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WHAT - IN THE NAME OF... 9 July, 2009 4038 views \| 2 favorites	Night Of The Living Dead - The zombie movie of all zombie movies... not only did the black guy die last, he was the hero. I guess you forgot that one. 6 June, 2009 2575 views \| 1 favorite	Moment - M-o-m-e-n-t 5 June, 2009 3888 views	Hmm... - That would be State's rights, not state's rights, right? 5 June, 2009 1489 views	But... - Did he really need to with everyone else doing it for him? All he had to do was sit by and let the (not Fox) news stations say what he was better off not saying. 5 June, 2009 1650 views
Phronemophobia - Fear of thinking. 3 June, 2009 3809 views	Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible! 3 June, 2009 2765 views	Keep An Open Mind - Ideas can be life-changing. Sometimes all you need to open the door is just one more good idea. 3 June, 2009 2757 views \| 1 favorite	I'm Thinking Penguin Pancakes - Man’s power of choice enables him to think like an angel or a devil, a king or a slave. Whatever he chooses, mind will create and manifest. 3 June, 2009 2176 views \| 2 favorites	Necrophobia - Fear of death or dead things. 3 June, 2009 3028 views
Engine Ew Ity - Asians have it! 3 June, 2009 1876 views \| 1 favorite	Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible! 29 May, 2009 2696 views	Biguns - Look at the size of her nose... man, how's she ever gonna get a date with a nose like that. 29 May, 2009 7841 views \| 3 favorites	Wallpaper - Your choice in wallpaper always eluded me... until now. Well, not really. But, my, doesn't she have big ones. 29 May, 2009 8020 views \| 2 favorites	Hot Redhead - If you can find a hotter redhead, post her. 29 May, 2009 7740 views \| 8 favorites
Biguns - Look at the size of her nose... man, how's she ever gonna get a date with a nose like that. 29 May, 2009 7621 views \| 5 favorites	Mary Kate and Ashley - Where are they now? 29 May, 2009 2051 views	It's Not Fair - Johnny got a four-pack of college chicks for his birthday. What did you get? 29 May, 2009 9575 views \| 2 favorites	Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible! 29 May, 2009 3447 views \| 1 favorite	Forking - It leads to this! 29 May, 2009 3352 views
Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible! 28 May, 2009 2514 views	The Twins - For crying out loud I can't think of anything stupid to say... just look at her twins and move along. 28 May, 2009 8441 views \| 2 favorites	Thanks For The Warning - LOL, like that's gonna stop anyone from trying it! 28 May, 2009 3646 views	Ideas - There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. 28 May, 2009 2827 views	Mexican Proverb - It is not enough for a man to know how to ride; he must know how to fall. 28 May, 2009 4488 views \| 3 favorites
Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible! 28 May, 2009 2013 views \| 1 favorite	Jedi Mind Tricks - For convincing them you don't have a camera and they should go back to doing what they were doing. 28 May, 2009 8223 views \| 3 favorites	Genocide - Giving families a reason to teach their children how to use weapons since the time assholes were invented. 28 May, 2009 2558 views \| 1 favorite	Eye Balm - Soothes painful eyes. 27 May, 2009 7598 views \| 7 favorites	Vengence - Is mine! How do your eyes feel now... HAHAHAHA!!!! 27 May, 2009 4431 views
Oh Look! - There's another one of those amnesiacs in the back yard! 27 May, 2009 9471 views \| 15 favorites	Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible! 26 May, 2009 3844 views \| 1 favorite	Porn - Because porn is... uh... 26 May, 2009 8261 views \| 5 favorites	Porn - Because porn is cuter than "funny"! 26 May, 2009 8097 views \| 3 favorites	So... - What do you call it when black gang members use guns? I'm just curious here... ya gotta call it something... What would that be? 26 May, 2009 2288 views
Cats - Humiliate them whenever possible! 26 May, 2009 2760 views	Beggars Can't Be Choosers - I'm not sure if I could get THAT drunk. 26 May, 2009 6467 views \| 1 favorite	Your Wife - Is a fat bitch! 26 May, 2009 3309 views	Energizer Bunny - The little bastard was only good for one jump! 26 May, 2009 3758 views \| 1 favorite	Aging Gracefully - Who says a withering old fuck coated in tats doesn't look good? 26 May, 2009 3243 views
