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ANTICIPATION - A great source of calamity lies in regret and anticipation; therefore a person is wise who thinks of the present alone, regardless of the past or future. - Oliver Goldsmith | |
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The Bends - Jennifer Aniston gives them to me |
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Laptops - Lots of power in a small package |
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Insomnia - never looked so sexy |
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Helmet Laws - Sometimes, necessary |
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The Unexpected - Don't be surprised. |
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Lung Cancer - I'd hate to see these lungs go away |
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YOUR STOCK - Is ping every moment you keep her waiting! Get to it! |
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AWAKE - Doesn't mean it's time to get out of bed. |
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I've heard of not eating in bed - but I wonder how beds feel about it |
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The Alarm Clock - Always interrupting the fun |
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School Daze - I'm in one |
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Oh, yeah... - *that* look |
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Girls with Guns - She's got a hair trigger and wants to squeeze off a few rounds |
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Tonight - honey can we stay in? YES WE CAN! (proper use of phrase) |
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My Canary - Keep your eye on the birdie |
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"Guess Who?" - Always a popular game |
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SATISFACTION - When you think no one sees you |
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Granny Panties - I don't think she owns any |
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PREDATORY - "See how the female stalks her prey...." |