Karate President - Now if only Obama was this frickin' awesome.
17 September, 2009
786 views
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Obama - He's got this, d--n it!
17 September, 2009
803 views
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Racism - Well....it does appear to be true...with one possible exception.
17 September, 2009
2128 views | 1 favorite
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Damn... - I'd blow myself up just for those two!
17 September, 2009
3428 views
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Budget Cuts - The new, stripped down version of the A-10 Warthog Thunderbolt II ground attack plane. Damn budget cuts...
18 August, 2009
1891 views
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Engine Mechanics - Doing it wrong...
18 August, 2009
2019 views
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Compensating... - What are you compensating for, exactly?
18 August, 2009
1747 views
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Not a Law... - Duh, dipsh--.
18 August, 2009
1842 views
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Mr. Giggles - He's...good with kids????
18 August, 2009
1485 views | 1 favorite
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Not Funny - These people died for your freedom, and your ungrateful ass thinks it's funny.
18 August, 2009
3202 views
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Blogging in Iran - A tad different than in America.
18 August, 2009
2064 views
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Badass - The guy who did this without Photoshop.
18 August, 2009
2264 views | 1 favorite
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Mini Mushroom Cloud - For....a mini nuke?
18 August, 2009
1965 views
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Toy Design - Since this toy is being used correctly, I doubt whether it had much input before entering production.
18 August, 2009
1437 views
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Jump Rope - Now in a more entertaining high-speed version! Don't jump late!
18 August, 2009
1814 views | 1 favorite
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Your Job - It's the most fun thing you've ever done, but it can turn to the worst in a second...[SNAP!]...damn...
18 August, 2009
3384 views
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Angel of Death - He follows the AC-130, for He knows that there will be blood to take there. He appears to some as an ominous cloud of smoke...
18 August, 2009
4626 views | 1 favorite
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Skillzzzz - Because it's damn hard to balance a helicopter on a roof like that!
18 August, 2009
3327 views | 1 favorite
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The Best Camo - I found it!
18 August, 2009
2588 views | 3 favorites
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Forever... - This is its appearance for shallow whores everywhere.
18 August, 2009
1191 views
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Cirque du Soleil - Now coming to military bases!
18 August, 2009
1258 views
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Secret Message - Well, now we know what goes in the urinal.
18 August, 2009
1458 views
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Extra Wing - Because you can never have enough wing area.
18 August, 2009
1943 views | 2 favorites
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Oh... - Sh--........now what?
18 August, 2009
2566 views | 5 favorites
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Mortar Shell - NOT the best choice for your football game.
18 August, 2009
1159 views
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Pwn3d - You have been pwn3d. Epically.
18 August, 2009
1337 views
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Stupid - It doesn't begin to describe this individual.
18 August, 2009
1798 views
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Separate but Equal - It never quite went out of style.
18 August, 2009
1091 views
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Military Funding - With Pentagon funding drying up, the military is turning to other sources for funding.
18 August, 2009
1913 views
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Subliminal Messages - Just as effective as campaign literature!
18 August, 2009
1647 views
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US Military - They know what they're talking about.
18 August, 2009
2449 views | 3 favorites
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The "Racist" Cop... - He's the only one helping the black professor down the stairs.
18 August, 2009
2274 views | 1 favorite
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Subliminal Messages - Am I the only one who saw female anatomy in this photo?
18 August, 2009
2632 views
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Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it.
18 August, 2009
2313 views
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Fire Bubble - Don't mess with God...he'll fu-- you up.
18 August, 2009
2233 views
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Rule 34 - If it exists, there is porn of it.
15 August, 2009
2013 views
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Our Problem - MY SOLUTION!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
15 August, 2009
2346 views
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Liberals - When you can't beat a conservative in a debate, call him a douche!!!!!
15 August, 2009
1454 views
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Wedding Cakes - Originality is always good, right? Ehm, not so much.
31 July, 2009
2051 views
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Attorneys - Finally found in their natural habitat.
