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UNCOMFORTABLE - He isn't but I bet you are 20 November, 2009 401 views	CHRISTMAS - It all went wrong when santa found the internet to empty his sack 20 November, 2009 160 views	COME TO CUMBERNAULD - If you want shot or stabbed! 17 November, 2009 385 views	TRAINING - You're doing it wrong! 11 November, 2009 535 views	CONFUSING - You are, I thought someone/something standing up would be the problem here? And by that I mean a cock! 5 November, 2009 292 views
NOT REALLY - It's only rape if she's awake, if not then it's all just a bad dream! 3 November, 2009 731 views	CORRECTION - He did away with the ladies 12 October, 2009 1020 views	STATISTICS - 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy 26 August, 2009 1634 views \| 1 favorite	ITITS - Hope they don't do a nano version 24 August, 2009 2436 views \| 1 favorite	THE POLICE - We promise this won't be another rodney king, scouts honour 24 August, 2009 1827 views
OSAMAS HOLIDAY PLANS - Have fun on the trains! 24 August, 2009 1298 views	CASTER SEMENYA - Anagram of "yes, a secret man" 24 August, 2009 3474 views	FORMULAIC JOKE - U235(92)+n -> Ba142(56) + KR91(36) +3n +3.2^-11J you might not get it but Hiroshima 1945 did 24 August, 2009 1135 views	IT'S SPELLED MEDIEVAL - she's not halfway evil champ 19 August, 2009 3448 views \| 1 favorite	WWE ON ICE - more dangerous than in a ring 18 August, 2009 1479 views
DYSLEXIA - man walks into a bra... 18 August, 2009 1153 views \| 1 favorite	MYSPACE/FACEBOOK - who needs real friends? 18 August, 2009 1103 views	DEJA VOUS - the experience of thinking that a new situation had occurred before 18 August, 2009 1316 views	2 GIRLS 1 CUPCAKE - officially the worst idea for a birthday cake ever 18 August, 2009 2574 views	CALENDAR GIRLS - why wasn't she in the film? 18 August, 2009 3288 views \| 2 favorites
SEXINESS - you're doing it wrong 18 August, 2009 2446 views \| 1 favorite	BRITISH ZOOS - underfunded and not fooling anyone 18 August, 2009 1206 views \| 1 favorite	SORRY - Got a life, but thanks for the address anyway 17 August, 2009 1532 views \| 1 favorite	WARM - I hope she still is 16 August, 2009 2111 views	RESPECT - Because the cremation is for the funeral! 16 August, 2009 1271 views
BOLLOCKS - Shouldn't upload photos when I'm drunk and on my moral high horse! 16 August, 2009 1265 views	STAR WARS GEEKS - bet you find this arousing 13 August, 2009 2319 views	MUSICALS - Calista Flockhart never got that part in chicago 13 August, 2009 1111 views	It's spelt voluntary - If she can pull a dead body out a building then I will happily sign up, if not then you are making a pathetic mockery of the brave men and women who risk their lives and you make me sick. 11 August, 2009 2251 views	KIDS - Be a bit more discerning when it comes to paedos! 11 August, 2009 1774 views
CORRECTIONS - Take that photo twat! 11 August, 2009 1838 views	HITLER - As he might look now? 11 August, 2009 5036 views	WTF? - NO, SERIOUSLY, WTF? 10 August, 2009 4597 views	PRISON LINGO - Not always as clear as you'd think! 10 August, 2009 1435 views	DREAMS - this one was easier to achieve than MLK's 10 August, 2009 1145 views
PLAYING HOUSE - phil spectors house? 10 August, 2009 1363 views \| 1 favorite	SMURFETTE - bet she regrets these photos now 10 August, 2009 2110 views	TALENT - he may have heart problems and diabetes, but can you do that? 10 August, 2009 1780 views	PETA - I don't know what you stand for but I agree 6 August, 2009 4500 views \| 4 favorites	MONSTERS UNDER THE BED - my mother is a bloody liar 6 August, 2009 2149 views
