Volkswagen's - As cheap and as easy to maintain
as any car ever made!
11 March, 2010
954 views
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Take it, take it all.... - ....yeah, you like that don'cha? Yeah,
you're a dirty dirty little whore, baby!
11 March, 2010
894 views | 1 favorite
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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - They're good, but they're not that good!
11 March, 2010
2760 views
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Stereo Broken? - Don't let that stop you from enjoying your favorite tunes in the car!
11 March, 2010
1720 views
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Good buzz, you will get - Killer herbs when thru Yoda hookah you have smoked.
9 March, 2010
552 views | 1 favorite
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Michael Flatley - "Michael, I specifically asked you not to
crowd your dancers onto one side of
the ship! Look at what you've caused!"
9 March, 2010
987 views | 1 favorite
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Modern Childrens Books - So much for "The Poky Little Puppy"
& "The Little Engine That Could".
9 March, 2010
1369 views | 1 favorite
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Political Crisis - You mean that we could end all this foolishness
with a couple of planeloads of Jenna
Jameson or Traci Lords videos?
9 March, 2010
798 views | 2 favorites
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Om, nom, nom, nom, nom! - Seriously, get a room, okay?
8 March, 2010
3943 views | 1 favorite
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Businessmen or Politicians? - You can't distinguish the difference! They're all just a bunch of monkeys throwing their shit at everything and everybody.
8 March, 2010
960 views | 1 favorite
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Porno Trees - Even Mother Nature is a porn producer now.
1 March, 2010
2475 views | 2 favorites
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Partytime!!!! - My cousin always throws the best parties!
1 March, 2010
5006 views | 2 favorites
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No Oral Sex.... - ....and no photographing of oral sex allowed in store.
1 March, 2010
1990 views | 1 favorite
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Repressed Lust - After many years of aggressive foreplay, destroying Yankee Stadium finally made King Kong & Godzilla express their true passion.
1 March, 2010
1056 views | 1 favorite
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The Toilet Paper Nazi - "I haf all ze vorlds supply uf bung fodder and chu vill pay ze price I vant or chu con do wiz out!
Muhwahahahahahahaha!!!!"
24 February, 2010
3514 views
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Pirated DVD's - Equal quality, lower priced and bullshit free.
Why would you ever buy from an overpaid Hollywood production and distribution system?
24 February, 2010
2016 views
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Cold Water - "Well honey, I know you had one last night!!!
Or maybe your finger is just really big???"
24 February, 2010
4852 views
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Updated Women's Mags - Only when they are finally written by men
should a woman begin to believe anything
written within their pages.
24 February, 2010
2083 views | 1 favorite
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Slow Dancing - It's best when treated as a contact sport.
17 February, 2010
4596 views | 1 favorite
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Sinking Baskets - At least while he's sinking baskets he's not
pursuing his other hobby of sinking the country.
17 February, 2010
1507 views
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Public Education - Our tax dollars have been well spent.
15 February, 2010
1099 views
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The Offspring - I'd hate to see whatever this produces.
15 February, 2010
1608 views
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This Valentine.... - ....is brought to you by the word "reality".
Be careful of what you wish for,
you just might get stuck with it.
13 February, 2010
1368 views | 1 favorite
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My Valentine - I would be perfectly content with this one.
13 February, 2010
3225 views | 1 favorite
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Speed Mowing - The John Deere Co. has made mowing a breeze this year
with their new F-1 yard machine. Now you can
mow those 40 acres in less than 5 minutes!
12 February, 2010
1459 views | 1 favorite
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Growacet™: For Testicular Fortitude - With new Growacet™ finally you can be a real man and not such a whiny pussy! (FDA WARNING: Keep Growacet™ out of the reach of lesbians and Hillary Clinton.)
12 February, 2010
948 views | 1 favorite
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Your Girlfriend - She heard you cheated on her with Rita Righty and she's pissed.
12 February, 2010
1274 views
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Is This Presidential? - Instead of 3-4 scribbled notes he needs a verbatim script prepared by his "handlers". You can almost see the strings attached to him.
11 February, 2010
920 views
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English - It used to be our national language.
8 February, 2010
1601 views
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Democrats - Let's just hope that he's sterile.
8 February, 2010
1180 views | 1 favorite
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2HOT4U2HANDLE - Remember that chick you were talking to in the chat room the other night, the 19 year old blonde who loves oral and anal and skeet?
This is her.
8 February, 2010
1192 views
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My Job - I'm don't get to run the train, the whistle I can't blow. I don't get to say where the train will go. I don't get to blow off steam or even clang the bell. But if this thing jumps the tracks just see who catches HELL!
5 February, 2010
1509 views
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Little Sister - You'd better do what your big sister told you to do. If not, she just might eat you.
5 February, 2010
1569 views
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A nursing home? - I don't think so! I'm outta here! Eat my dust, losers!
3 February, 2010
807 views
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Taxicab Drivers - How come mine never look like this?
3 February, 2010
3114 views | 2 favorites
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Washing Your Pussy - You're doing it wrong!
3 February, 2010
909 views
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The Internet - It really IS a series of tubes!
2 February, 2010
7146 views | 2 favorites
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Old Guys - We're all going to be one someday.
1 February, 2010
940 views
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Ebonics - Not appropriate for Valentines Day.
31 January, 2010
1015 views
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Bad Timing - Once you've already committed, follow thru to the finish.
31 January, 2010
1604 views | 2 favorites
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Peeping Tom(cat) - He's watching you!
27 January, 2010
1618 views | 1 favorite
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Dating vs. Marriage - Things change when she gets a ring on her finger.
She doesn't need to be sexy for you anymore.
Why bait the hook when the fish is already in the boat?
27 January, 2010
3735 views | 2 favorites
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Discount Dentistry - Caveat Emptor!
25 January, 2010
1427 views
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Explanation - I'd say you'd better have a good one, girl.
25 January, 2010
1440 views | 1 favorite
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Gamers - They miss out on so many of the finer things in life.
24 January, 2010
19596 views | 7 favorites
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Lookouts - It's good to have one when you're doing
things that you shouldn't be doing.
24 January, 2010
2435 views | 1 favorite
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Albert Einstein - Unfortunately for us, he never got to fully
explain his theory of "rockativity".
24 January, 2010
1091 views
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"Avatar" - I thought that story seemed familiar...
22 January, 2010
10185 views | 11 favorites
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Congratulations.... - ....on winning your golf tournament trophy!
Say what??? A what???
You thought she was kissing a what???
22 January, 2010
3741 views | 2 favorites
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Privacy - Everybody needs a little personal space.
21 January, 2010
1493 views | 2 favorites
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