Pilum H-AVR - One well placed shot to the cooling vent will fuck up your dreams.
20 October, 2009
2126 views
|
Reality Shows - They're just as bad as your example.
7 September, 2009
1489 views
|
Epic Sarcasm - You're doing it right
4 June, 2009
3237 views
|
Social Graces - They work a lot better...especially when your "pussy magnet" is in the parking lot and the hot chick is at the bar.
24 May, 2009
9432 views | 1 favorite
|
Reality Check - If you have actually had sex with a real woman, you wouldn't have to ask this question.
24 May, 2009
8031 views
|
Reading Comprehension - You obviously lack it. The KEYWORD is "MOST" not "all". Thanks for playing, moron.
24 May, 2009
2994 views
|
Real Thing - Virgins have no true frame of reference to make this assessment.
24 May, 2009
7933 views
|
Nazi Symbolism - When you see it, you'll shit bricks
24 May, 2009
4443 views
|
Social Graces - If either of you had them, you wouldn't need anime chick pictures or strip clubs. You would be fucking a real woman.
24 May, 2009
5080 views
|
Reality Check - With only 4% difference between human and ape DNA, we haven't evolved that much. Want proof? Go to a NASCAR race.
24 May, 2009
3801 views
|
Air Support - They need to clear the target landing zone
11 May, 2009
5258 views
|
Nurburgring - The Corvette beats most European supercars' lap times.
11 May, 2009
4111 views
|
Unique Styling - You're doing it wrong
10 May, 2009
4700 views
|
Gay Test - You failed it
10 May, 2009
9426 views
|
Rugby Players - Don't use safety equipment. So who really has the bigger nads?
7 May, 2009
3804 views
|
Corollary - If she's saving herself for marriage, the terrorists have won.
25 April, 2009
11018 views | 2 favorites
|
Correction - I can be worse...they could grow up stupid and end up in prison. Straighten them out before it's too late.
25 April, 2009
4915 views | 1 favorite
|
Hillbillly Tendencies - What you have when you lust after family members.
25 April, 2009
10205 views | 2 favorites
|
Reality Check - If it's not wreckage, it's probably a defector, captured pilot or an air show guest.
25 April, 2009
4974 views | 1 favorite
|
Gay Test - You've failed it.
25 April, 2009
8894 views
|
Girlfriends - They give better orgasms.
25 April, 2009
9852 views | 2 favorites
|
A Woman - You don't have one.
19 April, 2009
8935 views | 1 favorite
|
False Hope - It's what is crushed when you realize it's just a big ass poster on your bed
2 April, 2009
11533 views
|
Parenting - You're doing it wrong...very wrong.
29 March, 2009
5751 views
|
Voting - A process where public officials are elected to office. Did you even bother to do it?
29 March, 2009
3985 views
|
STFU - All of you !!!
29 March, 2009
5143 views | 1 favorite
|
If this is your girl - Your quest has ended, my friend.
27 March, 2009
13138 views | 2 favorites
|
Social Graces - Good social graces increases your options so you can experience the real thing
25 March, 2009
8808 views | 1 favorite
|
AH-64 Apache
2 March, 2009
8379 views | 1 favorite
|
Combat Performance - looks don't matter
2 March, 2009
6608 views
|
Cheap Substitute - She will know the different when a real Bently pulls up next to it
1 March, 2009
4985 views
|
Armored Humvee - Make sure he has one
1 March, 2009
8054 views | 1 favorite
|
Strip Clubs - They're full of sexy anime girls
1 March, 2009
19130 views | 1 favorite
| | |
