Tuffguy - We got them
6 July, 2009
2878 views
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Because - We put too many stupid people in charge
3 July, 2009
1769 views
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XENU - We await your bidding Lord Xenu!
1 July, 2009
2055 views
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Anonymous - 2012
1 July, 2009
3009 views
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No! - Debate and opposing view points are bad for democracy...
23 June, 2009
1816 views
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If the money is rebelling - Maybe we should stop printing more?
23 June, 2009
1978 views
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Gay Test - If you first noticed the rainbow shooting out of his crouch, I've got bad news for you...
19 June, 2009
3048 views | 1 favorite
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Liberty - Granted by God, taken by the State
17 June, 2009
3144 views
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Mooseknuckle - Camel toes ugly sister
15 June, 2009
6923 views
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Europe - If he had balls, he wouldn't just stand there making prepubescent insults...
15 June, 2009
2336 views
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Wrath of God - Be good.. or the angels of the Lord will decent upon you
15 June, 2009
6481 views
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Fluorescent light bulb - Because mercury is SO good for the environment...
5 June, 2009
3372 views
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RIFTS - You better be bringing MDC bitches
5 June, 2009
4094 views
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Government intervention - Ya its kinda like this
4 June, 2009
2571 views
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China - They own Hummer now and will probably do a better job then Government Motors will...
4 June, 2009
2782 views
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This is.. - Almost as wrong as our nation borrowing more money in the last 6 months then it had in the last 30 years
4 June, 2009
2663 views
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Ya.. - Then she puts you on a waiting list until your dick falls off...
4 June, 2009
4491 views
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Government motors - Great, now we have a new Amtrak
4 June, 2009
2011 views
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That's - One hot pussy...
4 June, 2009
3210 views
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We could... - Whip them in to a bloody mess.. Then force them to do pointless manual labor and may be.. nail them to the wall?
2 June, 2009
2404 views
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Paperbag - You'll need more then just condoms for this one..
1 June, 2009
3989 views
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Blind Dates - Sometimes it helps to be blind.
1 June, 2009
2872 views
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What? - I see no ocean.
1 June, 2009
6910 views
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What? - China won't buy our debt? Just monetize it.
31 May, 2009
2657 views
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Hyperinflation - So we can make money forts!
31 May, 2009
2518 views
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The United States - We'll be there soon.
31 May, 2009
2632 views
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Riding crops - Less hope they brought theirs
24 May, 2009
6486 views | 3 favorites
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Atheism - Because religious people advocate violence against other...
24 May, 2009
5961 views | 1 favorite
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Scientologist - It's what they believe
23 May, 2009
12245 views | 1 favorite
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ABC News - & Cunt Affairs
23 May, 2009
3044 views | 1 favorite
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Hey india! - You guys SUCK
23 May, 2009
3287 views
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Sorry - Well he did say he's sorry
23 May, 2009
3529 views | 1 favorite
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Soup - Wheres Bob?
I don't know.. Want some soup?...
23 May, 2009
2665 views
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Gay fish - If you call your self a genius, your probably like fishdicks...
23 May, 2009
4143 views
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Flufashion - Your fucking shiting me right?
23 May, 2009
3057 views | 1 favorite
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How about - We pick this up some other time. I have to argue with the people on the other sites.
23 May, 2009
1805 views
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NO - We just lost interest... you Fail
23 May, 2009
1879 views
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Would you say that if - Someone you loved was kill for no reason by someone fried out of their mind with meth or PCP?
23 May, 2009
1677 views
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Because - Meth, PCP, cock, etc just fuck you up too much. It's like letting people have nukes. I,m all for letting people live their own lives, make their own mistakes, but many drugs are just to powerful.
23 May, 2009
1731 views
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No, not realy - I was saying that just because you regulate it instead of banning it, don't mean people will magically start following the law. And I have no problem with legalizing moonshine or prostitution. drugs I do
23 May, 2009
1696 views
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We can fix the drug problem - China did it...
