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GO NATIVE - Get closer to, and become one, with nature. 20 November, 2009 351 views	STAY IN - I think she wants to tonight. Plus, she's got the remote... 20 November, 2009 237 views \| 1 favorite	THE LABEL - You should always read it. All-natural, nutritionally complete, AND comes in economy size! 20 November, 2009 322 views	LITTLE FRIENDS - They're good to have around when you are on your way to kick some ass. 19 November, 2009 722 views \| 2 favorites	LOOKING UP - While I look down upon her. It really gives you perspective... 19 November, 2009 1128 views \| 1 favorite
BUBBALICIOUS! - And many interesting stuffed animals! 19 November, 2009 780 views \| 1 favorite	DEEP BLUE - It must be explored to be appreciated. 19 November, 2009 517 views \| 1 favorite	LEGS - Can't really elaborate on that. 19 November, 2009 295 views	I LOVE AMERICA! - All you ObamaLovin' liberals can kiss my ass!! You got that?! 19 November, 2009 225 views	KISS THE LIZARD - Make him happy, ladies. 18 November, 2009 227 views \| 1 favorite
FEMME FATALE - She doesn't need you, but she will destroy you. And you'll never even know it. 18 November, 2009 335 views \| 1 favorite	ANTICIPATION - A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future. - Oliver Goldsmith 18 November, 2009 608 views \| 1 favorite	MEDAL OF HONOR - It is NOT a damn video game. "..above and beyond the call of duty while engaged in an action against any enemy of the United States.." 17 November, 2009 265 views \| 1 favorite	CAN YOU HELP? - I missed a spot. 17 November, 2009 654 views \| 1 favorite	DIVE IN - We've been waiting for you. 17 November, 2009 872 views \| 5 favorites
BOW & STOOP - You can't blame this one on the gun-carrying, bible-thumping, redneck racists. 16 November, 2009 375 views	ELBOWBRA - An order of magnitude more difficult than the handbra. 16 November, 2009 1752 views \| 5 favorites	CURVES - This is what they are supposed to look like. And they are a good thing! 16 November, 2009 1883 views \| 3 favorites	AIDS - This is how it got started!! 12 November, 2009 313 views \| 2 favorites	K2 - Because anyone can climb Mount Everest. 12 November, 2009 374 views
BEANBAG - You can't really "sit" in it; you can't really "lay" on it. What are they for then?... 12 November, 2009 848 views \| 2 favorites	ETHEREAL - The spacious firmament on high, With all the blue ethereal sky, And spangled heavens, a shining frame, Their great Original proclaim. 12 November, 2009 445 views	EPIC REDHEAD - I present Julianne Moore. Enough said. 12 November, 2009 803 views \| 1 favorite	THE CABANA - Whether you prefer a cervezas mexicanas, or a pitcher of margaritas, you are going to need some real refreshment soon. 12 November, 2009 931 views \| 2 favorites	THIGH-HIGHS - THOSE, you ask her "leave 'em on". 12 November, 2009 895 views \| 2 favorites
WRONG AGAIN - That's a photoshop of an F-14 Tomcat. A Navy plane. FAIL 12 November, 2009 792 views	RACK 'EM - She's ready to play. 11 November, 2009 777 views \| 3 favorites	HONOR HIM - He's earned it. 10 November, 2009 305 views \| 1 favorite	THANK YOU - ---------------------------------------------------------------- All honor to America's veterans. 10 November, 2009 461 views	HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MARINES! - 234 years of keeping heaven stocked with fresh souls. 10 November, 2009 530 views
YEA, VERILY... - ..though I walk through the valley of the shadow, I fear no redhead, for I want to get up close and personal. Amen and hallelujah. 10 November, 2009 1100 views \| 1 favorite	BLISS - Now a soft kiss - Aye, by that kiss, I vow an endless bliss. - John Keats 10 November, 2009 1229 views \| 4 favorites	OH HAI! - That damned El Nino has messed up the plankton migration again. Anyone know a good all-you-can-eat seafood buffet? 10 November, 2009 449 views	A DEADLY COMBO - A redhead, in a red dress, drinking straight-up margaritas. This will be spoken of for generations to come. 9 November, 2009 370 views	HELLSPAWN - gnash gnash...your souls are mine!!... gnash gnash...death to you all!!... 9 November, 2009 226 views