31 July, 2009
2210 views
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Bravery - It sometimes requires fighting the Taliban in pink boxers.
31 July, 2009
3724 views
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Iowa Football - As freakin' awesome as it looks.
31 July, 2009
1534 views
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Bush or Barack??? - It's your call, man!
31 July, 2009
2020 views | 1 favorite
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Evil Traffic Signs - They will keep you away from work, so help them God!!!
31 July, 2009
1988 views | 2 favorites
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Subliminal Messages - What exactly is it that isn't allowed?
31 July, 2009
1956 views
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The Evolution.... - ...of the Russian beard/mustache combo, as demonstrated here!
31 July, 2009
1912 views
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The Choice - Do you really want to spend the rest of your life wondering?
31 July, 2009
1595 views
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Anger - Just let it out, ma'am. Just let it out.
31 July, 2009
1899 views
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Individuality - It is sometimes not the best strategy.
31 July, 2009
2503 views | 1 favorite
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Drifting - Not the best idea in the USS Saratoga...but still awesome!
3 July, 2009
5922 views
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Negotiations - They are completely necessary with these damn pirates, otherwise they'll wipe us out!
26 June, 2009
2820 views
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Police Medics - They make only the police well, everyone else they beat to death! If you were a real Englishman, you would have known that...old chap.
25 June, 2009
2988 views
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Mugshot Fail - Shoulda gotten a different hairdo, eh, Mr. Crack Dealer?
25 June, 2009
2776 views
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Penis - Beating out vagina every year, online and in the real world.
25 June, 2009
3507 views
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Too Many Woofers? - Are you kidding? Hell no!
25 June, 2009
2308 views
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Adolf Cutter - He was the original emo.
25 June, 2009
3267 views
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Our Army - It goes on forever...we'll accept your surrender now.
25 June, 2009
3071 views
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Retard - Google Account Assistance says you are one.
10 June, 2009
2979 views
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Wisdom - It is what contain everything.
10 June, 2009
2574 views
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Outfidels - Here comes Castro!
10 June, 2009
2274 views
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Joe Biden - Hilarious misspeakings out the wazoo since...well, since...for a long time.
10 June, 2009
2020 views
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Don't Worry Derek! - I'll catch you! Jump! Jump!
10 June, 2009
5813 views
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Your Dinner - It consists of hand shredded ass meat, sprinkled lightly with thigh shavings and sautéed in crotch sweat.
10 June, 2009
1901 views
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WTF??? - Just...WTF????
10 June, 2009
3094 views
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Word Find - I found the hidden word!!!!
10 June, 2009
2244 views
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Wasteful - It's sort of redundant after the first 45 shots. Then you're just wasting ammo.
10 June, 2009
2363 views | 1 favorite
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Raping - Yeah, homey! I be raping some crazy-ass beat!
10 June, 2009
1930 views | 1 favorite
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Bed Cocks - Now for sale in Macy's and Kohl's! A must have for all little girls!
10 June, 2009
2842 views
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Orange Caps - They put them on the end of guns when they aren't real. Di you notice them?
10 June, 2009
3199 views
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Grammar Nazis - They are right, and they know it, and so do we. However, they don't have to be such dicks about it.
10 June, 2009
2664 views
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Stealth - This is what it's all about...invisible, right?
5 June, 2009
5165 views | 1 favorite
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Math - My math teacher said you could always use it intelligently...she lied.
5 June, 2009
4266 views
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That Grin - Landing you starring roles since you were eleven.
5 June, 2009
6797 views | 1 favorite
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Suggestion - Maybe your neighbors are trying to tell you something? Like, maybe you should be quieter? Just sayin'.
5 June, 2009
4794 views
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Is That... - A...a...phone on a tricycle? WTF???
5 June, 2009
2440 views | 1 favorite
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Holy Shit! - "Honey, slow down! Stop speeding!"
