 2009 3665 views	Circular Reasoning - Event A should happen because it is supposed to. It is supposed to happen because it should. Questions? 10 May, 2009 3244 views
March Madness Brackets - Winning wars since...well, since never. My bad. 10 May, 2009 3789 views \| 1 favorite	Nationality - I expected it from the French, but I'm disappointed in you Russians! 10 May, 2009 3493 views \| 1 favorite	The "Boarder" - Is it that place between Mexico and the US? I don't think so... 10 May, 2009 2430 views	Racial Connotation - That player is white, too...maybe "Pepe" is just confused? 10 May, 2009 3527 views	Vintage Photobomb - See? This shit isn't new...the guys in the '40's did it too. 9 May, 2009 5249 views \| 2 favorites
Photobomber - That guy ruining your photo album, one hung-over look at a time. 9 May, 2009 3701 views	Photobomber - That guy ruining your photo album, one acid trip look at a time. 9 May, 2009 3741 views	Mike Tyson Photobomb - That guy, ruining your photo album, one ear munch at a time. 9 May, 2009 3695 views \| 2 favorites	Gang Signs - Sometimes, gang signs are best peer-reviewed before being put into use. 9 May, 2009 7416 views \| 1 favorite	Any Questions? - Yes, I have one. Why was this in question in the first place? 9 May, 2009 4349 views \| 2 favorites
Holy God! - My armpits STINK, man! 9 May, 2009 3228 views	Photo Bomber - That guy, ruining your photo album, one zombie apocalypse scream at a time. 9 May, 2009 4125 views \| 1 favorite	The Bike Lane - You should watch for bikes whilst driving in it. 9 May, 2009 6165 views \| 2 favorites	Overreaction - DON'T DROP THE GODDAMN BALLOON!!!! 9 May, 2009 6877 views \| 3 favorites	PWN3D!!!!!! - YOU JUST GOT ANALLY PWN3D!!!!! 9 May, 2009 2887 views
Mail-O-Philes - Yes. Contrary to popular belief, they actually do exist. 9 May, 2009 2794 views	Yep - That's about the gist of it. Any other questions? 9 May, 2009 4009 views	Apostrophes - This guy left one out...stupid hippie protester. 9 May, 2009 2477 views	Conspiracy Theories - You're doing it right! 9 May, 2009 4402 views \| 1 favorite	I Would Imagine... - It's one of two choices...get dentures or look like a retard. 9 May, 2009 3352 views \| 1 favorite
Doom - If you back up like twenty feet, you can almost not see the pixels! 9 May, 2009 4258 views \| 1 favorite	Staged "Sports" - This probably is one. 9 May, 2009 2842 views	Explosives - They're for the whole family! 8 May, 2009 4508 views	Screw this War - I'm ordering pizza. 8 May, 2009 3795 views \| 3 favorites	Thank God... - I'm glad Da Vinci wasn't so uptight... 8 May, 2009 3350 views \| 1 favorite
ID Cards - Because they ALWAYS work. 8 May, 2009 4058 views \| 1 favorite	This Comic - It speaks for itself...and, unfortunately, it's true. 8 May, 2009 4557 views \| 1 favorite	Sense - This comic makes none of it. 8 May, 2009 4941 views \| 3 favorites	Going Anywhere - You aren't. Not for a while, anyway. 7 May, 2009 3735 views \| 2 favorites	Epic Photo Bomber - This guy has photo bombing powers. 7 May, 2009 5011 views \| 6 favorites
Atheism - The best way to pretend to understand science! 7 May, 2009 3894 views \| 2 favorites	Thay - It's sure as hell not a word on this planet! 7 May, 2009 2866 views	Misspellings - It's spelled right in the photo. Why the hell did you misspell "accordion" in the caption??? 7 May, 2009 2420 views \| 1 favorite	Morgan Freeman - I'll bet he can do it better than this guy. 7 May, 2009 3776 views \| 1 favorite	Soooooooooo.... - Maybe your kid should be President? 7 May, 2009 3647 views
