Proper Motivation - "If you want exercise, go out and get sex.
That's better than going to the gym and more fun."-Sophie Howard
6 March, 2010
1589 views | 1 favorite
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Dirty Woman - Wanna watch her get clean?
25 December, 2009
5031 views | 5 favorites
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The Look - "There are so many things I want to do to you. Where to begin?"
that's what this look says
25 December, 2009
6289 views | 2 favorites
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Not Possible - Too much sex with a woman like this can never be a bad thing.
25 December, 2009
6334 views
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Attention - She's talking, but you're not listening.
You're plotting how to get this dress off her.
Don't lie.
20 December, 2009
5655 views | 6 favorites
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Field Goals - This is why you rarely see anyone rush the kicker.
They charge, but never too close.
11 December, 2009
1794 views
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That's Simple - It doesn't say no parking does it?
11 December, 2009
1600 views
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Miracles - Men suddenly take flight without wings,
The Saints are undefeated 11-0...
you might have a chance at getting laid this year!
10 December, 2009
1591 views
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Disillusioned - Just cuz Tiger Woods makes it look easy
doesn't mean you can pull it off.
Not with this guy!
10 December, 2009
3063 views | 1 favorite
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Exorcisms - Ever wondered if your pet needed one?
10 December, 2009
2228 views
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Discovery - Finding out why the back of this pool table has so many notches carved into it
10 December, 2009
6097 views | 4 favorites
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GoDaddy.com - Side project of those male enhancement companies to stimulate their own business
10 December, 2009
3208 views | 1 favorite
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Really? - I would have thought blondes.
But feel free to prove me wrong.
10 December, 2009
3373 views | 1 favorite
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I Agree - It's perfect on her
It was also empty on the floor later that night ;)
10 December, 2009
6992 views | 1 favorite
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Cat Nap - You know this little guy is out of it
when he uses his food as a bed.
9 December, 2009
1905 views
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Attitude - "That's right, I'm humping your prize buck,
but who's closer to the gun?
That's what I thought."
9 December, 2009
2146 views | 1 favorite
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Not Quite - There's explosions and things getting smashed to pieces too.
But your point isn't exactly wrong either.
9 December, 2009
4337 views
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I Have Questions - Are you more hands on teachers?
Is there going to be a test afterward?
How do you grade our tests?
9 December, 2009
2667 views
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Alcohol - If you drink enough of it...
YOU will be the one sleeping with me.
9 December, 2009
3905 views
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Inner Animal - You can see it in Denise Milani's eyes.
She hungers... and you are her prey.
8 December, 2009
8675 views | 12 favorites
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Think About It!! - They made a CD recording of a ventriloquist act!
And you bought it!!!
NEEEEEEEOW!
7 December, 2009
1906 views | 1 favorite
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Having A Problem? - Look on the bright side...
you have a helmet
7 December, 2009
2265 views | 3 favorites
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Humor at Work - Think about it...
Someone gets paid to do this stuff.
7 December, 2009
1441 views | 1 favorite
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Crossroads - I vote a third option.
I'm driving straight and agnostic.
7 December, 2009
1322 views
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Cross-Breeding - How do you breed a Tiger and a Rabbit?
And how can I get a Tiger/Wolf mix?
7 December, 2009
1836 views | 1 favorite
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Jesus Cat - Not only can he walk on water...
he dances on it!
7 December, 2009
3111 views | 2 favorites
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Karma - "This is what it's like on a leash.
Not fun when you start tugging is it?"
7 December, 2009
2203 views
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Mixed Signals - Showing off these epic boobs while
sporting a crucifix.
There are two ways for this to go...
7 December, 2009
6121 views | 2 favorites
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Psalm 666 - Remember, my child, God hates all of us equally.
But Satan wants each and every one of our souls.
7 December, 2009
1410 views | 1 favorite
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Sexy Workout - epic body, underboob, all sweaty, that look...
I don't think this workout's done yet
and she needs a partner for the next exercise
3 December, 2009
7442 views | 4 favorites
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Oh, No. I Can't Take It... - The Love Guru was voted the worst movie of 2008
WHY do these people keep watching it!!!
3 December, 2009
1284 views
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OMG! - Don't move...
His vision is based on movement.
3 December, 2009
4155 views | 4 favorites
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Laugh It Up - Why not send those better teams to put BSU in
it's place? But what if BSU beats them too?
Oh, we can't have that now.
3 December, 2009
751 views
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ZOOL!!! - Who ya gonna call?
Ghostbusters!!!
3 December, 2009
1219 views
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My Hiding Place - The Zombies will never find me here.
But I was here first... get your own spot.
2 December, 2009
2013 views | 2 favorites
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It Was Him! - It was Mike Tyson!
Run for your lives!!!
2 December, 2009
1866 views | 3 favorites
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Oh, You Saw That - I know what you're thinking
and it wasn't my idea...
it was the dog
1 December, 2009
2576 views | 1 favorite
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Stupid Faces - You'd look like this too if you just ate what he did.
note to self, not all kinds of mouse are edible
1 December, 2009
2081 views
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A Fullproof Test - Have you wondered if the girl you wanna
hook up with it psycho or not?
Here's the solution. Remember they're attracted to nuts.
1 December, 2009
1697 views
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Kat Dennings - Call her an Emo if you want
She'd be the hottest Emo I've ever seen
29 November, 2009
3636 views | 1 favorite
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Jeff Dunham and Walter - Making that fight with your wife funny
"She rolled out of bed, jumped on her
Menstrual-Cycle and
RAN MY ASS OVER!"
28 November, 2009
1668 views
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Internet Upgrade - The difference between Dial Up and Broadband
28 November, 2009
1227 views | 2 favorites
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Science - All through high school people called me crazy
for thinking science was fun
What now, huh?
28 November, 2009
4032 views | 2 favorites
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Careful What You Say - Contrary to popular belief
animals do understand certain words
like... vet and nuddering
26 November, 2009
2161 views
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Eat Fresh - Zombies have been doing it long
before that subway idiot showed up
26 November, 2009
2869 views | 1 favorite
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Best Friends - you smile, I smile and if you cry, I cry
you jump off a bridge...
I'll miss you, buddy!
26 November, 2009
1576 views | 2 favorites
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What Has Been Seen - Can never be unseen
26 November, 2009
2699 views | 2 favorites
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One Thing - Apparently, men are like animals
only one thing on their mind
26 November, 2009
3456 views | 2 favorites
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Homicidal Cats - This is the irriatated twitch
before tearing you to shreds
26 November, 2009
1558 views | 1 favorite
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"Cattousai" - By the time you see him...
you'll be dead
26 November, 2009
2612 views | 3 favorites
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