23 May, 2009
4109 views | 1 favorite
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Oh kno - One wrang ceystroke and mi hole argooment is out...
23 May, 2009
1616 views
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The point - Which you completely missed, was people will still make it illegally and dangerously, even if you regulate it. But just keep patting yourself on the back and thinking your smarter then others
23 May, 2009
1611 views
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Moonshine - Because no one makes moonshine any more.. Oh wait...
23 May, 2009
1774 views
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Meth - It's like making moonshine...
kinda
23 May, 2009
3508 views | 1 favorite
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Drugs - Because drugs don't cause any problems...
23 May, 2009
2695 views
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Zombiesheep - They all voted for Obama
16 May, 2009
3561 views
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Atheism - There is no God - because I,m an asshole
14 May, 2009
5492 views
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Cindy sheehan - You know.. because she is devastated over she son's death ..the one she gave up all parental rights to.. or the one who's grave has no proper headstone.. that son
8 May, 2009
4748 views
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A good time - That's what happens
3 May, 2009
3630 views
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Its a place - at 1 am in the morning
3 May, 2009
3118 views
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Supermarket - Very suspicious...
3 May, 2009
2830 views | 1 favorite
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My republican? - Keep guessing. And Franken only got a raiser edge after cherry picking disqualified ballet. He will soil the Congressional chambers more then they have already been defiled.
3 May, 2009
3169 views
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Parenting - Because someone has to get them ready for college
2 May, 2009
4439 views
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Cavity search - Its his first
2 May, 2009
2567 views | 1 favorite
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Hum what is this? - I found it in Some Guys house
2 May, 2009
4194 views
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Al franken - Ya this guy is gonna be the newest member of the senate
2 May, 2009
2937 views
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Al franken - What a great guy
2 May, 2009
3380 views
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Nazi superweapons - Not always so super
2 May, 2009
4837 views | 2 favorites
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Chivalry - Its not quite dead yet
2 May, 2009
6421 views
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Photobomber - Ruining your racist meeting one homie at a time
2 May, 2009
6782 views | 3 favorites
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Yes it is... - And I was just fucking around, because I have a sick sense of hummer, until you started trying to act like a badass
2 May, 2009
2023 views
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - He works in the ass end of law enforcement!
2 May, 2009
1953 views
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Ya... - cause that wouldn't be in the middle of nowhere...
2 May, 2009
1895 views
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Politicians - They,ve been doing this on both sides for a long time
2 May, 2009
3432 views
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If I was... - You would be hit upside your head with my shotgun stock as you flea your burning house
2 May, 2009
1841 views
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Internet? - I,m right out side your widow...
2 May, 2009
1926 views
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Cheeseburger - I think you mean success, have you ever heard of mass starvation in America?
2 May, 2009
2924 views
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Intelligence - Intelligence is the ability to learn and is something you are born with. I think the first guy was thinking about enlightenment.
2 May, 2009
2141 views
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Metal - Fuck ya!
2 May, 2009
4089 views | 1 favorite
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Stay out - of his ovaries!
2 May, 2009
3669 views
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Her name - It's Kelly
2 May, 2009
10668 views | 2 favorites
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My eyes - They burn!
2 May, 2009
4579 views
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Mug-shots - Not the best way to show support for your candidate
1 May, 2009
5167 views | 1 favorite
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Liberty - If you don't fight for it, you will lose it
1 May, 2009
2674 views | 1 favorite
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Watch out - They will excommunicate you from the atheist religion
1 May, 2009
6329 views
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Congress - This is what they are doing to us
30 April, 2009
9976 views | 2 favorites
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Phil - Not worth an indignant reply
29 April, 2009
2930 views
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Kids - They'll f you up
29 April, 2009
3393 views | 2 favorites
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Puppies - They'll f you up
29 April, 2009
3263 views
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Epic fail - coming right up
29 April, 2009
7440 views | 2 favorites
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You must be a library book - Cause i,m checking you out
29 April, 2009
2379 views
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Whales - nuke them
29 April, 2009
3005 views
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Apples - They'll f you up
29 April, 2009
4636 views | 4 favorites
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Double entendre - unfortunately in the real world to
29 April, 2009
2939 views
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Cooking your Dog - Tasty, healthy, and safe
29 April, 2009
2770 views | 1 favorite
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Fail - Even the baby knows it
29 April, 2009
5142 views | 1 favorite
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Chaos - More fun then order
29 April, 2009
5741 views | 3 favorites
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Bear riding shark - Now your fucked
29 April, 2009
4655 views | 2 favorites
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Spellling Nazy's - Acting better then others the only way they can
28 April, 2009
4531 views
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What sign - I see no sign what so ever
27 April, 2009
6831 views | 2 favorites
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One Question - What about the part where your god dies during Ragnarök and my god raises from the dead on Easter?