5 June, 2009
4989 views | 1 favorite
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Comment-Response Agreement - These comments have none. Oh, and there will be a very crazy war 2012. Watch for it.
5 June, 2009
1899 views
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Yahoo! Answers - Your question has been resolved. You now no longer have to shove pizza up your ass.
5 June, 2009
3379 views | 1 favorite
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Crazy Abandoned Rides - They're creepy as hell...you know there's gonna be drug dealing goin' on back there.
5 June, 2009
2181 views
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Zeus - DON'T...PISS...HIM...OFF.
5 June, 2009
3384 views | 1 favorite
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Downshirting - It's a fail when caught on camera.
22 May, 2009
7076 views | 1 favorite
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Speeding Tickets - They pay for doughnuts!
18 May, 2009
3957 views | 4 favorites
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STOP! - Because its MC Hammertime!
18 May, 2009
2833 views | 3 favorites
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Irony - It tastes like rusty chicken!
18 May, 2009
2687 views
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God - He loves Slayer, too!
18 May, 2009
3189 views
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Where Are You From? - This picture was taken in South Dakota. I don't believe you.
18 May, 2009
4054 views
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Bacon - Now in convenient wall dispensers!
18 May, 2009
2742 views
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The Claw - It commandeth for you do stop.
18 May, 2009
2718 views
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Racism - Fun for the whole family! (Disclaimer: Not really.)
18 May, 2009
4620 views | 1 favorite
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Protest Irony - I love protesters...don't you?
18 May, 2009
2844 views
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Birds - Ignoring your damn rules, one sign at a time.
18 May, 2009
2754 views | 3 favorites
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Irony - Such an accurately placed sign, eh?
18 May, 2009
3354 views
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Irony - It just got pwn3d.
18 May, 2009
2108 views
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ITunes - The only place where Jim Croce and the Red Army Choir come together in perfect bliss.
18 May, 2009
3018 views
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Correct - You are correct. However, due to the obviousness of that statement, you win no prize.
18 May, 2009
6756 views | 4 favorites
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Chris Rock - Targeted advertising indicates that he is God!
18 May, 2009
2519 views
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Motivated Photos - Apparently, they indicate that Jesus never existed!
18 May, 2009
2721 views
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Yeah... - I'm awesome and you're not. I know it and you know it.
16 May, 2009
4706 views
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Jays - Bringing a whole new meaning to jay-peg files.
16 May, 2009
2775 views
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Windows Vista - Apparently, it is Windows, crap, shit, useless, and malware, all rolled into one!
16 May, 2009
3725 views | 1 favorite
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Enemies - They don't have to be smart to pull a trigger...but they have to be stupid to pull a trigger pointed at an American soldier.
16 May, 2009
3405 views | 2 favorites
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Well.... - Mmmmmmkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
16 May, 2009
4555 views
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Mike Godwin - "As an Internet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1."
16 May, 2009
2182 views | 1 favorite
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Meteorology - A delicate art long since rendered useless by the invention of the atom bomb.
16 May, 2009
2392 views
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Brothers-In-Arms - The fighting man does so not for apple pie or mother, but for the man in the foxhole next to him, and for his country.
16 May, 2009
2504 views
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War - The best way to make weather fores accurate
10 May, 2009
3261 views | 2 favorites
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McDonald's - The fast-food joint of choice of the Marines since 1945!
10 May, 2009
3979 views | 1 favorite
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The Cavalry - They have been called in. There's no way we can lose now!
10 May, 2009
4472 views | 1 favorite
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Car Bombs - Exit here, or we'll screw their shit up.
10 May, 2009
3665 views
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Circular Reasoning - Event A should happen because it is supposed to. It is supposed to happen because it should. Questions?
10 May, 2009
3244 views
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March Madness Brackets - Winning wars since...well, since never. My bad.
10 May, 2009
3789 views | 1 favorite
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Nationality - I expected it from the French, but I'm disappointed in you Russians!
