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VALLEYS - Often found between mountains. | |
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Photobombing 101 - Never have your picture taken on the beach without reading the signs first |
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European Beaches - Are much sexier than American beaches. |
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Goodbye Summer - The final results are in |
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Baseball Caps - Ain't one big enough to shade those twins |
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Penguin beach - honey trust me
ignore the penguins
they will go away |
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Summer - beats the hell out of winter |
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Summer - beats the hell out of winter |
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Summer - beats the hell out of winter |
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Photobomber - Ruining your "vacation at the beach" photo one crotch-scratching bag lady at a time |
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Tan Lines - (Couldn't resist -- sorry) |
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SAND CASTLES - You Know......
Some people actually come to the beach for Sand Castles!!
---go figure--- |
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Corrosive - Salt can eat away at finer fabrics |
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THE CABANA - Whether you prefer a cervezas mexicanas, or a pitcher of margaritas, you are going to need some real refreshment soon. |
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Handbags - Hers is sure colorful |
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The Beach - You Never Know Who You Might Run Into |
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Photo Bomber - That old lady ruining your epic ass pics one fat rear end at a time |
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Motor Cross Riding Gloves - Always a must at the beach |
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Catamaran - That means it has two hulls, right? |
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WHEN YOU'RE A MIDGET - LIFE'S A BEACH |