Maruchan Instant Lunch - It's delicious, not-so-nutritious, but it puts a smile on my face, a lot of sodium in my heart, and gives me a reason to keep going!
19 December, 2009
1015 views
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True Love - It can be found in every can of AMP Energy Drink.
19 December, 2009
836 views
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Coolness - It's all about making it look like you own the place!
4 December, 2009
1383 views | 1 favorite
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3k a day? - With that kind of money, you think that you could afford a better car!
3 December, 2009
1991 views | 1 favorite
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Best Friends - All you need is McDonalds, Uncle Chris, Wal-Mart, a smile, and you're all set!
3 December, 2009
1337 views
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Horror! - In the end... There should be only one Forch!!!
30 November, 2009
917 views
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Self-Loathing - It's a never-ending battle against yourself!
30 November, 2009
837 views
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Chloe Lynn Fortier - Because everyone needs a reason to smile... This is mine!
29 November, 2009
1619 views
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'Da Forch Mang! - He's going to CARVE.... YOU.... UP!!!!
26 November, 2009
885 views
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The Human Forch - He gives "Flame On!" a purely heterosexual meaning!
23 November, 2009
1511 views
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Forch Score! - And several years ago, Forch F. Fortier brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in AWESOME!
21 November, 2009
907 views
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Fantastic Forch - There's a reason he's called Mr. Fantastic. It's because EVERY part of him can extend. (If you know what I mean!)
21 November, 2009
945 views
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Forch Score! - And several years ago, Forch F. Fortier brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in excellence, and dedicated to the proposition that ForchMan was created Awesome!
20 November, 2009
877 views
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Forch F. Fortier - Submitting his resume at this time for "Doctor Number Twelve".
20 November, 2009
1249 views
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Forch F. Fortier - Sexy be thy name. Ladies. Start your drooling!
19 November, 2009
2003 views
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Forch Trek - "Live Long and KICK ASS!!!" - Capt. Forch F. Fortier
17 November, 2009
1122 views
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Kris Quesnel - He's got you in his sights.
16 November, 2009
768 views
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Kris Quesnel - Stop drooling ladies, he's taken. Deal with it.
16 November, 2009
753 views
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ForchMan Rule #40: - You can't change history.
16 November, 2009
1438 views
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ForchMan Rule #39: - When in doubt, know your way out.
16 November, 2009
1204 views
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Canadian $5 Bill - How do you expect us to take you seriously? There are kids playing hockey on here!
16 November, 2009
1866 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #38: - If someone says "Bite me!" Then BITE THEM!!!
16 November, 2009
1358 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #37: - He who laughs last... Laughs last...
16 November, 2009
946 views
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ForchMan Rule #36: - Death is just God's way of saying "Hey! You're not alive anymore!"
16 November, 2009
999 views
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ForchMan Rule #35: - Never date a woman who uses the word "Like" to start a sentence.
16 November, 2009
1874 views
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ForchMan Rule #34: - Speed is only as good as he who yields it.
16 November, 2009
1370 views
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ForchMan Rule #33: - If you’re going to refer to the weaker link of a group or duo, you must always refer to them as the “Marty Jannetty” of the group…
16 November, 2009
1162 views
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ForchMan Rule #32: - Reality TV is neither "reality" nor is it "TV". Deal with it.
16 November, 2009
2637 views
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ForchMan Rule #31: - Comic books ARE good reading!
16 November, 2009
1096 views
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ForchMan Rule #30: - Always work hard. Only you reap the rewards of your labors. Unless of course, someone is riding your coattails.
16 November, 2009
1306 views
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ForchMan Rule #29: - Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear.
16 November, 2009
904 views
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ForchMan Rule #28: - Benny Hill can cure the common cold.
16 November, 2009
1542 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #27: - The only way to top a zany scheme, is with an even zanier scheme!
16 November, 2009
1812 views
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ForchMan Rule #26: - The number 26 is the number that binds the universe together.
16 November, 2009
943 views
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Forch F. Fortier - He's so amazing, he urinates excellence!!!
16 November, 2009
768 views
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Girlfriend Wanted.... - Apply Within. (No Nut-Jobs Please!)
16 November, 2009
1179 views
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ForchMan Rule #25: - If someone insists on making fun of you, insist on making fun of their mother!
15 November, 2009
748 views
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ForchMan Rule #24: - Love is blind. So is someone who can't see.
15 November, 2009
888 views
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ForchMan Rule #23: - An Interocitor is the best way possible to make hot chocolate.
15 November, 2009
1110 views
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ForchMan Rule #22: - Being single is a lot better than dating a psycho.
15 November, 2009
2602 views | 1 favorite
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ForchMan Rule #21: - Enjoy the little things.
15 November, 2009
909 views
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I've got a drinking problem... - Just give me my damned AMP, and I will let you live!
15 November, 2009
816 views
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ForchMan Rule #20: - Reality CAN and WILL hurt you!
14 November, 2009
1524 views
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ForchMan Rule #19: - Never say "Eat Me!" to a Cannibal.
14 November, 2009
889 views
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ForchMan Rule #18: - A friend in need... Is a pest!
14 November, 2009
1220 views
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ForchMan Rule #17: - Limits are for those who need to be controlled.
14 November, 2009
885 views
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ForchMan Rule #16: - There are plenty of fish in the sea, but try and find a body of water that isn’t polluted.
14 November, 2009
1257 views
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ForchMan Rule #15: - Make sure that you can always be there for whomever needs you.
14 November, 2009
1163 views
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ForchMan Rule #14: - Never trust a man who carries change in his wallet.
14 November, 2009
1049 views
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ForchMan Rule #13: - Never allow yourself to be suckered by anyone who doesn't have your best interests in mind.
14 November, 2009
1396 views
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