Super Pig - If drugs were legal we wouldn't have any Super Pigs! 26 May, 2009 2702 views	Shadow People - They rape you! 26 May, 2009 3905 views \| 1 favorite	Shadow People - They rape you! 26 May, 2009 3277 views	Smoking Reefer - Careful kids... you may end up like this! 24 May, 2009 4218 views	Note To Self - Read more books. 24 May, 2009 9630 views \| 5 favorites
Immorality - The morality of those who are having a better time. 24 May, 2009 9496 views \| 7 favorites	Priorities - She doesn't want you to forget them! 24 May, 2009 6964 views \| 3 favorites	Boobs - Just in case anyone has forgotten the priorities around here. 24 May, 2009 7962 views \| 4 favorites	Braiiiins! - Amusement park zombies must eat braiiins!!! 24 May, 2009 3536 views \| 1 favorite	Marihuana - The only way amoral wankers can get laid! 24 May, 2009 2401 views
Beware - The reefer brings Murder, Insanity, and Death! 24 May, 2009 2632 views \| 1 favorite	Angry Sandwich - Is there any point to being an angry sandwich? I think not! Don't be an angry sandwich. 24 May, 2009 3266 views	Once Again, ROFLMAO@U - Holy shit your wit is scathing... it cuts like knives... LOL! Do it again and I'll tell my mom! 24 May, 2009 4821 views	Porn Anyone? - Here... have a dose... lmao... even my hypocrisy is forgiven... Grace is more powerful than any words that spill from your pie hole. 23 May, 2009 9392 views \| 8 favorites	Place Your Orders - Limited time offer. Robotic Asian chicks. Does whatever you need her to do AND looks good in kitchen. Warning: Your previous mate is not recyclable. You must dispose of properly. 23 May, 2009 6539 views
Happiness - Success is getting what you want; happiness is wanting what you get. 23 May, 2009 3340 views	Salvation - Jesus died so that I may live, and live abundantly. So that I do not have to fear my sins, he has taken the worry of it from me. I am free! 23 May, 2009 2269 views	Rage - Your fury no doubt derives from the knowledge that you have chosen the losing side in the epic battle between good and evil. 23 May, 2009 2585 views	That Explains a lot - That IQ is barely above average... I pity her handicap. 23 May, 2009 2678 views	Whining - I will not be as those who spend the day in complaining of headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it. 23 May, 2009 2285 views
Irony - You know what someone says is dripping with sarcasm but you go ahead and pretend they're serious... you act like an idiot to prove you're a genius? 23 May, 2009 2442 views	Choices - She could be a goddess to many yet she chooses to be a slave to one. 22 May, 2009 4855 views \| 2 favorites	Intelligence - We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 22 May, 2009 3383 views	Faces In Places - You are now infected, you will start seeing faces in everyday places! 22 May, 2009 1663 views	Common Sense - We should not only use the brains we have, but all that we can borrow. 22 May, 2009 2985 views \| 1 favorite
LOL - You expect me to argue points that you make up and attribute to me? I don't fall for your ass-biting socialist tactics. 22 May, 2009 2071 views	Fuck You - Two words that succinctly express my attitude toward you. I know your games and they are beneath me. 22 May, 2009 2428 views	Typical Bullshit - There aren't only two choices and you know it. Here's another: Throw them all in fucking jail until they learn to stop behaving like animals. 22 May, 2009 3050 views	Of Sound Mind - A man who is "of sound mind" is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key 21 May, 2009 3698 views	Experience - Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. 21 May, 2009 4341 views
Humor - Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those who lack it. 21 May, 2009 3668 views	Rock Bottom - Yup, that blond bitch is scraping the bottom of the barrel all right! 20 May, 2009 4440 views	Intelligence - Before we work on artificial intelligence why don't we do something about natural stupidity? 19 May, 2009 3836 views	Carpe Diem - Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right. 19 May, 2009 3379 views	Imagination - Perhaps imagination is only intelligence having fun. 19 May, 2009 3083 views \| 1 favorite
