"Breaking the bank" - Collecting food stamps, welfare, and unemployment benefits
AND hitting the lottery.
Cha-ching!
2 February, 2010
1790 views
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Public School Education - The "War on Illiteracy," after 30 years and trillions
of dollars spent, hasn't alleviated spelling mistakes,
has it?
14 January, 2010
1072 views
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Batting averages - One "semi-decent post" out of 45 is what, 0.022?
Congrats, Forchman, you da man!
17 November, 2009
943 views
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Carlos K. Krinklebein - "Tell that top-hatted cat he should not be about.
He should not be here when your mother is out!"
16 November, 2009
1058 views
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Fickleson's Homeless Shelter - and Soup Kitchen.
What's that address again?
5 November, 2009
1345 views | 1 favorite
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Even with only one eye - she can still see you spelled it wrong.
5 November, 2009
4995 views | 1 favorite
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"Donations" - We're "very busy" here, but if you contribute we might just
move your post to the head of the waiting list... maybe.
Bwu-ha-ha-ha-ha!
4 November, 2009
898 views
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Apostrophes - Even Third World "spelling nazis" know the difference
between a simple plural and a possessive.
4 November, 2009
1811 views
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Obamabucks - Eh, it's only $2.3 billion.
There's plenty more where that came from.
2 November, 2009
980 views
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Attention Zombies! - You are coordially invited next door for dinner.
24 October, 2009
4203 views | 4 favorites
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Organic Chemistry - Yeah, this is pretty much how I remember it.
21 October, 2009
7788 views | 5 favorites
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Don't Mess with Texas - Until you learn the difference between the greater than (>)
and less than (<) symbols.
20 October, 2009
1882 views
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Shoplifters - You might want to check the security camera tapes because I
think that guy also walked off with a "b", an apostrophe,
an "e", and a period.
20 October, 2009
2615 views
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Beer cart wench - Another reason why I like to play golf.
20 October, 2009
5390 views
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Running boards - I'd like to meet the guy who invented them
and buy him a beer!
20 October, 2009
3968 views | 3 favorites
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The Blind - It's cute when you try to do sighted things, like proofreading.
(Learn what quotation marks are and what they mean before you embarrass yourself any further.)
20 October, 2009
1286 views
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Reactive armor - Does not protect you from level 30 clerics.
18 October, 2009
2840 views
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This meeting - of the Itty-Bitty Titty Committee is now called to order.
18 October, 2009
5576 views
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Balusters - In my universe they're installed vertically; ergo, you're
looking down the stairs.
Q.E.D.
18 October, 2009
2324 views
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"Toupees" - Seriously. Two Es? N O O N E is buying it!
15 October, 2009
1209 views
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Obamabucks - We can haz stimulus.
15 October, 2009
2476 views
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I have a dream - And it includes spelling Weding with two Ds.
15 October, 2009
2008 views
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After eating all of the - apostrophes at the buffet, Bill washes them down
with a couple beers.
9 October, 2009
1560 views
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Silent movies - This is like watching "Dumb & Dumberer" with the sound turned off. There isn't enough space to correct 'Dumberer's' mega fail post, but it's: "Hey, Dumbass, learn to use commas ... others."
8 October, 2009
1223 views
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