SINGLE-POINT FAILURE - In engineering, this is a bad thing... Let's see how that "Made in China" plastic button holds up! 9 November, 2009 1153 views \| 4 favorites	MEATY - In the seaty. 9 November, 2009 1081 views	SARK - "Don't think anymore. I do the thinking around here." 9 November, 2009 136 views	NOVEMBER 9, 1989 - President Reagan called it. And it fell. 9 November, 2009 240 views \| 1 favorite	NOPE - No "global warming" here! 9 November, 2009 1895 views \| 1 favorite
WORTH IT? - You're damn right it is. 9 November, 2009 1245 views \| 4 favorites	INTENT - Sometimes, you can discern it without a word being exchanged. 9 November, 2009 1044 views \| 4 favorites	ANNAPURNA - 4 out of every 10 people who try to climb it die. 9 November, 2009 261 views	FEEL LUCKY? - Well, do ya, sonny? 9 November, 2009 249 views	COURAGE - Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing - Sir Winston Churchill 8 November, 2009 805 views \| 1 favorite
THIS LOOK.. - ..says "Get me another beer, and you might keep my interest." 8 November, 2009 435 views	I HAVE A DREAM... - Oh, no! I hear the black helicopters! They're coming to get me! HOW DARE I THINK THIS WAY?? scampers away 8 November, 2009 371 views	FORE! - The fairway is clear, and the lie is good. Care to play through? 8 November, 2009 570 views \| 2 favorites	BETWEEN THE SHEETS - This is gonna be a good morning! 8 November, 2009 531 views \| 3 favorites	MORNING AFTER - A confused, awkward attempt to recall who, what, and how; accompanied by comtemplation of the Walk of Shame to come. 8 November, 2009 959 views \| 1 favorite
GIRL..BEER..BOOBS.. - Trifecta! 8 November, 2009 449 views	MOM - Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother's love is not. ~James Joyce 8 November, 2009 354 views	YOUR STOCK - Is ping every moment you keep her waiting! Get to it! 8 November, 2009 784 views \| 3 favorites	AWAKE - Doesn't mean it's time to get out of bed. 8 November, 2009 518 views \| 2 favorites	THE ADDADICTOMY - Will that surgery be covered under ObamaCare? 8 November, 2009 408 views \| 1 favorite
DIZZY - Go up with her, and it won't be the spiral staircase that makes you that way. 8 November, 2009 611 views \| 1 favorite	RADIANT - Some women are just that hot. 8 November, 2009 1245 views \| 3 favorites	GAY TEST - If you think this will work, well then... 8 November, 2009 618 views \| 1 favorite	FOUR HORSEMEN - They are really gonna screw things up. 8 November, 2009 653 views	USS NEW YORK - Commissioned Nov. 7, 2009 Includes 7.5 tons of steel from the World Trade Center. "NEVER FORGET." 7 November, 2009 1323 views
FORGIVENESS - One should forgive one's enemies, but not until after they have been shot. 7 November, 2009 583 views \| 2 favorites	WELL HUNG - She doesn't want you if you aren't. 7 November, 2009 320 views	HATE - "..the US of KKK A..", "..God d*mn America!..", "..land of the greed and home of the slave.." This is what it looks like. 7 November, 2009 258 views \| 1 favorite	FORGET IT, MAN - She's drunk, 15 minutes after you get her home, she'll puke and pass out, and the bitch will blame it all on you in the morning. Move on. 7 November, 2009 476 views	THREESOME - The Buff, the Bone, and The Beak. America's Heavy Hitters. 7 November, 2009 562 views
CHARM - Consider it an investment, with promise of a big payoff to come. 7 November, 2009 552 views \| 1 favorite	HEY OBAMA.. - ..it's coming. 7 November, 2009 449 views	REDHEADS - There's a reason they're so damn smug. 7 November, 2009 873 views	LET'S FACE IT - A magnificent pair of breasts makes EVERYONE happier! 7 November, 2009 1276 views \| 5 favorites	FRIENDLY SKIES - This airline is making them a lot more so. 7 November, 2009 960 views \| 1 favorite
TAKE CHARGE - Nothin' wrong with it. 6 November, 2009 523 views	NOVEMBER 5, 2009 - The next 9/11 finally happened. 6 November, 2009 508 views	TODAY'S SPECIAL - It's not always on the menu. You have to ask for it. 6 November, 2009 1139 views \| 1 favorite	ROBUST - (adj.)-1.full of health and strength; vigorous 2.requiring or suited to physical endurance 3.marked by richness and fullness; full-bodied 6 November, 2009 1396 views \| 1 favorite	LITTLE RED DRESS - Always giving the little black dress some serious competititon. 6 November, 2009 870 views \| 2 favorites