Coprophobia - Fear of feces. 19 May, 2009 3158 views \| 1 favorite	Justification - This is why MotivatedPhotos.com will live long and prosper. Well, that and all us lifeless geeks milling about... 19 May, 2009 4077 views	Drunk Girls - The easier they get, the more they drink. 17 May, 2009 7079 views \| 4 favorites	Nuke it from orbit - It's the only way to be sure! 16 May, 2009 4808 views	Flame On! - Oh... oh shit... no, flame off... ow, it burns, fuck, ow, shit, ow, HELP... oh god... it hurts... 16 May, 2009 3152 views
Slinkies - Some people are like slinkies, not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. 15 May, 2009 2457 views	UR EYEZ R TEH L337 - WTFSTFUPWN3DURAN00BLMAOROTFKTHXBYE:P 15 May, 2009 3392 views	WTF? - No, seriously, WTF?!? 15 May, 2009 4514 views \| 1 favorite	Irony - When pussy begs you! 15 May, 2009 5344 views \| 3 favorites	Power of Choice - Man’s power of choice enables him to think like an angel or a devil, a king or a slave. Whatever he chooses, mind will create and manifest. 15 May, 2009 6780 views \| 4 favorites
Problem? - Do what you can, where you are, with what you've got. 15 May, 2009 8199 views \| 4 favorites	Kindness - Kindness is more than deeds. It is an attitude, an expression, a look, a touch. It is anything that lifts another person. 15 May, 2009 7629 views \| 4 favorites	Priorities - Sometimes we forget them... how that's possible is beyond me. 15 May, 2009 5426 views \| 2 favorites	Customer Service - It is not enough to give the customer excellent service. You must subtly make him aware of the great service he is getting. 13 May, 2009 2533 views	Ninjas Against Bush - The guy needs friends... even ninja's don't like him! 13 May, 2009 2932 views
Your Bitch - As your friend I feel compelled to be forthright and honest... your woman... she's a dog. Yes, yes, a dog, that's why she smells like that. 13 May, 2009 2757 views	Amnesia - Oh, that's cute... the camera noises accidentally woke her up from her nap. 13 May, 2009 7999 views \| 4 favorites	Amnesia - She bought your bullshit story and believes she's your long lost pet girl. 13 May, 2009 7577 views \| 1 favorite	Amnesia - She's lost and can't remember her name... 13 May, 2009 8370 views \| 2 favorites	Hammock Repair Service - She's doing it right! 13 May, 2009 7038 views \| 2 favorites
Chiropractor - Just stick to your story and keep working on ways to straighten her spine! 13 May, 2009 8436 views \| 5 favorites	Event Horizon - It's what they'd have if they sucked just a little bit more! 13 May, 2009 3134 views \| 2 favorites	They Don't Care - Say it isn't so!!! 13 May, 2009 2651 views	Stay Still - Why yes Tiffany, you look just like a lol cat. Let's get some photographs why don't we! 13 May, 2009 9860 views \| 5 favorites	Thank You Mister - $5 for photos... anything else cost you another $5 13 May, 2009 6662 views \| 2 favorites
Evil - It doesn't get any worse than that ugly mo-fo! Oh, hey, what's that logo doing there? 13 May, 2009 2895 views	Relief - Because it feels so much better than calling Com customer support! 13 May, 2009 5040 views \| 1 favorite	I'm Sorry - Here's a hot blond to make you happy! 12 May, 2009 9921 views \| 1 favorite	Lolic - LOL Cast Iz In Ur Torrentz 12 May, 2009 2693 views	Boobs - If the cable company hadn't pissed me off there would be boobs in this picture! Hate them for depriving you! 12 May, 2009 3280 views
HTML - Huge Tits Markup Language... it's about fucking time! 12 May, 2009 9110 views \| 1 favorite	It's Ok To Be Pissed - Just don't sit there like a sheep and take it. 12 May, 2009 2441 views \| 1 favorite	Blowtastic - Why are you paying as much for this shit as you do for electricity? WTF is that? (Vote against them, click demotivator!) 12 May, 2009 2279 views	You're Mad As Hell - And You Never Have To Take Their Shit!!! You're A CUSTOMER!!! 12 May, 2009 1971 views	Money - He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money. 10 May, 2009 7452 views \| 3 favorites
Talent - Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-dial in the shade? 10 May, 2009 8110 views \| 4 favorites	8 + 7 = 15 - Did I miss a subtle joke or has 2 + 2 been promoted to 5? 10 May, 2009 2409 views	Motivation - More powerful than the will to win is the courage to begin. Unless you don't feel like it. 10 May, 2009 4406 views \| 4 favorites	Sucktastic - When you pay way too much to be treated like an idiot, that's sucktastic! 10 May, 2009 1984 views	Paradigm Shift - Remember when you finally changed your mind about genetic engineering... well, that's it. 10 May, 2009 2242 views