LAZINESS - santa get off you ass and take the dog out properly 6 August, 2009 1357 views	ENVY - just because you're not, leave the pretty ones alone 6 August, 2009 2735 views \| 1 favorite	SCARY DOLLS - if I think one moved I'm burning them both 6 August, 2009 2366 views	CHRISTMAS LETTERS - parents! double check what doll he asked for before sending to santa 6 August, 2009 1864 views \| 1 favorite	LACK OF DIGNITY - even for a drag queen, this is low 6 August, 2009 1731 views
DECISION; - I think I'll have a lie in instead 6 August, 2009 3063 views	MICHAEL JACKSON - you didn't really think he would go to heaven, did you? 5 August, 2009 2354 views	TEXAS - who says time changes a place? 5 August, 2009 1990 views	NHS - maybe I should call BUPA 5 August, 2009 1413 views	FOX HUNTING - now I've got my eye in, where are those red guys on horses? 5 August, 2009 2144 views \| 1 favorite
BUDGET PORN - this is what happens when you spend all the money on sets 5 August, 2009 4682 views	REINCARNATION - JACKO'S BACK! 26 July, 2009 3732 views	WONDERING? - I wasn't, anyone else? 26 July, 2009 2353 views	PSYCHO - Terrifying that you know that! 26 July, 2009 4030 views	IDEAS - Not just for the small minded! 26 July, 2009 2913 views \| 1 favorite
CONFORMITY - I hate to do this but the man has a point! 26 July, 2009 1636 views	THE POPE - are you sure that's not yoda? 25 July, 2009 2400 views	YES - Maybe something funny or witty, kinda like the site is meant to work 25 July, 2009 14679 views \| 1 favorite	EPIC FAIL - nar·cis·sism (närs-szm) also nar·cism (-szm) n. 1. Excessive love or admiration of oneself. See Synonyms at conceit. 2. A psychological condition characterized by self-preoccupation, lack of empathy, and unconscious deficits in self-esteem. 3. Erotic pleasure derived from contemplation or admiration of one's own body or self, especially as a fixation on or a regression to an infantile stage of development. 4. The attribute of the human psyche charactized by 25 July, 2009 3856 views	ROFLCOPTER - What the fuck is a roflcopter? 25 July, 2009 2732 views \| 1 favorite
CUNT PUNT - It's a team sport 25 July, 2009 9041 views	THE CREDIT CRUNCH - Even hits the junkies! 25 July, 2009 2094 views	CRAZY CAT LADY - Did you kill her cat? 25 July, 2009 2373 views	EPIC FAIL - HER HAIR IS BROWN! 25 July, 2009 5062 views	NO SPITTING - Try telling that to my girlfriend! 25 July, 2009 2004 views \| 1 favorite
FISHING - I once caught a girl this big! 25 July, 2009 3416 views	LICKABLE - Yeah, if you want to go to jail for 20 years! 25 July, 2009 6032 views \| 1 favorite	WHITE WIZARD APPROACHES - Shit, turn out the lights and pretend we're not in! 25 July, 2009 2618 views \| 1 favorite	POLITICS - Doesn't matter what he says, we will follow the tache! 25 July, 2009 1535 views	ANOREXIA - Maybe it is for everyone? 25 July, 2009 2260 views
SAVIOUR - Who says dogs are a mans best friend? 25 July, 2009 1906 views \| 2 favorites	WAR VETERANS - You find them everywhere 25 July, 2009 2746 views \| 1 favorite	LOTHARIOS - Love a nice warm pussy in bed! 24 July, 2009 2518 views	SANTA - Christ, this is depressing! 24 July, 2009 2819 views \| 1 favorite	PARENTING - You're doing it wrong! 24 July, 2009 3272 views
BEER - God damn, I love beer! 24 July, 2009 2104 views \| 1 favorite	GEORGE W.BUSH - We're gonna get those terrorists, now watch this drive 24 July, 2009 1982 views \| 1 favorite	ANOREXIA - It's not for everyone! 24 July, 2009 3718 views	CIDER - 2000 country bumpkins can't be wrong! 24 July, 2009 1351 views	BEER - Now I'm happy 24 July, 2009 1900 views
PROPHETS - Not just for the bible 24 July, 2009 1743 views \| 2 favorites	THE GERMAN ARMY - aryan and proud 24 July, 2009 5660 views \| 1 favorite	TERRORISTS - The Taliban in front is a Toyota 24 July, 2009 2947 views	TALIBAN CALENDAR - This is Mr November 24 July, 2009 2275 views	SIAMESE BOB DYLANS - At least one of them will die when they're separated! 24 July, 2009 1053 views