10 May, 2009
3493 views | 1 favorite
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The "Boarder" - Is it that place between Mexico and the US? I don't think so...
10 May, 2009
2430 views
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Racial Connotation - That player is white, too...maybe "Pepe" is just confused?
10 May, 2009
3527 views
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Vintage Photobomb - See? This shit isn't new...the guys in the '40's did it too.
9 May, 2009
5249 views | 2 favorites
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Photobomber - That guy ruining your photo album, one hung-over look at a time.
9 May, 2009
3701 views
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Photobomber - That guy ruining your photo album, one acid trip look at a time.
9 May, 2009
3741 views
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Mike Tyson Photobomb - That guy, ruining your photo album, one ear munch at a time.
9 May, 2009
3695 views | 2 favorites
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Gang Signs - Sometimes, gang signs are best peer-reviewed before being put into use.
9 May, 2009
7416 views | 1 favorite
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Any Questions? - Yes, I have one. Why was this in question in the first place?
9 May, 2009
4349 views | 2 favorites
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Holy God! - My armpits STINK, man!
9 May, 2009
3228 views
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Photo Bomber - That guy, ruining your photo album, one zombie apocalypse scream at a time.
9 May, 2009
4125 views | 1 favorite
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The Bike Lane - You should watch for bikes whilst driving in it.
9 May, 2009
6165 views | 2 favorites
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Overreaction - DON'T DROP THE GODDAMN BALLOON!!!!
9 May, 2009
6877 views | 3 favorites
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PWN3D!!!!!! - YOU JUST GOT ANALLY PWN3D!!!!!
9 May, 2009
2887 views
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Mail-O-Philes - Yes. Contrary to popular belief, they actually do exist.
9 May, 2009
2794 views
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Yep - That's about the gist of it. Any other questions?
9 May, 2009
4009 views
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Apostrophes - This guy left one out...stupid hippie protester.
9 May, 2009
2477 views
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Conspiracy Theories - You're doing it right!
9 May, 2009
4402 views | 1 favorite
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I Would Imagine... - It's one of two choices...get dentures or look like a retard.
9 May, 2009
3352 views | 1 favorite
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Doom - If you back up like twenty feet, you can almost not see the pixels!
9 May, 2009
4258 views | 1 favorite
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Staged "Sports" - This probably is one.
9 May, 2009
2842 views
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Explosives - They're for the whole family!
8 May, 2009
4508 views
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Screw this War - I'm ordering pizza.
8 May, 2009
3795 views | 3 favorites
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Thank God... - I'm glad Da Vinci wasn't so uptight...
8 May, 2009
3350 views | 1 favorite
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ID Cards - Because they ALWAYS work.
8 May, 2009
4058 views | 1 favorite
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This Comic - It speaks for itself...and, unfortunately, it's true.
8 May, 2009
4557 views | 1 favorite
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Sense - This comic makes none of it.
8 May, 2009
4941 views | 3 favorites
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Going Anywhere - You aren't. Not for a while, anyway.
7 May, 2009
3735 views | 2 favorites
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Epic Photo Bomber - This guy has photo bombing powers.
7 May, 2009
5011 views | 6 favorites
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Atheism - The best way to pretend to understand science!
7 May, 2009
3894 views | 2 favorites
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Thay - It's sure as hell not a word on this planet!
7 May, 2009
2866 views
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Misspellings - It's spelled right in the photo. Why the hell did you misspell "accordion" in the caption???
7 May, 2009
2420 views | 1 favorite
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Morgan Freeman - I'll bet he can do it better than this guy.
7 May, 2009
3776 views | 1 favorite
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Soooooooooo.... - Maybe your kid should be President?
7 May, 2009
3647 views
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Holodomor - Those who thumbs-downed this picture don't know what Holodomor was, a Communist Holocaust that killed nearly 10 million.
7 May, 2009
2134 views
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Insults - Don't change the fact that you were checking out his lap pinky.
7 May, 2009
3317 views
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Picture-Caption Disagreement - Well, they didn't make any sense to me...