Disappointment - That feeling you get when you realize your fantasy alien cabbage babes only like it strawberry. 10 May, 2009 3313 views	Equal Opportunity - Because retarded ninjas need access too! 10 May, 2009 2879 views \| 3 favorites	13 Billion Light Years Away - Either they're dead, uninterested, or they can't make it here... so for all intents and purposes, they don't exist. 10 May, 2009 2026 views	Soldiers - Protecting Iraq from Michael Jackson 9 May, 2009 8024 views \| 1 favorite	Laying A Trap - For You-Know-Who 9 May, 2009 4449 views \| 5 favorites
Life Wanted - I looked at this and went... wow, nice... oh look, she's in Barnes and Noble... I need a life. 9 May, 2009 6617 views	Memorable Days - There are no days in life so memorable as those which vibrated to some stroke of the imagination. 8 May, 2009 8335 views \| 3 favorites	Motivation - Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated. 7 May, 2009 4591 views \| 2 favorites	Penis Worshippers - Too busy worshiping penis to click motivator buttons! 7 May, 2009 3517 views \| 1 favorite	Penis - It's what you get when you don't vote! 7 May, 2009 3534 views
Motivator Button - You click it! 7 May, 2009 1719 views	Motivator - Motivator buttons... motivating soft core uploaders one click at a time. So use the f'n button once in a while bitch! 7 May, 2009 4944 views \| 1 favorite	The End - It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end. 7 May, 2009 4004 views	Destiny - One man scorned and covered with scars still strove with his last ounce of courage to reach the unreachable stars; and the world was better for this. 7 May, 2009 5110 views	Thoughts - The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts. 7 May, 2009 7244 views \| 6 favorites
Perfection - Fix your eyes on perfection and you make almost everything speed towards it. 7 May, 2009 7920 views \| 4 favorites	Boobs - All that we are is the result of what we have thought. 6 May, 2009 6500 views \| 3 favorites	Deer In The Headlights - Her headlights blind 6 May, 2009 5572 views	Like A Virgin - Re-touched for the very first time. 5 May, 2009 3290 views \| 1 favorite	Proctophobia - Fear of rectums. 5 May, 2009 2086 views
Symbolophobia - Fear of symbolism. (Who cares if they're cymbals?) 5 May, 2009 6942 views \| 3 favorites	Sugar and Spice - And Everything Nice 5 May, 2009 6992 views \| 3 favorites	Gymnophobia - Fear of nudity. 5 May, 2009 9228 views \| 8 favorites	Children Having Children - Try to look at the bright side, it's still better than seniors having seniors. 5 May, 2009 4081 views	Automatonophobia - Fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues - anything that falsely represents a sentient being. 5 May, 2009 2358 views \| 1 favorite
Aulophobia - Fear of flutes. Eh? WTF? 5 May, 2009 2727 views	Climacophobia - Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling down stairs. 5 May, 2009 7325 views \| 1 favorite	Some Companies - Fuck you. A-hem... pardon my French. 5 May, 2009 2919 views \| 3 favorites	Restart Your Modem - Why does this shit cost as much as electricity? 5 May, 2009 2337 views	Love - Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. 4 May, 2009 4029 views
Inner Peace - Find peace with yourself by accepting not only what you are, but what you are never going to be. 4 May, 2009 2655 views \| 1 favorite	Positive Thinking - How you think about a problem is more important than the problem itself - so always think positively. 4 May, 2009 3401 views	Failure - Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day. 4 May, 2009 2747 views	Succeed - The saddest failures in life are those that come from not putting forth the power and will to succeed. 4 May, 2009 4157 views \| 1 favorite	Divide By Zero - ...and then Pablo turned on his shiny new calculator and began pressing buttons... 4 May, 2009 4904 views \| 3 favorites