THE REDHEAD - "Once in his life, every man is entiltled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead." - Lucille Ball (herself a redhead) 6 November, 2009 737 views \| 2 favorites	CASUAL SAX - It definately has its appeal 6 November, 2009 650 views \| 1 favorite	THE FACTS - They simply bear out certain points of view over others. Real facts, not 'net-inspired versions of "truth". 6 November, 2009 542 views	OK, HERE'S A CUTE PUPPY - Isn't the puppy cute? Everybody feel better now? Did I mention the cute puppy? 6 November, 2009 449 views	SOFIA LOREN - "Everything you see, I owe to pasta." Bella Sofia!! 6 November, 2009 739 views
THE ARMED CITIZEN - The best defense against all these mass shootings we seem to be having lately. 6 November, 2009 333 views	REAL GERMANS - ..DON'T CARE FOR SWASTIKAS. SORRY. 6 November, 2009 253 views	WTF?? - Another day at Gaza elementary? Seriously, WTF?? 6 November, 2009 349 views \| 1 favorite	DIPLOMATIC NOTE - They should ALL look like this. 6 November, 2009 761 views	$MATH - Should've paid more attention!$ MATH - Should've paid more attention! 6 November, 2009 1067 views \| 3 favorites
SCIENCE! - Further study and lab work is necessary. 6 November, 2009 1626 views \| 4 favorites	BOOZEHOUNDS - The morning after. 6 November, 2009 461 views	TRAIN TRAVEL - Feel the appeal of riding the rails... 6 November, 2009 1020 views \| 2 favorites	INTELLECT - It has a sexiness and appeal all its own. 6 November, 2009 842 views \| 1 favorite	SURE, I'M DRUNK. - Why are you still ugly? 5 November, 2009 418 views \| 2 favorites
TAP IT - She has. Should make for awesome keg stands! 5 November, 2009 1132 views	DIPLOMACY - Anyone else want to negotiate? 5 November, 2009 690 views \| 1 favorite	RODINA MAT - "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS" The Statue of Liberty's Russian counterpart. She's not quite as welcoming. 5 November, 2009 398 views	CARAT WEIGHT - Directly proportional as to how many local morality and vice laws will be violated that night. 5 November, 2009 1261 views \| 2 favorites	EPIC POSITION - I think I shall call this one... "Praying Mantis" 4 November, 2009 1277 views \| 4 favorites
DIVERSITY - This is what it should look like. 4 November, 2009 1794 views \| 5 favorites	RUH-ROW! - Zoiks, Scoob! Those are some REAL Scooby Snacks! 4 November, 2009 2322 views \| 1 favorite	BBRRRR!! - Your lips are cold! 4 November, 2009 1461 views \| 1 favorite	INSTINCTS - They are hardwired in our brains at birth, and remain with us through life. 4 November, 2009 535 views	HE HAD A DREAM - Instead, we got a nightmare. "Content of their character", not "color of their skin". 3 November, 2009 594 views \| 3 favorites
RED RIDING HOOD V2.0 - She's all grown up, and Grandma taught her all the skills... 3 November, 2009 930 views \| 1 favorite	VANITY - Deadly sin for her. Sinfully indulgent for us. 3 November, 2009 1427 views \| 1 favorite	PRINTMEDIA - "Despite the growing popularity of the Internet, some publications continue to enjoy a loyal following..." 3 November, 2009 1580 views \| 2 favorites	NEMO - Where is that little bastard? 3 November, 2009 406 views	THE DIFFERENCE - Conservative: Liberty > Equality Liberal: Liberty < Equality Hope this helps! 3 November, 2009 299 views
DEAR IDIOTS, - Please follow the instructions above. Whether you pull the trigger or not is up to you. Either way, you will stop talking. Thank you. 3 November, 2009 467 views	GOOD AND EVIL - There never is one without the other. 3 November, 2009 1385 views \| 2 favorites	PUBLIC DISSENT - It needs to get back to its "old school" roots. 2 November, 2009 421 views \| 2 favorites	2ND AND 3RD PLACE - I don't think they're telling the winner "Congratulations". 2 November, 2009 407 views	CONCEALED CARRY - Those Feds sure do get creative. 2 November, 2009 982 views \| 1 favorite
MARKIE POST - Yep, she's still got it. I loved Night Court! 2 November, 2009 617 views	SORRY, GUYS... - I think we're shut out on this one. 2 November, 2009 2259 views \| 3 favorites	COOKIES - Get the milk. 2 November, 2009 1429 views \| 2 favorites	WOLVERINE - He's a touchy-feely kind of guy. 2 November, 2009 1826 views \| 2 favorites	TUNNELERS - Those who trash the posts of others&use historical distortions& personal attacks to inflate themselves. Regarded as a lower animal. 2 November, 2009 367 views