7 May, 2009
3907 views
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If this was Putin... - He would have "accidentally" bombed America.
7 May, 2009
2137 views
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Good Ideas - We ran out of them when we elected Obama.
7 May, 2009
4732 views | 1 favorite
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Answer - That was a dumb question. NEXT!
7 May, 2009
2869 views
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Marines - They have awesome hair.
7 May, 2009
5236 views
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One-Hand Touch Football - It won't work in the NFL.
7 May, 2009
4041 views
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Professors of Anatomy - They shouldn't own chocolate companies.
7 May, 2009
2853 views | 1 favorite
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See You - That's what he can do.
7 May, 2009
3274 views
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Satan - He's behind you.
7 May, 2009
6407 views | 2 favorites
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Teeth - This guy has two...and he's about to lose the last pair.
7 May, 2009
3316 views
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Politicians - So obvious, we can see right through their lies...and them.
7 May, 2009
2865 views | 1 favorite
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But... - If what that mug is saying is nice...WTF???
7 May, 2009
2646 views
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Atheism - It tastes like chicken!
7 May, 2009
3324 views
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The Frenchies - Getting pwn3d by Germans since 1914.
7 May, 2009
2405 views
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Read Up On It - Jesus is part of the Trinity. He is God the Son. How about you read the Bible once or twice?
7 May, 2009
3037 views
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Missle Silos - They are a hell for ped keys.
3 May, 2009
4755 views | 3 favorites
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One Little "E" - It can make one hell of a difference
3 May, 2009
2943 views
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Palin - Her first name is Sarah, and just for that comment, you deserve to die whilst giving birth. Even if you are male.
3 May, 2009
4196 views | 1 favorite
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Two Things... - Grammar Nazi Alert! Incorrect usage of "your"! Oh, and that poster makes zero sense.
3 May, 2009
3611 views
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Hypocrisy - It tastes like chicken! There should be a comma after the second set of quotation marks. Just sayin'.
3 May, 2009
2105 views
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Honestly... - Yeah, you had to know that something like this would happen...
3 May, 2009
4839 views
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Passing Gas - That pilot just did. Massively.
3 May, 2009
4235 views
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Private Property - It should be defended, no matter how badly it is taken care of. Or how badly it is misspelled.
3 May, 2009
2641 views | 1 favorite
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Funny How That Works... - The governor of Arkansas at that time was a Democrat, and the President who let the nine into the school was a Republican.
3 May, 2009
2995 views | 1 favorite
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That's Not a Bazooka... - It's a goddamn mortar. God...
2 May, 2009
3154 views
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Obama - Well, he's the one trying to reinflate the bubble. I suppose he fails too?
2 May, 2009
2311 views
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And then... - What happens? Nothing. Ergo, your life is pointless. Congratulations!
2 May, 2009
2316 views
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George Carlin - He apparently thought that cops and firemen were worthless. Typical liberal.
2 May, 2009
3722 views
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Hypocrisy - You do know that you misused "your", I hope. Just sayin'.
2 May, 2009
1965 views | 1 favorite
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National Socialism - Yeah, I'll bet you didn't know that NAZI stands for Nationalist Socialist Party in German.
2 May, 2009
3308 views
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Your Car Insurance - I'm sure it covers armored vehicle collisions, right?
2 May, 2009
3533 views | 1 favorite
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Sorry - You should make it English. Then maybe it would be funny.
2 May, 2009
2878 views
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Irony - It tastes like chicken!
2 May, 2009
3146 views
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Wait... - I don't know what you were trying to say, but I hate Hugo Chavez, too.
2 May, 2009
1947 views
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Obesity - No matter how much money you pour in, you can't stop people from being fatasses.
2 May, 2009
2207 views
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Vince Offer Shlomi - You're gonna love his nuts.