Seeing - The question is not what you look at, but what you see. 4 May, 2009 8182 views \| 4 favorites	Subsidies - When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both. 4 May, 2009 3831 views	Success - Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. 4 May, 2009 3207 views \| 1 favorite	Infinity - Are we there yet? 4 May, 2009 2207 views	Bibliophobia - Fear of books. 3 May, 2009 6936 views \| 1 favorite
Symbolophobia - Fear of symbolism. 3 May, 2009 3330 views	Vestiphobia - Fear of clothing. 3 May, 2009 8085 views \| 4 favorites	Hypnophobia - Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized. 3 May, 2009 4425 views	Vaccinophobia - Fear of vaccination. 3 May, 2009 2783 views	Caligynephobia - Fear of beautiful women. 3 May, 2009 8317 views \| 4 favorites
Zemmiphobia - Fear of the great mole rat. 3 May, 2009 4156 views \| 1 favorite	Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth. 3 May, 2009 6681 views	Or In This Case... - start like this. 3 May, 2009 2667 views	Smells Like Hell - So go take a whiff of this babe's breath so you know what you're in for. 3 May, 2009 4521 views \| 1 favorite	Ancient Chinese Proverb - War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left 2 May, 2009 2215 views
Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night 2 May, 2009 2421 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man who fart in church sit in own pew 2 May, 2009 2191 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth 2 May, 2009 3230 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man who drive like hell, bound to get there 2 May, 2009 2419 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house 2 May, 2009 3637 views
Ancient Chinese Proverb - Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ 2 May, 2009 2185 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day 2 May, 2009 2298 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok 2 May, 2009 2961 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man who stand on toilet is high on pot 2 May, 2009 2510 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man who eat many prunes get good run for money 2 May, 2009 2758 views
Ancient Chinese Proverb - Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk 2 May, 2009 2894 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone 2 May, 2009 2185 views	Ancient Chinese Proverb - Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails 2 May, 2009 3316 views \| 1 favorite	Empathy - Ok... I'm over here trying to empathize and tune in to your fucked up, er, different point of view... am I wearing the foil cap right? 2 May, 2009 3312 views	Damned Baby Boomers - They're ruining everything... maybe Mao or Stalin can provide a solution! 2 May, 2009 2999 views
Congratulations - I'm sure the Sheriff's office will appreciate your bullshit. 2 May, 2009 2033 views	The Root of All Evil - Yes, that's right, Grandpa and Grandma! 2 May, 2009 3610 views	It's Crazy In Here - A crazy place! 2 May, 2009 1567 views	Washington County Detention - ROFLMAO... More like your momma's basement cause you smell too much to be let loose upstairs. 2 May, 2009 1934 views	Ass-Hat - One whose head is so far up their rear end it could pass for a hat; used to describe a person who is stubborn, cruel, or otherwise unpleasant to be around. 2 May, 2009 2277 views
Some Guy - We owe him awe! 2 May, 2009 2698 views	Alzheimers - Grandma, you probably should have laid off the pipe back in the sixties! 2 May, 2009 2397 views	Baby Boomers - Stripped down they're all just rich white republicans who ruin everything. 2 May, 2009 3117 views	Overdose Rates - Hey pill-head, care to warp your statistics with some overdose rate statistics so we can see the truth... oh wait... truth... yea... never mind. 2 May, 2009 2444 views	Yes is No - Uh, well, I resorted to ad hominem attack when I realized that you are completely and utterly insane... it just made it more fun for me. Event Horizon Reached! 2 May, 2009 1865 views
Yea... - Straight to the Ad Hom... yea... ok. So MotivatedPhotos.com isn't a wasteland of bullshit from the crap we've posted all day, and NOW I'm going STRAIGHT for the ad hom... yea... 2 May, 2009 1778 views	Know Yourself - Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. 2 May, 2009 2359 views	Funny... - Yea, its funny. You claiming to win an argument is like you claiming you had sex when you masturbate. It's simply a delusion. Lay off the crack pipe and get a job. 2 May, 2009 1977 views	Hypocrite - You're a hypocrite of the worst kind. You're exploiting this man's dilemma to further your own agenda, which is simply to be as irrational as you possibly can be with no point whatsoever. 2 May, 2009 2096 views	Aliens - Responsible for brain washed socialist hate mongers since 1848. 2 May, 2009 3091 views