WIND-UP - I KNEW IT!! 1 November, 2009 362 views \| 1 favorite	THE SOUTH - "It's not all rednecks and good ol' boys, 'kay? Y'all pay 'tention nah, ya hear?" 1 November, 2009 1430 views \| 1 favorite	SMALL MINDS - "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." - Hamlet ; Act 1, Scene 5 1 November, 2009 353 views	CLOSED MINDS.. - ..often have open mouths. 1 November, 2009 295 views \| 1 favorite	IOSEF VISSANARIOVICH - The dude killed 25-30 million of his own people; he and his type had to be held at the point of a nuclear sword for 40 yrs; reduced the Motherland to ruin, yet some Russians want him back? 1 November, 2009 293 views
COMRADES - Maybe the Soviet Union didn't have it ALL wrong.... 1 November, 2009 975 views	HEY, 'NET COPS.. - No one is advocating any illegal behavior. We deal in "non-reality" here. I think we all know where the line is drawn. Calm down. 1 November, 2009 485 views	SOCIALISM - "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy." - Sir Winston Churchill 1 November, 2009 399 views \| 1 favorite	FORGET IT, HONEY - He's one of those Village People. 1 November, 2009 995 views	DEMOCRACY - "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Sir Winston Churchill 1 November, 2009 605 views \| 2 favorites
COBRA COMMAND - G.I. Joe doesn't stand a chance. 1 November, 2009 1487 views \| 5 favorites	HEY FELLAS... - ...they prefer credit anyway. 1 November, 2009 646 views	KISSING BOOTH - A recession-proof industry. She'll do fine. 1 November, 2009 1094 views	SALT LICK - It's not just for farm animals! 1 November, 2009 741 views \| 1 favorite	BROOMSTICK - I think theirs is a little small. 31 October, 2009 1783 views \| 3 favorites
HAPPY HALLOWEEN - TO ALL AT MOTPHOT! 31 October, 2009 1615 views \| 6 favorites	BEACHED - Nope, let 'em die. F-ck the Whales. 31 October, 2009 464 views	OH GOD,THE HORROR - WHAT HAS BEEN DONE...cannot be undone. 31 October, 2009 631 views	THEN LEAVE!! - Go somewhere else, kid! 31 October, 2009 617 views	GROUP HUG - Let's make everyone feel better! 31 October, 2009 911 views \| 1 favorite
NO WAY!! - I thought NBA players would measure up better than THAT!! 31 October, 2009 1421 views	YIKES! - The Beast is on the prowl tonight. 31 October, 2009 488 views	JUSTICE - "When there is crime in society, there is no justice." - Plato 31 October, 2009 575 views	LOSERS - In this case, there are none. 31 October, 2009 1376 views \| 1 favorite	MEDIOCRITY - Will NOT get you this. BETTER YOURSELF! 31 October, 2009 1008 views
THE WARRIORS - While we sleep and live our lives, they stand vigilant. 30 October, 2009 590 views	VAGINAS - They are everywhere!! 30 October, 2009 577 views \| 1 favorite	IT'S 5 O'CLOCK - Time to enjoy a martini. 30 October, 2009 540 views \| 1 favorite	OH, DAMN IT - Zero. Division. AGAIN!! 30 October, 2009 578 views	Regret - O shame! Where is thy blush? - William Shakespere 30 October, 2009 870 views
ETERNAL VIGILANCE - ...is the price of peace. 30 October, 2009 618 views	AEGIS CRUISER - It can kill you on the sea, under the sea, on land, in the sky, even in space!! 30 October, 2009 464 views	HOLY MOTHER OF GOD - I gotta stop drinking that cheap 3.2% beer! 30 October, 2009 518 views	HATERS, IDIOTS,&FOOLS - Get the message! 30 October, 2009 959 views	CANNOLI - Take it. Leave the gun. 30 October, 2009 308 views
ON EARTH - "There is sufficient cowardice, sloth, and mendacity to last forever." 30 October, 2009 325 views	CHER - No wonder Sonny Bono ran himself into that tree. 30 October, 2009 661 views	TRUE STRENGTH - ..lies in gentleness. - Old Irish Proverb 30 October, 2009 1100 views \| 1 favorite	LIBERALS - Is this what you want? 30 October, 2009 370 views	WHAT I BELIEVE - 'nuff said. 30 October, 2009 228 views
HELL NO! - We will never apologize. For the alternative was even worse. Thank you, Colonel Tibbets & crew. 30 October, 2009 357 views	JABBA WANNABE - He's almost got it right. 30 October, 2009 1450 views \| 1 favorite	CLOAKING DEVICE - ...is now disengaged. 30 October, 2009 977 views \| 1 favorite	LAYER CAKE - Next birthday, I want one like this. 30 October, 2009 948 views	TOPLESS - Is this doing it right or wrong? 30 October, 2009 850 views \| 3 favorites