Holodomor - Those who thumbs-downed this picture don't know what Holodomor was, a Communist Holocaust that killed nearly 10 million. 7 May, 2009 2134 views	Insults - Don't change the fact that you were checking out his lap pinky. 7 May, 2009 3317 views	Picture-Caption Disagreement - Well, they didn't make any sense to me... 7 May, 2009 3907 views	If this was Putin... - He would have "accidentally" bombed America. 7 May, 2009 2137 views	Good Ideas - We ran out of them when we elected Obama. 7 May, 2009 4732 views \| 1 favorite
Answer - That was a dumb question. NEXT! 7 May, 2009 2869 views	Marines - They have awesome hair. 7 May, 2009 5236 views	One-Hand Touch Football - It won't work in the NFL. 7 May, 2009 4041 views	Professors of Anatomy - They shouldn't own chocolate companies. 7 May, 2009 2853 views \| 1 favorite	See You - That's what he can do. 7 May, 2009 3274 views
Satan - He's behind you. 7 May, 2009 6407 views \| 2 favorites	Teeth - This guy has two...and he's about to lose the last pair. 7 May, 2009 3316 views	Politicians - So obvious, we can see right through their lies...and them. 7 May, 2009 2865 views \| 1 favorite	But... - If what that mug is saying is nice...WTF??? 7 May, 2009 2646 views	Atheism - It tastes like chicken! 7 May, 2009 3324 views
The Frenchies - Getting pwn3d by Germans since 1914. 7 May, 2009 2405 views	Read Up On It - Jesus is part of the Trinity. He is God the Son. How about you read the Bible once or twice? 7 May, 2009 3037 views	Missle Silos - They are a hell for ped keys. 3 May, 2009 4755 views \| 3 favorites	One Little "E" - It can make one hell of a difference 3 May, 2009 2943 views	Palin - Her first name is Sarah, and just for that comment, you deserve to die whilst giving birth. Even if you are male. 3 May, 2009 4196 views \| 1 favorite
Two Things... - Grammar Nazi Alert! Incorrect usage of "your"! Oh, and that poster makes zero sense. 3 May, 2009 3611 views	Hypocrisy - It tastes like chicken! There should be a comma after the second set of quotation marks. Just sayin'. 3 May, 2009 2105 views	Honestly... - Yeah, you had to know that something like this would happen... 3 May, 2009 4839 views	Passing Gas - That pilot just did. Massively. 3 May, 2009 4235 views	Private Property - It should be defended, no matter how badly it is taken care of. Or how badly it is misspelled. 3 May, 2009 2641 views \| 1 favorite
Funny How That Works... - The governor of Arkansas at that time was a Democrat, and the President who let the nine into the school was a Republican. 3 May, 2009 2995 views \| 1 favorite	That's Not a Bazooka... - It's a goddamn mortar. God... 2 May, 2009 3154 views	Obama - Well, he's the one trying to reinflate the bubble. I suppose he fails too? 2 May, 2009 2311 views	And then... - What happens? Nothing. Ergo, your life is pointless. Congratulations! 2 May, 2009 2316 views	George Carlin - He apparently thought that cops and firemen were worthless. Typical liberal. 2 May, 2009 3722 views
Hypocrisy - You do know that you misused "your", I hope. Just sayin'. 2 May, 2009 1965 views \| 1 favorite	National Socialism - Yeah, I'll bet you didn't know that NAZI stands for Nationalist Socialist Party in German. 2 May, 2009 3308 views	Your Car Insurance - I'm sure it covers armored vehicle collisions, right? 2 May, 2009 3533 views \| 1 favorite	Sorry - You should make it English. Then maybe it would be funny. 2 May, 2009 2878 views	Irony - It tastes like chicken! 2 May, 2009 3146 views
Wait... - I don't know what you were trying to say, but I hate Hugo Chavez, too. 2 May, 2009 1947 views	Obesity - No matter how much money you pour in, you can't stop people from being fatasses. 2 May, 2009 2207 views	Vince Offer Shlomi - You're gonna love his nuts. 1 May, 2009 4246 views	Ready to Fire - That crane there? It was. Air Force One had best watch out 28 April, 2009 4287 views	Halo in Real Life - Is that...is that MASTER CHIEF????? OMFG!!! 28 April, 2009 5986 views \| 1 favorite
