PURITANS - Are now running MotPhot.
Thanks, guys; I feel so much better knowing you are on the case! (/sarcasm)
22 December, 2009
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PHOTOGRAPHY - Some moments, you just have to record for posterity.
Or for MotPhot!
21 December, 2009
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YEARNING - “The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.” - Iris Murdoch
21 December, 2009
3907 views | 3 favorites
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ELEGANCE - Let me help you with that.
21 December, 2009
5522 views | 2 favorites
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GLOBAL WARMING? - You have got to be kidding me.
Please get your head out of your ass.
21 December, 2009
2108 views | 1 favorite
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INSPECTION - You pass!
You are now free to go out for the evening.
21 December, 2009
10205 views | 9 favorites
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YOU FOOLS! - MWAH HA HA HA!
How's that "hope and change" workin' out for ya?
21 December, 2009
2804 views
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5 OF A KIND - Definitely a winning hand.
20 December, 2009
1754 views | 1 favorite
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ELVIS - He never took any crap from the ladies.
TCB!!
19 December, 2009
2132 views | 1 favorite
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KEEPER - Good when she understands your love of sports.
Better when she shares your love of sports.
19 December, 2009
5045 views | 3 favorites
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GIFT EXCHANGE - Santa has been known to provide upgrades.
For the right price, of course.
19 December, 2009
2613 views
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HONEYMOON - What have you got against honeymoons?
It's just sex with room service.
19 December, 2009
3899 views | 3 favorites
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Seasonal Help - Santa Claus always hires the good ones.
18 December, 2009
6742 views | 5 favorites
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PARENTING - Sometimes, you've just gotta beat that little smart-ass.
They learn respect, and it keeps them out of trouble later in life.
18 December, 2009
1862 views | 1 favorite
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DR. YVONNE FULBRIGHT - I'm pretty sure I would remember sex with her!
17 December, 2009
3805 views
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TOO DRUNK - See what you miss?
17 December, 2009
7703 views | 1 favorite
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CRAZED - And feeling no pain.
15 December, 2009
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TEMPTATION - "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it." - Oscar Wilde
14 December, 2009
2665 views
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OKAAAYY... - ...so maybe I *did* do it...
14 December, 2009
2570 views | 1 favorite
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SNACK TIME - Does the body good!
14 December, 2009
3095 views | 1 favorite
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MRS. CLAUS - Santa traded up this year.
14 December, 2009
3141 views | 2 favorites
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NOTICE! - Due to energy costs, enviromental impact, and global warming, the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off.
- Sincerely, Pres. Barack Obama
14 December, 2009
1615 views | 1 favorite
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I DON'T HAVE TO ASK - I can tell just by looking at you.
13 December, 2009
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18 YET? - Please God, make it so.
13 December, 2009
4256 views | 2 favorites
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ALL THE WAY UP - These legs go.
13 December, 2009
5543 views | 4 favorites
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LET'S SEE HERE... - She's in the kitchen, she's baking, she's scantily dressed..
Yeah, I'm ready to do some kneading!
11 December, 2009
3735 views | 3 favorites
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MAN THINGS - Sometimes, it's sexy when you do them!
11 December, 2009
3283 views | 1 favorite
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AUGMENTATION - Sometimes, it just isn't necessary.
11 December, 2009
5323 views | 4 favorites
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SILVER - Sometimes, it's a better investment than gold.
11 December, 2009
3590 views | 1 favorite
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PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH - He believed in it.
He believed in America.
10 December, 2009
955 views | 2 favorites
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WHY, YES... - I'd love to stay for breakfast.
10 December, 2009
4860 views | 1 favorite
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ICE PACK - It's not going to help this twisted ankle.
10 December, 2009
1634 views
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MY BITCH - Let's get this whole "dominant" thing
settled right off the bat.
10 December, 2009
1590 views | 3 favorites
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PUNISH - So THAT'S what happens to the ones on Santa's other list.
10 December, 2009
3653 views | 1 favorite
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TASTY - Free the birds?
Who says we're having poultry
for supper, my dear?
10 December, 2009
5699 views
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SCINTILLATING - Well, we can't see her face, but her apparel is nice and sparkling!
10 December, 2009
2663 views | 1 favorite
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THE BACK - Truly an epic journey to be undertaken.
10 December, 2009
3134 views | 3 favorites
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FUR - What's the big deal?
It's wrapping for the tasty meat inside!
10 December, 2009
2098 views | 1 favorite
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FIXED - That's Ken Mattingly on the right.
He was replaced prior to launch after he was exposed to German measles. But other than that, you are right.
10 December, 2009
1126 views
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I HATE CLOWNS!! - I'm so confused.
PLEASE HELP ME.
8 December, 2009
4228 views | 2 favorites
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LARGEMOUTH - She has a couple of 'em.
Bass, that is..
7 December, 2009
8052 views | 2 favorites
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DISCIPLINE - It's best kept in-house.
Promotes unity, and order is maintained.
7 December, 2009
7040 views | 7 favorites
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PLAN AHEAD - Avoid long, awkward pauses.
Read the instructions BEFORE you get to work.
6 December, 2009
3881 views
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BEAUTY, EH? - The Great White North is lookin' pretty good.
6 December, 2009
4154 views
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BLACK MAMBA - aka "Death Incarnate"
Pretty cool, huh?
6 December, 2009
1755 views
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YOUR PRESENT - Is ready to be unwrapped.
Merry Christmas.
5 December, 2009
3931 views | 4 favorites
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HOCKEY - Eh, gimme a couple stiches and
put me back out there, coach!
5 December, 2009
1952 views | 1 favorite
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COME ON UP - The view is even better up here.
5 December, 2009
4247 views | 5 favorites
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YOO KRACKER MEE UP - Yoo funny boy! Soo silly!
5 December, 2009
1747 views | 1 favorite
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PANDAS?? - WTF?? Who cares about stupid pandas?
Send 'em all back to China!! Pay off some that that debt!! To hell with 'em!!
4 December, 2009
1791 views
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