SCRUNCHIES - All of a sudden, they have an appeal I never before realized! 30 October, 2009 1396 views \| 2 favorites	ANGELS AMONG US - Yet you think they'd be easier to spot. 30 October, 2009 1036 views \| 2 favorites	STRIKE THEE DOWN - With great vengeance and furious anger! 30 October, 2009 634 views	DOOM KITTEH - ...i iz cummin' to bring apokalips! 30 October, 2009 560 views	BIG ONES - She likes 'em. 30 October, 2009 1643 views
LIBERATION - This is America brings to the Muslim world. No "honor killings" for you, ma'am. 30 October, 2009 712 views \| 1 favorite	FREEDOM - It sounds kinda like this! 30 October, 2009 678 views	FETISH - There's at least a couple in play here. 30 October, 2009 1673 views \| 4 favorites	HEY MOHAMMAD! - Get the door; it's for you. 30 October, 2009 1120 views	OPPORTUNITY - Hey, when it comes along..... 30 October, 2009 1780 views \| 1 favorite
LIPS OF AN ANGEL - You were drunk, and you missed 'em. FAIL 30 October, 2009 1696 views	ANTICIPATION - A little oral fixation speaks volumes. 29 October, 2009 1156 views \| 1 favorite	DETENTION - Those students who need to stay after school are often easy to spot. 29 October, 2009 1315 views \| 1 favorite	IMMINENT FAIL - Call the yearbook committee; this is gonna be EPIC. 29 October, 2009 1188 views \| 2 favorites	HENNESSY COGNAC - Far too classy for the likes of that asshole Kayne West to guzzle from the bottle like soda. Use a glass, you jerk. 29 October, 2009 296 views
WHORES - You'd better not cut up or otherwise harm 'em. Or he'll come and kill all you sons of bitches. 29 October, 2009 473 views \| 1 favorite	VETERAN MILF - Expert-level or higher ONLY!! 29 October, 2009 1884 views \| 1 favorite	DISTRACTED? - Nah, he just wanted to check out the hot woman sunbathing topless... 28 October, 2009 1087 views	JAIL - They're gonna love you in there. 28 October, 2009 495 views	CANDY STRIPER - A slight difference from the usual definition. It'll work, though. 28 October, 2009 887 views \| 3 favorites
LAUREN HUTTON - And you thought the gap between her teeth was hot?? 28 October, 2009 472 views	TUNNELS - Do we have to crawl through so many? They suck, and show a lack of creativity on your part. 28 October, 2009 400 views	FLAMEWARS - They're getting kind of stupid, people. Lighten up, will ya? 28 October, 2009 379 views	NO THANKS, BARACK. - Unlike you, I have a hot wife! And she's not a bitter, partisan shrew! 28 October, 2009 1076 views \| 1 favorite	DETERMINATION - Don't be afraid to leave your comfort zone, and you shall know success! 27 October, 2009 572 views
CHALLENGE - "Where the willingness is great, the difficulties cannot be great." - Niccolo Machiavelli 27 October, 2009 1063 views	THE BUBBLY - Remember, you can't call it 'champange', unless it's from the Champange region of northeastern France. 27 October, 2009 1232 views \| 2 favorites	PREDATORY - "See how the female stalks her prey...." 27 October, 2009 1230 views \| 2 favorites	INNOCENCE - "They that know no evil will suspect none." 27 October, 2009 433 views \| 2 favorites	DORITOS 3-Ds - She must have gotten some good royalties off that gig, 'cuz she hasn't done a damn thing since!! 27 October, 2009 589 views \| 1 favorite
$3 MILLION - And that's just for the diamond-encrusted bra. 27 October, 2009 880 views \| 2 favorites	DEATH FROM ABOVE - "Run, Charlie!" 27 October, 2009 373 views	SINISTAR - BEWARE, I LIVE... 27 October, 2009 255 views	GIVE MORE HUGS - Everyone benefits and it makes the world a better place. 27 October, 2009 1345 views \| 1 favorite	SOME DAYS.. - ..THE BULL WINS. 26 October, 2009 476 views
LAW ENFORCEMENT - You will OBEY!! 26 October, 2009 747 views \| 1 favorite	FACEPALM - She's trying not to laugh at your failure. 26 October, 2009 786 views \| 2 favorites	MSNBC - The Ministry of Socialist, Nonsensical Bullshit Concealment 26 October, 2009 344 views \| 1 favorite	BRAG & COMPARE - Women do it too. 26 October, 2009 1747 views \| 5 favorites	YOU HUMANS - You think you're so damn clever... 26 October, 2009 913 views \| 1 favorite
OPEN INVITATION - This one is about to be a LOT more so. 26 October, 2009 2464 views \| 3 favorites	SR-71 BLACKBIRD - Designed with slide rules. Built by hand. In the '60s. And still one of the most awesome aircraft EVER. 26 October, 2009 1014 views \| 1 favorite	WEDDING NIGHT - Enjoy it, fellas. 'Cuz it's all downhill from here. 25 October, 2009 1260 views \| 3 favorites	ANGIE DICKINSON - Classic, old school hotness. 25 October, 2009 575 views \| 1 favorite	EPIC WIN - She can detail my car. Now go make me a sandwich. 25 October, 2009 1304 views \| 1 favorite