Plans - China doesn't need them. They'll just f-ck you up with their 3 year old gymnasts. 28 April, 2009 3824 views	Sense - You make none of it. 28 April, 2009 3378 views \| 1 favorite	Bigger Deal - Your god is still dead. Mine is still livin' it up in Heaven. Wonder which is better... 28 April, 2009 2784 views \| 1 favorite	United States Win - Bet the lighthouse isn't there anymore. And the transcript is misspelled. The US Lincoln? Please. 28 April, 2009 2600 views	Hypocrisy - It tastes like chicken! 28 April, 2009 2192 views
You Tardmonkey - If that's a cat, then most people looking at this pic were just checking out a cat. 28 April, 2009 6319 views	Uuuhhhhmmmmm... - But we wouldn't know that, would we? 28 April, 2009 3485 views	Facsism and Nazism - They were ideological siblings, and Nazi is a German acronym for Nationalist SOCIALIST Workers' Party. See that? 28 April, 2009 2848 views	TV Ratings - That smirk: beating out Countdown with Keith Olbermann every day since before George Bush was president. 27 April, 2009 2446 views	Rephrase - Lack of belief does not imply non-belief. Now THAT'S a logic fail. For the record, though, Hitler made a screwed-up version of Christianity the state religion. 27 April, 2009 2301 views
Say That Again - When my Kimber 1911 puts a .45 ACP through your right eye. 27 April, 2009 3190 views \| 1 favorite	Ungreatfulness - You mean the same people who won both World Wars and are the men and women fighting the War on Terror on a large scale? Screw you. 27 April, 2009 2820 views	You're Right - In uber-liberal countries like China and North Korea, there are no rights. Good thing America has an amazing human rights record. 27 April, 2009 2671 views	Liberals - What exactly was it that you were saying for the last 8 years? 27 April, 2009 2998 views	Emos - Because being normal and traditional is completely and totally unacceptable. 27 April, 2009 4198 views
Finland - Because guns are for children, too 26 April, 2009 6595 views	Don't Mess With God or Gunners - For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt. Exodus 12:12 26 April, 2009 4429 views	I'm Not So Sure - Because I checked, and this is Winter Haven, Florida. This doesn't exist. 19 April, 2009 3815 views	Being Discreet - Because, in 1933, Adolf Hitler was elected with 17,277,000 votes, or about 43% of the electorate; it's not always obvious. 19 April, 2009 3424 views	Austrian - It's not a language on this Earth. It also contains no wild kangaroos. 19 April, 2009 3331 views
Spelling Errors - Who says I have to tolerate them? Not me! 19 April, 2009 4217 views	Ungrateful Jackasses - The people who give this photo a thumbs-down. 19 April, 2009 4294 views	Spelling - Because "Falure" is only a word if you're high. Good point, nonetheless. 19 April, 2009 3547 views	Conservatives - Aren't represented by these two. I mean, just look at the one on the left! HE HAS AN ORANGE MOHAWK. 19 April, 2009 3939 views	PETA - Why is it that I expected this sort of thing...? 18 April, 2009 3869 views \| 1 favorite
Sarcasm - The press secretary of the ruler of the Motherland loves it. 18 April, 2009 3711 views	MiG-29 - They would get their asses owned by F-22s. ANY. DAMN. DAY. 18 April, 2009 3876 views \| 1 favorite	Facepalm - For God's sake, it's a Volvo. Really? 18 April, 2009 6736 views	A Rock - You apparently live under one 18 April, 2009 4470 views \| 1 favorite	Epic Fail - His first name was "Johann" not Jean. Just sayin'. 18 April, 2009 2807 views