RockBottom - Sammy has hit it and keeps going
10 October, 2009
740 views
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Favourite Toy - Sammy likes to share his
10 October, 2009
697 views
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Family Portrait - Sammy shares his with MP.com
10 October, 2009
668 views
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Puberty - Once Sammy Reaches it,
he may actually post something motivating
10 October, 2009
2201 views
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Jacking off - Poor Sammy is getting blisters
10 October, 2009
1768 views
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Spank the monkey - Sammy need to let us know what he's doing
10 October, 2009
1584 views
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Left Hand - Sammy imagines his looks like this
10 October, 2009
1517 views
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Pullin' the Pud - Sammy is still at it
10 October, 2009
939 views
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Wanking - Sammy's doing it
10 October, 2009
1238 views
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Abstinence - Makes the heat grow fungus
29 September, 2009
1064 views
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Theories - they are all great until you add humans to the equation.
21 September, 2009
709 views
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Politics - Cutting education funds to make it easier to control the ignorant through propaganda.
18 September, 2009
768 views
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Bacon - Now curing hangovers
18 September, 2009
940 views
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Now This - Nuke the unborn black gay whales
28 August, 2009
775 views
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Freedom of Religion - Should also include freedom from being assaulted by fundies at the work place because you don't share their beliefs.
4 July, 2009
1542 views
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Your pathetic fantasies - Keep them to yourself
4 July, 2009
2450 views
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Wankel rotery Engine - Giving wankers something to compare communism to since 1957
4 July, 2009
2157 views
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The more things change - The more fundies will whine about the old days
15 June, 2009
1914 views
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Core Dump - Another Crappy posting
15 June, 2009
3369 views
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Soft Porn - Fucking up great websites since 1990
15 June, 2009
5758 views
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Gratuitous tit shot - Getting geeks through puberty
14 June, 2009
6893 views | 1 favorite
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Against the Wall - The problems we could solve if the politicians were the first in line.
8 June, 2009
3382 views
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Drug Problem - In America it is a Political, not Legal issue
8 June, 2009
2934 views
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Individuality - Means being unique
Just like everyone else.
8 June, 2009
3127 views
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Of course we're sure - Anyone who has had sex would know the difference.
8 June, 2009
5266 views
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Empty Threats - You're the reason men need strong drink
5 June, 2009
2743 views
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He bedded them all - and the priests have been cut off ever since.
5 June, 2009
2258 views
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Spare Tire - `Wood' you happen to have one?
5 June, 2009
3615 views
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Those Nipples - Not the ones I'd be touching if I were him
5 June, 2009
7598 views
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Road Rash - That helmet is going to do a load of good
when they wipe out
5 June, 2009
3373 views | 1 favorite
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Jehovah's Witnesses - Knocking on doors in a neighbourhood near you this summer.
5 June, 2009
2282 views
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Scary - It's Not The Same As Awesome Or Sexy
5 June, 2009
4685 views
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SLAVERY - Cornerstone of civilization for Egypt, America, Nazi Germany, Rome, and Greece (among many others)
Let's preserve tradition and bring it back
5 June, 2009
2272 views
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Fail - Deep linking
5 June, 2009
2863 views
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One Week later - Still staring
Still not seeing a sea shell
18 May, 2009
8886 views | 2 favorites
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Things that don't belong - I can see three things to be taken out.
18 May, 2009
3385 views
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Spelling fail - It's humour.
18 May, 2009
2013 views | 1 favorite
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Draft Dodgers - Moving to Canada since 1969
Those who can do - those who can't run away
18 May, 2009
2071 views
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Daft! - Being so clueless you can't comprehend that the Draft was NOT voluntary.
18 May, 2009
1814 views
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Whiskey - Make mine a double and leave the bottle
Better safe than sorry
2 May, 2009
2964 views
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BAWAHAHAHHA *GASP* HAHAHAHAHAA - That's funny `Cornerstone of civilization'
Oh wait, were you serious?
1 May, 2009
3098 views
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Epic Boobies - Making the Internet Giggle like a 6 year old since 1983
1 May, 2009
3312 views | 1 favorite
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T & A - Tits and Ass Now Online
For losers who won't see it in the real world
1 May, 2009
2712 views
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Breakfast - What did you smoke for yours?
1 May, 2009
2666 views
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Spelling Fail - Witches decline was caused by Catholic persecution
Learn to spell... retard
25 April, 2009
3545 views
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Alternative Fuel Volkswagons - Now methane powered
24 April, 2009
4015 views
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Warning Fail - Piracy is a crime
24 April, 2009
4510 views
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MindFuck - When you see it
you're head will asplode
24 April, 2009
5418 views
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Hacking - You're doing it wrong
Oh so wrong!
24 April, 2009
4970 views | 2 favorites
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Geography FAIL - You are actually off the coast of Africa
24 April, 2009
3140 views
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Sverige! - I'm here
Now where are my girls?