KISSABLE - Yes, they are. 25 October, 2009 1338 views \| 2 favorites	FRECKLES - They aren't just for redheads, you know.... 25 October, 2009 1077 views \| 2 favorites	DAMN 5-OH - Always messin' wit' da bruthas.... 23 October, 2009 570 views \| 1 favorite	DEVIL WOMAN - Your soul shall be hers. 23 October, 2009 1039 views	HONG KONG PHOOEY - FANNN-RIFFIC!! 23 October, 2009 294 views
GEORGE - Watch out for that tree! 23 October, 2009 580 views	REAL COUGARS... - ..don't even have to leave the house. They just come to the balcony, and your naive ass gets sucked in. 23 October, 2009 2478 views \| 2 favorites	THE SHOOTIST - "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to people, and I require the same from them." 23 October, 2009 515 views \| 1 favorite	BREAKFAST IN BED - What a great way to start your day! And pancakes for dessert! 23 October, 2009 3931 views \| 8 favorites	YOUR PROBLEM - IS OBVIOUS. 23 October, 2009 666 views
TEDDY ROOSEVELT - He actually earned his Nobel Peace Prize. 23 October, 2009 647 views	WRIGHT BROTHERS - Somebody no doubt told them "It can't be done!" They didn't give a shit. 23 October, 2009 573 views	B-2; aka "THE BEAK" - You'll never see it coming or going. You'll just be DEAD. 23 October, 2009 710 views	AMERICA - We will come. Poorly equipped, hungry, ill-clothed. In terrible weather. On a holiday. AND WE WILL STILL KICK YOUR ASS. 23 October, 2009 810 views \| 2 favorites	CHAISE LOUNGE - What, you couldn't afford an entire couch? This could get crowded. 22 October, 2009 1107 views \| 2 favorites
HIGH CLASS - Way outside of your pay grade. Keep dreamin'. 22 October, 2009 1300 views \| 3 favorites	THE HARD SIX - Sometimes, you have to roll it. 22 October, 2009 362 views	DICHOTOMY - Sweetly innocent, yet utterly tantalizing. 22 October, 2009 982 views \| 1 favorite	GIMMEE THE CASSHHH!! - snort snort 22 October, 2009 443 views	UH-OH... - That last shot was a mistake, huh sweetie? 22 October, 2009 2859 views \| 3 favorites
FLORIDA RETRIEVER - They're a different breed out there in the swamp. 22 October, 2009 1177 views \| 2 favorites	BACK TO BED - I don't care if the sun is coming up... 22 October, 2009 3132 views \| 7 favorites	GIMME PAW - ARF ARF ARF (translation:) "I love you, man!" 22 October, 2009 708 views \| 1 favorite	JOE COOL - Simply the coolest.... 21 October, 2009 403 views \| 2 favorites	THIS OUTFIT - Cleavage... check. "The Look"... check. Hint of cameltoe... check. 21 October, 2009 4181 views \| 3 favorites
DIRTY POOL - But we love it. Penalties, anyone? 20 October, 2009 2036 views \| 2 favorites	HAIL SATAN! - For He has sent his daughters to wreak Havoc upon the Earth. "No flesh shall be spared." Mark: 13-20 18 October, 2009 1417 views \| 1 favorite	DO THE MATH - Double your pleasure = 12 4.172 + a/b[3.14] x 10 the money. 18 October, 2009 2109 views \| 2 favorites	3-HOUR TOUR? - Don't think it'll be enough for what she has in mind! 18 October, 2009 1325 views	SWEET - But can go to spicy in just 2.9 seconds. 17 October, 2009 1494 views \| 2 favorites
MISCHIEF - "It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission." - Grace Hopper (RADM, USNR) 17 October, 2009 1330 views \| 1 favorite	GAY TEST - His eyes are not where they should be. At that close range, there is only one conclusion... 17 October, 2009 1672 views \| 2 favorites	THE SMIRK - It says: "Yes, with these, I know I have your attention!" 16 October, 2009 1426 views \| 3 favorites	BLACK & GREEN - They usually don't match well together. Usually... 16 October, 2009 2339 views \| 2 favorites	MINIGUN - When you absolutely, postively, must reduce everything in your field of fire to chunky salsa. 16 October, 2009 1573 views
DOGGIE STYLE - Boosting Gonazaga athletics since 1887. GO BULLDOGS! 15 October, 2009 1282 views \| 1 favorite	THE RAINBOW - She is tasting it. Lucky rainbow! 14 October, 2009 806 views \| 1 favorite	THE LOLLIPOP - It's red. And I'm green with ENVY. 14 October, 2009 921 views \| 3 favorites	MASSIVE ORDINANCE PENETRATOR - When we said we could make a hole to China, did you think we were joking? AMERICA.... FUCK YEAH. 13 October, 2009 1273 views	SEE RED - There's a reason we snort and paw the ground. Then, we charge. 13 October, 2009 2154 views \| 3 favorites
