Forums - Failure is an option. So relax, grow up, and stop trying to impress people.
19 February, 2010
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Internet Slang - Asian version
19 February, 2010
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Answer: Gay - Because "parade gay" was not listed as a choice.
19 February, 2010
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GUNS? - "Guns are easy."
12 February, 2010
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Missing Luggage - So that's where it goes.
12 February, 2010
1145 views
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Special Requests - They cost more, but it's usually worth it. Fortunately I have the Pentagon on speed dial.
11 February, 2010
1051 views | 1 favorite
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Land Yacht - Ahoy commuters!
11 February, 2010
803 views
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Apocaloot Now - "Coming to a negative coastal elevation near you."
9 February, 2010
1467 views
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Fame - Islamic Rage Boy is pushing his 15 minutes to the limit.
9 February, 2010
1481 views
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Reality TV - Except for "Hell's Kitchen", make it go away.
5 February, 2010
1603 views | 2 favorites
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Women's Rights - "You GO girl!" Be responsible for your own safety and that of your family.
5 February, 2010
1861 views | 1 favorite
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Laser Sights - Not just for Special Forces branches.
5 February, 2010
1846 views | 1 favorite
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2012 Election - Mal and Zoe's populist platform pledges to cut bureaucracy, lower taxes, and inject common sense and serenity into Washington D.C.
5 February, 2010
1449 views | 1 favorite
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Camouflage - Don't try this with sharks.
5 February, 2010
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Bad Ideas - Here's another one. Too bad the sales pitch meeting wasn't videotaped. The marketing plan must have been a riot.
5 February, 2010
1656 views
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Peer Pressure - It can be a formidable force. (By the way, it's "Mona Lisa").
5 February, 2010
2302 views
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Violence - Sadly, it's a normal part of nature.
5 February, 2010
2171 views
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Life On Mars - There is plenty of free parking.
5 February, 2010
1278 views
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Photo Bomber - As you read this, Jeremy Shockey is requesting a different jersey number.
5 February, 2010
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News Flash - Following President Obama's first anniversary in office, moonstream media outlets are requesting Dhimmicrat voters to set their watches ahead from 2000/2004, or the 1960s, to 2010.
26 January, 2010
567 views
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Gaydar - It's not necessary to spot flaming queens.
23 September, 2009
2118 views
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The Kalahari - If you're afraid, find a little Bushman to help both of you.
23 September, 2009
5129 views | 1 favorite
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Wal-Mart Bingo - Since the middle space is free, choose a rickety cart to announce your presence to the clueless.
15 September, 2009
2170 views | 1 favorite
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Self Respect - It's more important than self esteem.
15 September, 2009
5142 views | 1 favorite
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Honor - If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.
15 August, 2009
3306 views | 1 favorite
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Big Damn Heroes - Ain't we just?
15 August, 2009
3026 views
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Dissed - It's worse when it's perpetrated by an inanimate object.
30 July, 2009
2602 views | 1 favorite
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When you see it - You'll understand why our government should never ignorantly presume to micromanage the private sector (which is home to innovation, productivity and REAL jobs).
25 July, 2009
4040 views
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Finding Nemo - There is another word for sushi, it's called BAIT.
19 July, 2009
3086 views
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Game Face - He's doing it right.
17 July, 2009
4726 views | 1 favorite
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