1 May, 2009
4246 views
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Ready to Fire - That crane there? It was. Air Force One had best watch out
28 April, 2009
4287 views
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Halo in Real Life - Is that...is that MASTER CHIEF????? OMFG!!!
28 April, 2009
5986 views | 1 favorite
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Plans - China doesn't need them. They'll just f-ck you up with their 3 year old gymnasts.
28 April, 2009
3824 views
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Sense - You make none of it.
28 April, 2009
3378 views | 1 favorite
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Bigger Deal - Your god is still dead. Mine is still livin' it up in Heaven. Wonder which is better...
28 April, 2009
2784 views | 1 favorite
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United States Win - Bet the lighthouse isn't there anymore. And the transcript is misspelled. The US Lincoln? Please.
28 April, 2009
2600 views
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Hypocrisy - It tastes like chicken!
28 April, 2009
2192 views
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You Tardmonkey - If that's a cat, then most people looking at this pic were just checking out a cat.
28 April, 2009
6319 views
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Uuuhhhhmmmmm... - But we wouldn't know that, would we?
28 April, 2009
3485 views
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Facsism and Nazism - They were ideological siblings, and Nazi is a German acronym for Nationalist SOCIALIST Workers' Party. See that?
28 April, 2009
2848 views
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TV Ratings - That smirk: beating out Countdown with Keith Olbermann every day since before George Bush was president.
27 April, 2009
2446 views
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Rephrase - Lack of belief does not imply non-belief. Now THAT'S a logic fail. For the record, though, Hitler made a screwed-up version of Christianity the state religion.
27 April, 2009
2301 views
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Say That Again - When my Kimber 1911 puts a .45 ACP through your right eye.
27 April, 2009
3190 views | 1 favorite
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Ungreatfulness - You mean the same people who won both World Wars and are the men and women fighting the War on Terror on a large scale? Screw you.
27 April, 2009
2820 views
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You're Right - In uber-liberal countries like China and North Korea, there are no rights. Good thing America has an amazing human rights record.
27 April, 2009
2671 views
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Liberals - What exactly was it that you were saying for the last 8 years?
27 April, 2009
2998 views
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Emos - Because being normal and traditional is completely and totally unacceptable.
27 April, 2009
4198 views
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Finland - Because guns are for children, too
26 April, 2009
6595 views
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Don't Mess With God or Gunners - For I will pass through the land of Egypt this night, and will smite all the firstborn in the land of Egypt. Exodus 12:12
26 April, 2009
4429 views
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I'm Not So Sure - Because I checked, and this is Winter Haven, Florida. This doesn't exist.
19 April, 2009
3815 views
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Being Discreet - Because, in 1933, Adolf Hitler was elected with 17,277,000 votes, or about 43% of the electorate; it's not always obvious.
19 April, 2009
3424 views
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Austrian - It's not a language on this Earth. It also contains no wild kangaroos.
19 April, 2009
3331 views
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Spelling Errors - Who says I have to tolerate them? Not me!
19 April, 2009
4217 views
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Ungrateful Jackasses - The people who give this photo a thumbs-down.
19 April, 2009
4294 views
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Spelling - Because "Falure" is only a word if you're high. Good point, nonetheless.
19 April, 2009
3547 views
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Conservatives - Aren't represented by these two. I mean, just look at the one on the left! HE HAS AN ORANGE MOHAWK.
19 April, 2009
3939 views
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PETA - Why is it that I expected this sort of thing...?
18 April, 2009
3869 views | 1 favorite
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Sarcasm - The press secretary of the ruler of the Motherland loves it.
18 April, 2009
3711 views
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MiG-29 - They would get their asses owned by F-22s. ANY. DAMN. DAY.
18 April, 2009
3876 views | 1 favorite
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Facepalm - For God's sake, it's a Volvo. Really?
18 April, 2009
6736 views
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A Rock - You apparently live under one
18 April, 2009
4470 views | 1 favorite
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Epic Fail - His first name was "Johann" not Jean. Just sayin'.
18 April, 2009
2807 views
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