KITTIES! - Can you spot the kitties? BAD KITTIES!! 13 October, 2009 2676 views \| 4 favorites	ROLLERGIRLS - It's NICE when they play nice..... 12 October, 2009 1822 views \| 3 favorites	GIRLS WITH GLASSES - Better visual acuity for everyone 29 September, 2009 1798 views \| 3 favorites	TABLE SETTINGS - Much better than flowers, wouldn't you say? 28 September, 2009 1179 views \| 1 favorite	ASS HAT - Literally. 28 September, 2009 1354 views
REDI-WHIP - Quite simply, one of the greatest inventions ever concieved by man. 27 September, 2009 3591 views \| 5 favorites	FEAST - Enjoy this table. Set with tender meats and succulent fruits... 27 September, 2009 1654 views \| 2 favorites	THAT LOOK - It says: "You will be a quivering, wasted piece of jelly when I am done with you." 27 September, 2009 2109 views \| 1 favorite	BEER & BREASTS - The ultimate combination. 27 September, 2009 1447 views	SHAG. - And I'm not talking about the carpet. 27 September, 2009 1673 views \| 3 favorites
M1 WEDDING - Way more serious than the shotgun variety. 27 September, 2009 1091 views \| 1 favorite	RED VINYL - Not just for the retro 70s look! 26 September, 2009 1391 views \| 2 favorites	COME HITHER - No words are necessary. 26 September, 2009 1788 views \| 2 favorites	RAIN OF FIRE - Prepare to meet Allah, ragheads! 26 September, 2009 1550 views	THE STADIUM - She will bat your balls right out of it. 26 September, 2009 1690 views \| 1 favorite
SPIDER WOMEN - They devour Emos. 26 September, 2009 1259 views	ROLL IN THE HAY - Down on the farm. 26 September, 2009 1458 views \| 1 favorite	RUBBERS - She has hers on. 26 September, 2009 1884 views \| 3 favorites	SLEEPYTIME - Put your toys away, little girl, and get ready for bed. 26 September, 2009 3006 views \| 6 favorites	INTER-SPECIES - Points for effort! But you're missing your mark. 26 September, 2009 832 views
DEPRESSION - When you think you are at your lowest, just wait. It WILL get worse. 26 September, 2009 731 views	GOOD STUFF - She is smoking it. 26 September, 2009 909 views	PACKING - She is. 26 September, 2009 1833 views \| 1 favorite	GOING GREEN - If it looks like this...well, okay then! 26 September, 2009 1135 views \| 3 favorites	IGNORED - PsychoGirl will not be. 26 September, 2009 817 views
BODY ODOR - Marisa's is more attractive than others'. Even she can't get enough. 26 September, 2009 1494 views \| 3 favorites	TALENTS - He is intimidated by hers. 26 September, 2009 921 views \| 1 favorite	LAZY AFTERNOON - She makes me want to spend one.... 26 September, 2009 1346 views \| 2 favorites	BORDERS - Violate hers at your peril! 26 September, 2009 1422 views \| 1 favorite	YOU HAVE FAILED... - ...to see it coming. 26 September, 2009 1039 views
EPIC FACEPLANT - Failure seen round the world, and another "agony of defeat" moment. 26 September, 2009 915 views \| 1 favorite	JESUS - Walk with Him, for He knows when to get off the boat. 26 September, 2009 846 views	WHAT..THE..F**K?? - This is just wrong. On so many levels. 26 September, 2009 1936 views	SAD - Somebody knock on this girl's door! 26 September, 2009 1722 views	ARMED & READY - Zombies, neighborhood pervs, rapist jocks... This schoolgirl is ready for all of them! 26 September, 2009 1499 views \| 1 favorite
IN THE KITCHEN - I'm here honey! Now what? 25 September, 2009 2229 views \| 2 favorites	DOUBLE DOWN - In BlackJack or life, it's a risky proposition. But the payoff can be fantastic. 22 September, 2009 1970 views \| 2 favorites	SHAKE 'EM - You won't break 'em. 17 September, 2009 3144 views \| 2 favorites	WORLD TRADE CENTER - I haven't forgotten. AVENGE SEPTEMBER 11, 2001!! 11 September, 2009 1039 views \| 1 favorite	REP JOE WILSON (R-SC) - "YOU LIE!!" Thank you for having the balls to stand up and call Obama on his bullshit. 11 September, 2009 721 views \| 1 favorite