Newsflash - So, all kinds of scientists are forgotten. If this guy is so important, why aren't YOU fixing the problem? What about all the women scientists who were discriminated against? 2 May, 2009 1718 views	Newsflash - The United States of America has elected an African American as president. These 40, 50, 60... 100... year old pictures don't mean shit. You're a hate monger. 2 May, 2009 1677 views	What Can You Say? - How about nothing. If you don't want to drown in lies you should sit up... all that vomit will just slide right back in otherwise. 2 May, 2009 1768 views	You're Not Right In The Head - "Some Guy", you are perhaps the most warped fuck I have had the displeasure of dealing with in a long time. Any lie is good for you just so long as you subvert the enemy's message right? 2 May, 2009 2231 views	Exposed - So, you aren't a socialist but this photo has light on labeled socialism and light off labeled capitalism. Uh huh... 2 May, 2009 2257 views
So... - You forgot his name? 2 May, 2009 1698 views	Cheeseburger - The symbol of capitalist excess! Ooh... that made me hungry. I CAN haz cheezburger! 2 May, 2009 3031 views	Brilliance - Dude, you're arguing with yourself. You keep responding to the voices in your head not me. So is this guy someone you throw darts at pictures of in your socialist club meetings? 2 May, 2009 1856 views	Epic Fail - Just because something is a little left of hard right does not mean it's socialist. That's like saying using currency is capitalist. 2 May, 2009 2328 views	Leave Your Mother Out of This - Is that your mom? I don't recognize the person... since you're a socialist I imagine he's a capitalist. But you're saying he's responsible for murdering millions? 2 May, 2009 1749 views
Paranoid - Yea... I cut off your replies and I whacked off Hitler's head just to censor you. 2 May, 2009 1880 views	I'm Outa Here - I can't sit around and argue with ninnies all day... I have to go spend the money I FUCKING EARNED on luxuries like FOOD. 2 May, 2009 3863 views \| 1 favorite	Guilty Conscience - Then I guess you are a... hmmm, I see, there's some PC word for socialist isn't there. Kinda like calling retarded people "special". Are you special? 2 May, 2009 2445 views	History Lessons - Apparently you failed them. Hitler was not an atheist, he was an occultist and everything he and the SS did centered around those beliefs. 2 May, 2009 2520 views	Hegelian Dialectic - A tool used on the brainwashed because you can't see that both sides (R/D) ultimately have the same goal, they just push or pull you into the position they all want you in. 2 May, 2009 2082 views
The Argument That Makes No Sense - Yea... With an argument like that I guess you are a socialist... even though I don't recall anyone calling you one. I guess you have a guilty conscience. 2 May, 2009 4371 views	Socialist Heroes - George Carlin 1937 – 2008 2 May, 2009 2985 views	Right... - Like you don't take everything out of context, put words in peoples mouths, misrepresent facts every chance you get... oh, but that's ok, because it's YOU. Sorry, my mistake. 2 May, 2009 2208 views	Socialist Heroes - For the masses, and for the murder of the masses. 2 May, 2009 3326 views	Socialist Heroes - For the masses, and for the murder of the masses. 2 May, 2009 2574 views
Socialist Heroes - For the masses, and for the murder of the masses. 2 May, 2009 2420 views	Fail - I guess that's why you talk so much... keep yappin', keep concealing the truth. 2 May, 2009 2167 views	A Sad, Strange Little Man - You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. 2 May, 2009 3229 views	Self-Inflicted Wounds - Posting stuff like this hurts no one but yourself, angry little man. 2 May, 2009 2188 views	Finding Fault - Don't find fault. Find a remedy. 2 May, 2009 2845 views