27 April, 2009
3911 views | 1 favorite
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Nuns - They'll f you up
26 April, 2009
3763 views
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Black sci-fi nazi stormtroopers - Sniper Raptor Jesus save us!
26 April, 2009
7935 views | 2 favorites
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War - Fun for the whole family
26 April, 2009
6084 views
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Self fail - damnit I know
26 April, 2009
3188 views
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EPIC FAIL - Our economy is being raped by an old cartel that artificially sets prices
26 April, 2009
2668 views
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Idea - BAD!
26 April, 2009
6365 views
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NO! - It's FLAME WAR TUNNEL damn it!!1!
26 April, 2009
2706 views
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Analyzing fail - I said scrap of evidence not conclusive case
25 April, 2009
3326 views
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Fair enough - Hay it was like 3 in the morning when I made that
25 April, 2009
2508 views | 1 favorite
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Intellecoual integertie fail - Instead of attacking my argument, you distract and change the subject by attacking my spelling error... retard
25 April, 2009
2775 views
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Evil dead jesus - Where's your spaghetti monster now?
24 April, 2009
4967 views | 1 favorite
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History fail - The Dark Ages were caused by the collapse of the roman empire, witch had been in decline for centuries... retard
24 April, 2009
4050 views
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Scrap of evidence - Hitler: A Study in Tyranny, by Allan Bullock "We have no sort of use for a fairy story invented by the Jews." - Adolf Hitler
24 April, 2009
4031 views | 1 favorite
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Gummy Bear Army - Where is your skeleton army now?
24 April, 2009
5933 views | 1 favorite
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Evolution - You’re the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel
24 April, 2009
6354 views | 1 favorite
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Fish squirrel - We all descend from them
24 April, 2009
3466 views | 1 favorite
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Sex site with sound - Not so work place friendly
23 April, 2009
6978 views
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Atheist - For baby eaters, their so damn touchy...
23 April, 2009
3872 views
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America - F*ck Yeah
23 April, 2009
3692 views | 1 favorite
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Surprise Buttsex - Trees do it too
23 April, 2009
5953 views | 1 favorite
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Female Geeks - They do exist
23 April, 2009
10773 views
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No - I was saying that religion isn't the cause of all war. People fight each other for every reason imaginable
23 April, 2009
2804 views
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Atheism - The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity. Adolf Hitler
23 April, 2009
4159 views
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Hitler - He killed 6 million people because of their RACE
23 April, 2009
3818 views
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Atheism - World War II, the most destructive war in human history was started by an atheist
22 April, 2009
4076 views
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Pizza Delivery - Did someone order a sausage pizza?
10 April, 2009
5251 views
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Liberal Whack-Job - If you don't agree with me, your a Fascist!
10 April, 2009
4819 views
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Hope, we can ... BANG!!!
8 April, 2009
4379 views | 1 favorite
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The dumb - Can't brain today
3 April, 2009
5055 views
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Banana - And I know how to use it
3 April, 2009
7136 views
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Fascism - Another type of socialism
3 April, 2009
4346 views
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Ya - Because that war wound that keeps him from raising his arm is so creepy...
2 April, 2009
3360 views | 1 favorite
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