ADDED SUPPORT - Shay needs some. Let's all help out! 8 September, 2009 2472 views \| 2 favorites	SOME MILK - That'll do it for me..... 8 September, 2009 1750 views	SURPRISE BUTSECKS - This....IS SPARTA! 26 August, 2009 3372 views \| 1 favorite	THE SHOULDERS - "A woman's shoulders are the front lines of her mystique...the no man's land between mind and body." 15 August, 2009 2404 views \| 1 favorite	UNITED STATES MARINES - THEY operate AV-8B Harriers. 4 August, 2009 1891 views
THEY ARE SEPERATE - But they do meet. One without the other leads only to chaos or tyranny. 12 July, 2009 1271 views	IDENTIFICATION FAIL - That is USS Nimitz. 10 July, 2009 4415 views	SHEER WHITE COTTON - Giving mesh some damn good competition! 17 June, 2009 7849 views \| 3 favorites	I Can Haz Beer - You iz driving! 19 May, 2009 3919 views \| 1 favorite	THE BRIDE - You don't want to be on her list. 17 May, 2009 3717 views
16 INCHES - I got it, baby.Size matters. 14 May, 2009 3916 views	Right-Wing Booty - This is as political as MotivatedPhotos.com needs to get, you fools. Now knock it off!! 1 May, 2009 9646 views \| 7 favorites	Kristin Davis - Face it, SHE was the hot one on 'Sex in the City'. 13 March, 2009 6993 views \| 1 favorite	Precision Bombing - What used to take a squadron of B-17s, then a 3-ship cell of B-52s, now only needs one bomb. Be afraid, muzzies. Be very afraid. 13 March, 2009 6870 views \| 3 favorites	Eeating Chips - You're doing it wrong, but somehow I don't care 1 March, 2009 16823 views \| 4 favorites
SSHHH! I don't want to hear it 1 March, 2009 4688 views \| 2 favorites	United Flight 93 - We won this one 1 March, 2009 4304 views \| 1 favorite	My Eyes are blue - look deep into them - you cannot resist me 1 March, 2009 9898 views \| 5 favorites	Belts - They're an unecessary accessory 1 March, 2009 10406 views \| 7 favorites	Self-Stimulation - Hey bitch, there's a line, finish up will ya? 1 March, 2009 5736 views \| 1 favorite
Daybreak - You should never have gotten out of bed 1 March, 2009 15045 views \| 13 favorites	Poker - Yep, I'd go all in 1 March, 2009 9694 views \| 9 favorites	MTV Super Sweet 16 - Making fathers wish for sons since 2005 1 March, 2009 6971 views	Barf - Something in this picture will make it happen for you 1 March, 2009 7509 views	Mile-High Club - It really is better in First Class 1 March, 2009 9246 views \| 3 favorites
Cumulo-Granite - Only pilots with real ball dare to fly below it 1 March, 2009 5061 views \| 2 favorites	Paradox - Irresistable force meets immovable object 1 March, 2009 8213 views \| 1 favorite	Cleanliness is next to goddesses 28 February, 2009 11946 views \| 9 favorites	Railroad Crossing - You can race a train but remember that the train wins all ties 28 February, 2009 5641 views \| 1 favorite	Gingivitis - Brushing and flossing are very important for prevention 28 February, 2009 6313 views \| 1 favorite
Dog Food - See what happens when you buy him the cheap stuff? 28 February, 2009 4008 views \| 2 favorites	Meerkat Payback - Let's watch your species ever waking moment for a change 28 February, 2009 4780 views \| 1 favorite	Bitter Beer - It's really a bad thing 28 February, 2009 5760 views	Lorena Bobbitt - I'd bet she doesn't date much these days 28 February, 2009 5103 views	Tequila Shots - You'll be seeing them again the next day 28 February, 2009 5989 views
Winston Churchill - So he was a pudgy drunk who smoked cigars, he still made Hitler his bitch 28 February, 2009 4122 views \| 1 favorite	Europe - Something is not right there 28 February, 2009 5370 views \| 1 favorite	Trident - Turn this baby loose and we'll show you some global warming 28 February, 2009 6459 views \| 4 favorites	Nuclear Submarines - We invented stealth ships before the Air Force 28 February, 2009 6969 views \| 2 favorites	Hired Help - doesn't have to be illegal 28 February, 2009 12251 views \| 7 favorites
YAL-1 Airborne Laser - Hey terrorists, try shooting off your little bittle rockets now 28 February, 2009 5483 views \| 1 favorite	Good thing we didn't go to the church chilli cook off 28 February, 2009 7643 views \| 1 favorite	FAIL! You're supposed to cut the red wire 28 February, 2009 6995 views \| 2 favorites	BUFF - b-52 28 February, 2009 6884 views \| 2 favorites	TOYS - we didn't have these when we were kids 28 February, 2009 5714 views \| 1 favorite
SNOOPY - bad ass aerial assassin 28 February, 2009 3762 views	B-1B BONE 28 February, 2009 5183 views \| 1 favorite