Seek and Ye Shall Find - Keep seeking then grasshopper... keep seeking. 2 May, 2009 1933 views	Intelligence - Intelligence is a butterfly, which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. 2 May, 2009 2617 views	Life - What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? - George Eliot 2 May, 2009 4510 views	White Trash - It washes up on beaches too. 2 May, 2009 8699 views \| 1 favorite	Choices - Digging up photographs from other countries to make up shit to argue about is a bad one. 2 May, 2009 6080 views
Smarter Than Thou Tumor - ROFLMFAO... 2 May, 2009 2823 views \| 1 favorite	Come Out of the Closet - Guys, really... just move to San Francisco and nobody will care if you have sex with each other. 2 May, 2009 3406 views	The Big Lie - If you believe "Republicans" are white supremacists, you have been brainwashed. Now that your brain is clean, use it to think for yourself. 2 May, 2009 3053 views \| 1 favorite	Commitment To Excellence - The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their commitment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor. 2 May, 2009 3774 views \| 1 favorite	Imagination - Some men have thousands of reasons why they cannot do what they want to, when all they need is one reason why they can. 2 May, 2009 4011 views \| 1 favorite
Vision - Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision. 2 May, 2009 4386 views	Expression - Who you are speaks so loudly I can't hear what you're saying. - Ralph Waldo Emerson 2 May, 2009 3179 views \| 1 favorite	Optimism - A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties. 2 May, 2009 4083 views	Problem Solving - He who asks a question may be a fool for five minutes, but he who never asks a question remains a fool forever. 2 May, 2009 3815 views \| 1 favorite	Creativity - To think creatively, we must be able to look afresh at what we normally take for granted. 2 May, 2009 3566 views \| 1 favorite
Vision - Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps, down new roads, armed with nothing but their own vision. 2 May, 2009 3795 views \| 1 favorite	Accomplishment - God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind I will never die! 2 May, 2009 6199 views \| 1 favorite	Courage - Courage is the greatest of all the virtues. Because if you haven't courage, you may not have an opportunity to use any of the others. 2 May, 2009 3671 views \| 3 favorites	Obstacles - Patience and perseverance have a magical effect before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish. 2 May, 2009 3897 views	Perseverance - You've got to say, I think that if I keep working at this and want it badly enough I can have it. It's called perseverance. 2 May, 2009 3190 views \| 1 favorite
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination 2 May, 2009 2687 views	Smile - Start off every day with a smile and get it over with. - W. C. Fields 2 May, 2009 3499 views \| 1 favorite	Persistence - Failure is the path of least persistence. 2 May, 2009 4116 views	Perseverance - The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will, and the other from a strong won't. - Henry Ward Beecher 2 May, 2009 4954 views	Invention - Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech 2 May, 2009 2553 views
Life - Life - What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other? - George Eliot 2 May, 2009 2809 views	Imagination - You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus. - Mark Twain 2 May, 2009 4304 views \| 2 favorites	Life is Hard - If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. Louis D. Brandeis 1 May, 2009 4317 views \| 1 favorite	Hot Rod - Yer doin it wrong! 1 May, 2009 3692 views	Starting Early - To compete in the 21st Century mother-in-law training must start as early as possible! 1 May, 2009 3841 views \| 1 favorite
You First - Kill Yourself 1 May, 2009 3336 views	Remote - We still miss this one 1 May, 2009 4358 views \| 1 favorite	Cult of Brittany - Because she can sh*t bricks! 1 May, 2009 2938 views	Reincarnation - He's doing it right! 1 May, 2009 4027 views \| 2 favorites	Left-Wing Booty - Politics? What politics? 1 May, 2009 4075 views
Priceless - Bad dye job $75, Bad tan $50, picture of your bimbo asses lookin' stupid plastered all over the Internet... priceless! 1 May, 2009 7833 views	Epic Fail - F-ck your rebates and the horse they rode in on! 29 April, 2009 4352 views \| 1 favorite