BOB DYLAN - A picture is worth a thousand words 24 July, 2009 1740 views	KURT COBAIN - Did he shoot himself or get a sex change? 24 July, 2009 2491 views	COMMON SENSE - It says "HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 22 July, 2009 2319 views	THE BATCHAIR - Not as successful as his other inventions 19 July, 2009 4140 views \| 1 favorite	BLAME CANADA - If all else fails, it's an easy option 19 July, 2009 1918 views
MICHAEL JACKSON 2020 - The comeback tour! 19 July, 2009 2341 views \| 1 favorite	POOR WINNIE - He just couldn't bear it anymore 19 July, 2009 2606 views	SIGNS - Some are just downright stupid! 19 July, 2009 2318 views \| 1 favorite	BE ALERT - Lerts have more fun! 19 July, 2009 1114 views	CRISIS? - Just ask yourself "what would fonzie do?" 19 July, 2009 1345 views
NINTENDO WII - Play coffin dodger now! 19 July, 2009 2391 views	ADVICE - Sometimes not so good 19 July, 2009 1207 views	HOVERCRAFTS - Difficult to operate 19 July, 2009 2047 views	BEER - It can make everything alright 15 July, 2009 1966 views \| 1 favorite	KAMIKAZE - You're doing it wrong! 15 July, 2009 2768 views \| 1 favorite
BEING STUPID - Makes you feel a right tit sometimes 15 July, 2009 11488 views \| 6 favorites	BIRD MAFIA - Don't touch their nuts! 15 July, 2009 3475 views	FUKITOL - It's the way forward 15 July, 2009 1969 views \| 1 favorite	GOOD QUESTIONS - Sometimes gotta be asked! 15 July, 2009 3175 views \| 1 favorite	FUNNY PEOPLE - Really?, somehow I doubt it 15 July, 2009 1949 views
"CELEBRITY" MARRIAGE - You're doing it wrong! 1 July, 2009 2951 views	CRACK - Makes your poontang itch, or is it just crabs? 1 July, 2009 6524 views	SEDUCTION - You're doing it wrong! 1 July, 2009 5422 views	WINEHOUSE - Be vewwy, vewwy quiet, I'm hunting crack! 1 July, 2009 3433 views	WINEHOUSE - Is the paper an advert? 1 July, 2009 2480 views
WINEHOUSE - Sort yourself out! 1 July, 2009 3596 views	SWINE FLU - Makes you crazy!!!! 1 July, 2009 2335 views	MANAGEMENT - No sense of humour 1 July, 2009 3243 views	MICHAEL JACKSON - Even in death, he wants kids to look at him all stiff 28 June, 2009 3170 views	MICHAEL JACKSON - RUN KIDS!, HE'S NOT DEAD! 28 June, 2009 3493 views
SILLY EMO - You'll ruin your hair doing that 27 June, 2009 4479 views	CHEER UP EMO - You won't be grounded forever 27 June, 2009 2477 views	SILLY EMO - Try telling someone who cares 27 June, 2009 3041 views \| 1 favorite	CHEER UP EMO - Your poems not that bad, pretty crap but not terrible 27 June, 2009 2757 views	SILLY EMO - It's down the road, not across the street 27 June, 2009 4001 views
GEOLOGY ROCKS! - No, no it doesn't, sorry 27 June, 2009 1335 views	GEOLOGISTS - Who says they're boring and not funny? 27 June, 2009 3007 views	VANDALISM - Can be funny! 27 June, 2009 2918 views	ADVICE - Sometimes it's actually good 27 June, 2009 1696 views	ALCHOHOLIC COW - Don't trust him to watch your drink! 27 June, 2009 1553 views
LIFESAVER - Can a Saint Bernard do this? 27 June, 2009 4106 views \| 3 favorites	PURE EVIL - Who else could get away with choking elmo? 27 June, 2009 3435 views	SMOKING - So that's why he's out of breath all the time 27 June, 2009 3344 views \| 2 favorites	TOILETS - A man's best friend 17 June, 2009 1812 views	REVENGE - Now who's going to the vet to get neutered? 17 June, 2009 2975 views \| 2 favorites
TOILETS - Mans natural enemy 17 June, 2009 2766 views	ELVIS COW - AWESOME! 17 June, 2009 1797 views \| 1 favorite	NAZI DOG - Just when you think the nazis are gone, he turns up 17 June, 2009 4498 views \| 2 favorites	UP THE ARSE - Looks painful 17 June, 2009 3312 views	NAZI GOLD - Financing Switzerland since 1945 16 June, 2009 4985 views