24 April, 2009
7847 views | 1 favorite
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Balanced Diet - means a perfect ass in each hand
24 April, 2009
6695 views | 1 favorite
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Sand! - It gets in my dinner
24 April, 2009
6576 views | 4 favorites
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Recreational Sex - leave the reproduction to Xerox
24 April, 2009
3339 views
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Universal Health care - Yet another reason to live in Canada
Socialism - it isn't as bad as Americans think
24 April, 2009
6630 views | 2 favorites
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Room-mate - Now if only I can get the wife to move out
And no talk of word love
24 April, 2009
3612 views
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Lefty! - minutes before receiving his new nickname.
24 April, 2009
5665 views | 1 favorite
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Marketing Win/Fail - Buy one for your daughter today
and an extra for her fiends
24 April, 2009
4184 views
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Trench Warfare - It worked in WW I
24 April, 2009
4962 views | 2 favorites
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Bisexuality - Harming no one,
and doubling your chances of a date
22 April, 2009
3957 views
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Sand! - I hate when it gets in my food at the beach
22 April, 2009
7197 views | 3 favorites
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Mercy - Means never leaving an enemy alive behind you
21 April, 2009
3518 views
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Photoshop - If you're going to do a job, do it right
17 April, 2009
5610 views
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Parasite - An organism that lives in or on a host; it obtains nourishment from the host without benefiting the host. eg. a foetus
17 April, 2009
4893 views
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Two stack of fives - sure, that'll go a long way towards bailing out the American economy,
17 April, 2009
3133 views
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The Cheesecake - If you'd eaten it instead of screwing, you wouldn't have Aids.
17 April, 2009
3171 views
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1000 Meters - Anything less is close quarters for Canadian snipers
17 April, 2009
7524 views
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Fibre - You obviously need more in your diet
16 April, 2009
4283 views
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Technically - You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.
4 April, 2009
3159 views | 2 favorites
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Nazis argued politics - By Godwin's law I declare this thread closed
4 April, 2009
3488 views
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Engineering - I don't want to see what happens when you apply power to that mess of gears
31 March, 2009
4374 views
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Goth Gangsta - Is on the Internets blocking your tubes
31 March, 2009
5290 views
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the previous administration - Sure sounds a lot like their mess
31 March, 2009
3331 views
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Henry Ford? - He only invented mass production by reverse engineering. (and he still gets top billing 90% of the time)
30 March, 2009
3955 views
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Reality - Gays exist. Gays can and have successfully raised children. The universe has not ended, and likely won't for a long time to come
29 March, 2009
2761 views
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Two mommies - Slapping fundies with reality since 1989
27 March, 2009
3035 views
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One answer - Doesn't bother me one iota. I was slamming the narrow minded fundies to who concern themselves with other people's sexuality. Your choice will not change who I sleep with.
27 March, 2009
3385 views
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Love is over rated - I'm in LUST with your redhead
27 March, 2009
9071 views | 2 favorites
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I frowed upin my mouf - Damn that is one scary ...
26 March, 2009
4925 views
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The bible - Lets re-write and edit `God's Living Word' to suit our narrow minded views and fears of those that are different.
26 March, 2009
4233 views
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God's son Jesus - He hung out with how many women?
25 March, 2009
4453 views
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Medals - Some countries issue them for tying your own shoes
23 March, 2009
5270 views | 1 favorite
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Abstinence - Could have prevented these three accidents
23 March, 2009
5240 views
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Colourful - Fuckit! Might as well correct everything while we're being assholes about it.
23 March, 2009
2555 views
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Birth Control - Their parents should have considered it
23 March, 2009
5639 views
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Arguing on the Internet - Is like running in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still a retard.
21 March, 2009
3228 views | 1 favorite
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Arguing on the Internet - Is like running in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still a retard.
21 March, 2009
3342 views | 1 favorite
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Arguing on the Internet - Is like running in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still a retard.
21 March, 2009
3206 views | 1 favorite
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A B S T I N E N C E - Not much of a choice if you can't get laid even if you wanted to.
21 March, 2009
5084 views | 1 favorite
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Screwed - How you'll feel paying alimony while some other bloke shags her
18 March, 2009
9584 views | 5 favorites
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Brandy Snifter - Spot the difference? - `Dolt'
14 March, 2009
4327 views
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Meaningful Existent - I can have one without your restrictive religious dogma
13 March, 2009
3608 views
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Americans - Insulting nations they can't compete with.
12 March, 2009
5576 views
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Windows Vista - Giving you the opportunity to recycle Windows 98 jokes once again
11 March, 2009
4811 views | 2 favorites
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Nazis argued politics - By Godwin's law I declare this thread closed
11 March, 2009
3182 views
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Zombie Polar Bears - Are eating your brains on ice
11 March, 2009
5877 views | 2 favorites
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Fingers - You're about to have one less
10 March, 2009
5327 views | 1 favorite
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Clue - 90% of the political posters are created by Americans without one.
10 March, 2009
8673 views
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