SCHWARZENEGGER - Hitler would be so proud 16 June, 2009 4379 views	JUST NOT YOUR DAY - Finally a day off to watch the football and then Cantona fly kicks your jaw 15 June, 2009 3559 views	DO YOU HAVE SWINE FLU? - No, no you don't, panic over 15 June, 2009 1989 views	FIGHT SEXISM - Shut up and get back in the kitchen 15 June, 2009 3416 views	STEROIDS - Also available for pets to make the world's most buff dog 15 June, 2009 3547 views
TAKER AND KANE - Yup, you're pretty much fucked 15 June, 2009 1726 views	MISTAKE - Don't mess with the guy holding a rocket launcher 15 June, 2009 4148 views	BLACKS - Why are they so afraid of ghosts and fire? 15 June, 2009 3260 views	WOMEN - Know your limits 15 June, 2009 3278 views	WOMEN - Know your limits 15 June, 2009 6781 views \| 1 favorite
PIRATE DOG - Yar matey, I'm feelin ruff 15 June, 2009 2160 views	SCOOTERS - Just like fat chicks, great ride but you don't want your mates to see you on one 15 June, 2009 1867 views	AMATEUR DOCTORS - Now cough please 15 June, 2009 2175 views	HEART TORNADOES - Looks pretty but will still rip your head off 14 June, 2009 3771 views \| 1 favorite	SURPRISE CAR BUTTSEX - Dangerous but fun 14 June, 2009 3312 views \| 1 favorite
DRIVING FAIL - You're doing it wrong! 14 June, 2009 3680 views \| 1 favorite	WASTED LIFE - 40 Years on this planet and this is the best you can do? 14 June, 2009 1952 views	AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION - Even kirk does it 13 June, 2009 3273 views \| 1 favorite	COME HERE SEXY - Let's get it on 13 June, 2009 2437 views	FALLEN ASLEEP - She shouldn't have 13 June, 2009 2139 views
PROTECTION - Always use it 13 June, 2009 2848 views	EVIL - Did you kill my flying monkeys? 13 June, 2009 2905 views	CRAP TRANSFORMERS - Even I fancy my chances against these two 13 June, 2009 2318 views	EVIL CHEESEBURGER - Causing heart attacks since 1952 13 June, 2009 2285 views	TERMINATORS - Even terminators like sno kones! 13 June, 2009 2560 views
WARNING - If you step out of line then a fat drunk guy will stunner you! 13 June, 2009 2924 views	HULKAMANIA - Sponsored by deaf aid 13 June, 2009 2624 views	HBK - Who you callin "brokeback"? 13 June, 2009 2170 views	RAGE - Did you eat my sandwich? 13 June, 2009 2658 views	MICKEY IN DISGUISE - Now to bag me some hot princess action, oh yeah! 13 June, 2009 1568 views
MICKEY MOUSE - Just loves selling drugs to kids 13 June, 2009 1884 views	KISS - Kidnapping scared black guys since 1972 13 June, 2009 2478 views	HIPPIES - Soap must be avoided at all costs 13 June, 2009 2455 views	STEROIDS - My penis has shrunk but my rage has grown, say anything and I'll crush you 13 June, 2009 5791 views	AMERICA - Where even the statues are overweight 13 June, 2009 2964 views \| 1 favorite
SUICIDE - There must be an easier way? 13 June, 2009 4363 views	WIGS - The lighter side of cancer 13 June, 2009 2329 views	DARTH BATMAN - AWESOME! 13 June, 2009 14768 views	RANDY TURKEY - Clinton told me this would happen 13 June, 2009 1962 views	EVIL FISH - What are you looking at? 13 June, 2009 3546 views
FERGIE - Easily scared 13 June, 2009 4932 views	TENNIS - You're doing it wrong! 13 June, 2009 2662 views	EATING BURGERS - You're doing it wrong! 13 June, 2009 2631 views	PAYBACK - Not so funny now, is it colonel? 13 June, 2009 2390 views	CRACK - Why did they give it to Rolf Harris? 13 June, 2009 2044 views
ALIENS - THEY'VE GOT SPONGEBOB! 12 June, 2009 2119 views	PLASTIC SURGERY - Not for everyone 12 June, 2009 3560 views	It's an oboe - Yeah right 11 June, 2009 1631 views	Who is samaras? - Any ideas? 11 June, 2009 1726 views	BIG JOCK - Who else knew? 11 June, 2009 1614 views
STRACHAN - You're doing it wrong! 11 June, 2009 1337 views